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jaimelobo said:   Foghorn Leghorn had something to say about this
"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency"?

"There's something kind of, I say, there's something kind of eeeewwwww about a kid that's never played baseball"?

"Wouldn't tell him I was hungry!"?

None seem to fit. All that time and I've learned nothing!


SlimTim said:   jaimelobo said:   Foghorn Leghorn had something to say about this
"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency"?

"There's something kind of, I say, there's something kind of eeeewwwww about a kid that's never played baseball"?

"Wouldn't tell him I was hungry!"?

None seem to fit. All that time and I've learned nothing!
Sorry, tried to embed the sound clip, didn't come through.

I was thinking:

"I've been horn swoggled!"


at least the buyer's agent won't be demanding a doormat...

i don't know why, but reading through this thread has gotten me super frustrated with the seller! not only is he continuing to get steamrolled by everyone (the buyer, the buyer's agent, the seller's agent, the hoa, the seller's wife), but he also seems to be in some sort of denial.

might sound harsh, but i can now say without feeling bad that the seller is going to get what he deserves because i know he is making illogical choices even after being informed of his options!


ard3n said:   at least the buyer's agent won't be demanding a doormat...

i don't know why, but reading through this thread has gotten me super frustrated with the seller! not only is he continuing to get steamrolled by everyone (the buyer, the buyer's agent, the seller's agent, the hoa, the seller's wife), but he also seems to be in some sort of denial.

might sound harsh, but i can now say without feeling bad that the seller is going to get what he deserves because i know he is making illogical choices even after being informed of his options!

I seriously think everyone is misreading this situation.

First - I didn't realize the buyers would be a pain in the butt when I signed the contract. But I signed the contract, and I believe I need to live with it, regardless. I would hope everyone on FW would do the same.

Second - if you read my first post, my whole point is the buyer's agent is the person I want to go after, and secondly make sure I'm protected from any legal action.

Third - I'm not in denial about anything. I urge anyone who thinks so to also think about what it is like to sell a house when you have 3 kids under the age of 4. It's just not that easy to go about life and to have a home for sale. It was a major effort to get the house ready to sell in the first place.

Anyway, there was a monthly HOA meeting early this week, and the rule is being put on the ballot for the annual HOA meeting this May. People in the community will vote ahead of time, and it's a 99% certainty it will be struck down.

I sent the HOA meeting minutes to my agent to pass on to the buyers, and I received a written note back from the buyers telling me my home is very nice and they really want it so they're fine with the home as is. Include with the buyers' letter was a nastygram from the buyer's agent that she would be in touch if the by-law doesn't get taken down and the buyers get fined next year.

So, on to settlement, now scheduled for Tuesday the 1st.


outtawhack said:   ard3n said:   at least the buyer's agent won't be demanding a doormat...

i don't know why, but reading through this thread has gotten me super frustrated with the seller! not only is he continuing to get steamrolled by everyone (the buyer, the buyer's agent, the seller's agent, the hoa, the seller's wife), but he also seems to be in some sort of denial.

might sound harsh, but i can now say without feeling bad that the seller is going to get what he deserves because i know he is making illogical choices even after being informed of his options!


I seriously think everyone is misreading this situation.

First - I didn't realize the buyers would be a pain in the butt when I signed the contract. But I signed the contract, and I believe I need to live with it, regardless. I would hope everyone on FW would do the same.


And everyone has told you time and again that while you are doing so, the buyers should be doing so as well. Allowing them to change the contract at will IS rolling over and playing doormat to them and their whims.



Second - if you read my first post, my whole point is the buyer's agent is the person I want to go after, and secondly make sure I'm protected from any legal action.



The buyer's agent is not the one you should be upset with, YOUR agent should be. You have been asked numerous times and have never answered, but what kin is your agent to you???? Your Mother-In-Law is what I am guessing???? Correct?



Third - I'm not in denial about anything. I urge anyone who thinks so to also think about what it is like to sell a house when you have 3 kids under the age of 4. It's just not that easy to go about life and to have a home for sale. It was a major effort to get the house ready to sell in the first place.



BS!!!! If you think you are the only one who has sold a house with kids that small and a stay-at-home Momma, you have rather severe delusions of grandeur. The fact that you will not have a straightforward conversation with your wife and discuss things is not the real estate agent's problem (neither of them), it sounds like you may want to consider couples therapy more than anything. (Am being serious, not putting you down, as am willing to wager that most of the people who have been on here that are in relationships have had rough spots at one time or another.)


