Link TICK TOCK...SHNOOP (OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER) HAS NEVER HAD SUCH A DEAL IN STOCK!!!! Who needs a prince, as Cinderella dances away at her evil stepmother's house, as she just signed onto her fave site, shnoop.com, and got the hottest watch, for a mere fraction of what it was worth? She will kiss a frog, allow it to remain a frog, and be the envy of her zit-full stepsisters when she wears her ACQUA by Timex watch that ranges from $19.99-$24.99 (list price), and she got 5 of them for a mere pittance..$19.99!!!! That's more money than she earns in ten years of babysitting The Old Woman's Kids that live in A Huge Teva Sandal. This is real. You can check the list price on other sites. Put down your asthma inhaler now and stop pinching yourself. Yes, we are missing a few nuts and bolts in our craniums, but this hot timex ticker is the equivalent of the HotCars as opposed to the jalopies...and yet (harp please), it is at the price of the D.O.W! (Dork of Watches)! These prices are crazy cheap, and will fly fast...so don't channel Grandfather Clock Mode to wait to see what happens...Our psychic psycho writer here will tell you what will happen... Utter chaos will ensue. You will see the watches. Fall madly in love. Find it on other sites for exorbitant prices, and want to buy our entire stock. Alas, the maximum amount allowed for an individual to purchase is 2 orders of 5 watches in each. Basically this is what it boils down to (the fine print): All watches are Brand New Aqua by Timex Watches Men's, Women's and Children's watches will ship at random (duplicates are likely to get shipped out) 4 out of 5 Watches will most likely be a Men's Watch List value of all the watches will range from $19.99-$24.99 |
