cjchaps said:In before the crappy puns.

No, not so much.

Let's hear em.... need a good laugh today

A co-worker said, "If I flush it's always solid." So I wrote this and dedicated it to him:

If it's yellow, play it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.

Guess he won't be participating in this deal.

Is this available in Flushing, NY?

pentiuman said:The inventor of the original toilet, was Thomas Crapper.

Not true:

Thomas Crapper (1836-1910) did exist and is credited with improving the functionality of the early flush toilet (or "water closet," as it was then called), but he did not, contrary to popular belief, invent the pseudo-eponymous bathroom appliance from scratch. Credit for that goes to 16th-century author Sir John Harrington, who not only came up with the idea but installed an early working prototype in the palace of Queen Elizabeth I, his godmother. The first patent for a flushing water closet was issued to Alexander Cummings in 1775, sixty years before Thomas Crapper was born.

The son of a Yorkshire steamboat captain, Tom Crapper's destiny was fixed when he was apprenticed to a master plumber at the age of 14. He owned his own plumbing shop in London by the time he was 25. Crapper was awarded nine patents for plumbing innovations during his lifetime, three of them consisting of improvements to the flushing water closet. Though he made his name as a sanitary engineer to blueboods, Crapper himself was lowborn and never knighted, so it's a mystery why storytellers consistently award him the title "Sir."

He is sometimes erroneously referred to as "Sir John Crapper."

This is on the front page??? That's the difference between here and SD, SD posts really good deals, this is a joke.

I like the two push button flushing, no levers... I wonder if parts are readily available?

darn, I thought this was a real "double flusher" - certainly comes in handy when dropping off such a large load...

Try here for the "weblink"; the OP's had some tags in it.