Anyway, there was a monthly HOA meeting early this week, and the rule is being put on the ballot for the annual HOA meeting this May. People in the community will vote ahead of time, and it's a 99% certainty it will be struck down.



Finally, some good news. The HOA I am in is like that, get a majority to change a rule and its gone. A little activism and balls goes a long way.



I sent the HOA meeting minutes to my agent to pass on to the buyers, and I received a written note back from the buyers telling me my home is very nice and they really want it so they're fine with the home as is. Include with the buyers' letter was a nastygram from the buyer's agent that she would be in touch if the by-law doesn't get taken down and the buyers get fined next year.

So, on to settlement, now scheduled for Tuesday the 1st.

Sounds like the buyer's agent is nuts and after the closing, I would be very tempted to send them a note telling them to go eff themselves and that you have saved all the correspondence from them and will soon be publishing it ALL on-line in a blog and let the public decided whether to do business with them in the future. LOL, that should make them fill their pants as they cannot come after you for slander or libel if you have something to back it all up! The truth IS a very solid defense and any attorney they could possibly talk too will tell them that.


SUCKISSTAPLES said:   
Then name him/her in every online review site to kill their business

I especially like this part.
No other buyers/sellers should be unwitting victims of this non-agent.


outtawhack said:   ard3n said:   at least the buyer's agent won't be demanding a doormat...

i don't know why, but reading through this thread has gotten me super frustrated with the seller! not only is he continuing to get steamrolled by everyone (the buyer, the buyer's agent, the seller's agent, the hoa, the seller's wife), but he also seems to be in some sort of denial.

might sound harsh, but i can now say without feeling bad that the seller is going to get what he deserves because i know he is making illogical choices even after being informed of his options!


I seriously think everyone is misreading this situation.

First - I didn't realize the buyers would be a pain in the butt when I signed the contract. But I signed the contract, and I believe I need to live with it, regardless. I would hope everyone on FW would do the same.

Second - if you read my first post, my whole point is the buyer's agent is the person I want to go after, and secondly make sure I'm protected from any legal action.

Third - I'm not in denial about anything. I urge anyone who thinks so to also think about what it is like to sell a house when you have 3 kids under the age of 4. It's just not that easy to go about life and to have a home for sale. It was a major effort to get the house ready to sell in the first place.

Anyway, there was a monthly HOA meeting early this week, and the rule is being put on the ballot for the annual HOA meeting this May. People in the community will vote ahead of time, and it's a 99% certainty it will be struck down.

I sent the HOA meeting minutes to my agent to pass on to the buyers, and I received a written note back from the buyers telling me my home is very nice and they really want it so they're fine with the home as is. Include with the buyers' letter was a nastygram from the buyer's agent that she would be in touch if the by-law doesn't get taken down and the buyers get fined next year.

So, on to settlement, now scheduled for Tuesday the 1st.

Being the first person ever to sell a house and have young kids you should write a book. Just in case anyone else ever wants to try it.


outtawhack said:   
I seriously think everyone is misreading this situation.

To me, this is a classic sign when someone is in denial about the recommendations received, which is to claim that everyone else is somehow wrong or mistaken.

First - I didn't realize the buyers would be a pain in the butt when I signed the contract. But I signed the contract, and I believe I need to live with it, regardless. I would hope everyone on FW would do the same.Sure, but the point is, you are only required to do what's stated in the contract, no more. You are not and should not feel obligated to accept addendums and modifications to the original contract.

Third - I'm not in denial about anything. I urge anyone who thinks so to also think about what it is like to sell a house when you have 3 kids under the age of 4. It's just not that easy to go about life and to have a home for sale. It was a major effort to get the house ready to sell in the first place.It's not that hard. I don't see why you say it's hard. Especially the period after you've gone into contract. Since then, you've had an inspection as the only event that comes into your home space. Everything else has been correspondences or document reviews. Your realtor is the one that's responsible for making sure that all the contingencies have been removed. However, what has happened is that you've refused to nip a problem in the bud and allowed it to grow into this monstrosity that has now resulted in a modification to the contract and potential litigation after closing.


Anyway, there was a monthly HOA meeting early this week, and the rule is being put on the ballot for the annual HOA meeting this May. People in the community will vote ahead of time, and it's a 99% certainty it will be struck down.
I continue to see the HOA as a non-issue as long as you have the fine removed an a letter from the HOA certifying that your home is in compliance. Others have recommended putting the old plate back. Instead, you took the scenic route by involving a contract modification, lawyers, and a HOA meeting/vote. I'd hate to see what happens if an actual substantial issue is discovered.


