3 wolfs for $9.14. This is a little over $3 per wolf.
$9.14 + shipping
Amazon Reviewer said: This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-Mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-Mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
hatoraide said: 3 wolfs for $9.14. This is a little over $3 per wolf.
$9.14 + shipping
Amazon Reviewer said: This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-Mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-Mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
In my college days in worked as a line cook in steak and seafood joint. After a busy weekend night my buddies kept bugging me to go out to the bar with them. Problem was all I had was my nasty work shirt and I sure wasn't going out on the town in that. "No problem" says one buddy I got a spare shirt in the car you can borrow. OK I said reluctantly. We ride over to the bar and he whips out a wadded up t-shirt and throws it at me. I was already suspect of what he was giving me but when I unwadded the bundle, there on the front was 2 wolves staring back at me. I looked at him and laughed. He didn't. I guess he didn't see the humor in a wolf shirt, and since I was there and it smelled slightly better than the shirt I had on, neither did I - at least for that night. Too bad we weren't hanging in the trailer park.
green for you - as i read your post it was almost like i was there watching you scoot down aisle 11. the only thing that could make this shirt "hotter" is if there was a little button you could press and it would play a couple of notes from duran duran's "hungry like the wolf"....(think of those cards that play a few birthday notes when you open them up).
Because your "cool deal" was kinda like a mixture between Tom Green and Pauly Shore. You thought it was incredibly funny and witty, but in reality it was, as the teens would say, "Epic Fail."
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