Number of children you can expect to father using low-quality condoms.
rsuaver
Senior Member - 9K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 12:09a
expiration date?
ForSpud
Ancient Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 12:14a
These will last about two weeks ... then what?
Hinzinho
Thrifty Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 12:34a
After 500 times, you going to need that aloe.
GoCalBears
Senior Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 12:49a
Gift wrap available.
yesidonoitall
Greedy Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 12:52a
GoCalBears said: Gift wrap available.
Speaking of wrapping. Who was that older lady with a tv show that she always said to be sure and wrap it if you are going to have you know what?
shadesmark
Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 5:46a
That price for condoms? I bet some one has put a staple through them all. And who gets that much without the expiration date failing?
jaimelobo
Senior Member - 4K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 6:11a
and what's the difference between 500 used condoms and 1 used tire?
The latter could be a Goodyear, the former is an absolutely GREAT year!
(It never gets old)
polishdreamer
Senior Member - 9K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 6:14a
$250,000 cost per child versus doubling up, what a return on investment.
stevelion
Senior Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 7:03a
jaimelobo said: and what's the difference between 500 used condoms and 1 used tire?
The latter could be a Goodyear, the former is an absolutely GREAT year!
(It never gets old)
Thanks - my wife nearly spit out her oatmeal when I read this aloud!
couponman77
Wacky Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 7:04a
yesidonoitall said: GoCalBears said: Gift wrap available.
Speaking of wrapping. Who was that older lady with a tv show that she always said to be sure and wrap it if you are going to have you know what?
Dr. Ruth
Zuke76
Senior Member - 1K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 7:14a
respdoc said: GWBush said: Beyond Seven what?
Number of children you can expect to father using low-quality condoms.
These are not low quality, they are highly reviewed and revered by the community chooses to use condoms regularly. Trojan and Durex are the Monster cable/BOSE of the condom world (basic quality, highly marketed and price inflated).
I have used Beyond Seven and Crown for several years and never had an issues. They tend to be tighter than the supermarket bought Trojans but I find tighter is better.
aln
Ancient Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 7:14a
I've said it before and I'll say it again: What do you call a man who looks for the cheapest priced condoms??? DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This reeks of a Seinfeld moment... "My boys can swim!"
PhDeez
Senior Member - 3K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 7:29a
I think I should order these just to see what the wife says... $7 for a special moment!
zebra6331
Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 8:01a
OMG!! It shows usually ships in 4 to 7 WEEKS!!! I need them NOW!!! lol
stuffinmymuffin
Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 8:02a
This is a deal for cheap f*'ers
mbseeker
Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 8:28a
i would think they are good since made by okamoto which also makes the crown condoms... the crown line is strong and yet allow for maximum sensitivity. they don't brake and are comfortable.... they do choke your buddy a bit i guess go for what you know... i am getting the crown again... very expensive repercussions.
EthanWise
New Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 8:56a
what size is it.? hope they are xxlarge lol
0AfterRebates
Senior Member - 2K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 9:02a
jaimelobo said: and what's the difference between 500 used condoms and 1 used tire?
The latter could be a Goodyear, the former is an absolutely GREAT year!
Shame they're lubricated. I've been hoping for a good deal on unlubed condoms - they make great sleeves for wireless mic packs for performers (keeps sweat out of the electronics).
aln
Ancient Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 9:17a
Overzeetop said: Shame they're lubricated. I've been hoping for a good deal on unlubed condoms - they make great sleeves for wireless mic packs for performers (keeps sweat out of the electronics).
Sure buddy, they are for work. Wink. wink.
blaster668
Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 9:41a
These are not low quality condoms, read some reviews before commenting with that type of reply. Crown and Beyond 7 are some of the highest rated condoms out there and are all that I use. I've had Trojans and Durex break, but never an okomoto brand condom.
gocint
Senior Member - 2K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 9:43a
Overzeetop said: Shame they're lubricated. I've been hoping for a good deal on unlubed condoms - they make great sleeves for wireless mic packs for performers (keeps sweat out of the electronics).
i hear you though my purpose is different . somehow these deals always seem to be on the lub
yesidonoitall
Greedy Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 9:50a
Anyone remember LA Law when Arnie takes Benny to the Drugstore to get condoms..... Benny asks how do I know it will fit?
MadCityGuy
Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 10:37a
Cheap because they're refurbs.
kimgkimg
Senior Member - 1K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 10:40a
mbseeker said: i would think they are good since made by okamoto which also makes the crown condoms... the crown line is strong and yet allow for maximum sensitivity. they don't brake and are comfortable.... they do choke your buddy a bit i guess go for what you know... i am getting the crown again... very expensive repercussions.
Yeah braking would be bad... "Hey, why are you stopping?!?!"
Zuke76
Senior Member - 1K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 10:42a
blaster668 said: These are not low quality condoms, read some reviews before commenting with that type of reply. Crown and Beyond 7 are some of the highest rated condoms out there and are all that I use. I've had Trojans and Durex break, but never an okomoto brand condom.
It's no use trying to convey an opinion or facts in a condom thread.
TheDiggler
Senior Member - 1K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 11:10a
0AfterRebates said: jaimelobo said: and what's the difference between 500 used condoms and 1 used tire?
The latter could be a Goodyear, the former is an absolutely GREAT year!
(It never gets old)
I heard a different version.
What do you call 365 used condoms? A good year.It's this:
What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a "good year".
bad107
Senior Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 11:19a
hmmm...i want more kids but the wife wants to put it on hold for another 6 months...this might be my magic ticket!
optical
Senior Member - 2K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 11:20a
I'm "IN" on this literally. xD
WDEagle
Senior Member - 3K
posted: Jun. 26, 2012 @ 11:22a
stevelion said: jaimelobo said: and what's the difference between 500 used condoms and 1 used tire?
The latter could be a Goodyear, the former is an absolutely GREAT year!
(It never gets old)
Thanks - my wife nearly spit out her oatmeal when I read this aloud!There's a joke there somewhere ...
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