I sent the HOA meeting minutes to my agent to pass on to the buyers, and I received a written note back from the buyers telling me my home is very nice and they really want it so they're fine with the home as is. Include with the buyers' letter was a nastygram from the buyer's agent that she would be in touch if the by-law doesn't get taken down and the buyers get fined next year.
I don't see why you continue to put up with this. How in the world do you control what the HOA does? If the HOA votes in a special assessment next year, will you be hearing from the buyer agent too? The HOA can do or not do anything they want. The buyer can either accept this or not and walk away. You cannot be responsible for future HOA fines on a home you no longer own. Are you proposing that you are now personally guaranteeing no future HOA fines on this issue?


Again, the fines for the plate should be a non-issue. As the plate has to have the owner's name on it, once the house is sold it is their problem to bring the home to compliance on the issue.


outtawhack said:   But I signed the contract, and I believe I need to live with it, regardless. I would hope everyone on FW would do the same.

This part I don't get. Do you feel some moral obligation to sell the house to these people? Yeah, you signed a contract, but they didn't fulfill all of their obligations under the contract. You really only still have a contract because you agreed to new terms. By all means, agree to new terms if that's beneficial to you, but don't do it because you feel some moral obligation.


saladdin said:   marketingmike said:   outtawhack said:   I made my wife cry

Very dumb. You'll pay for that.

Happy wife, happy life.


That's just such a sad life. Every time I hear that cliche I know a divorce is minutes away.

Minutes have passed. Still married.


I'm in the process of looking for a home and this thread is really usefull.


I sold my house within and hour of the realtor putting up a sign. I thought things went well until days before closing, we had inspection everything was fine. Then the buyer said a light switch wouldn't work, I had an electrician check it, he wrote a note it was fine --nothing wrong. We moved out of the house, and we on the road, when we got the call the buyer may back out, the light switch is a concern. I wanted to scream...our realtor went back to the house and checked it out, there was a little bit of paint that made the switch stick a bit. She scratched it off, it was perfect. Stupid things that can cause problems. I would video tape the house completely before the walk thru and during the walk thru, and ask the buyers if they are satisfied, get it on tape. Hopefully once they move in they will never bother you again. Good luck


If I were the OP I would think long and hard about selling the home to this type of buyer. I can see multiple scenarios where in a few weeks or months things break, or need routine maintainence in the house, and although unforseen, this type of buyer will come back to you and say you failed to disclose. I'm not saying that they would have any ground to stand on, what I am saying is that selling to people like this may turn into a nightmare long after the sale goes through. What's gone on up to now may turn out to be a picnic compared to what buyers like this will do after the sale.


have you tried telling them to pound sand?


Jstic said:   If I were the OP I would think long and hard about selling the home to this type of buyer. I can see multiple scenarios where in a few weeks or months things break, or need routine maintainence in the house, and although unforseen, this type of buyer will come back to you and say you failed to disclose. I'm not saying that they would have any ground to stand on, what I am saying is that selling to people like this may turn into a nightmare long after the sale goes through. What's gone on up to now may turn out to be a picnic compared to what buyers like this will do after the sale.It sounds like a lot of this is coming from the buyers' agent and not necessarily from the buyers themselves. Then again, since the agent is a family friend, she could continue to involve herself even after the sale is completed...


Buyer's agent is doing a hell of a job here....normally these guys do very little and just collect their share of commission. Please post their info.


outtawhack said:   ard3n said:    Include with the buyers' letter was a nastygram from the buyer's agent that she would be in touch if the by-law doesn't get taken down and the buyers get fined next year.

So, on to settlement, now scheduled for Tuesday the 1st.


HaHa... I'd return a message to the agent, informing her that you'll be glad to tell her to pound sand next year, if/when she contacts you...


Jstic said:   If I were the OP I would think long and hard about selling the home to this type of buyer. I can see multiple scenarios where in a few weeks or months things break, or need routine maintainence in the house, and although unforseen, this type of buyer will come back to you and say you failed to disclose. I'm not saying that they would have any ground to stand on, what I am saying is that selling to people like this may turn into a nightmare long after the sale goes through. What's gone on up to now may turn out to be a picnic compared to what buyers like this will do after the sale.

Unfortunately, I believe he has missed every opportunity to walk away from these buyers. I don't think there are any "outs" left at this point unless the buyers decide to abandon their $5k.


outtawhack said:   <snip> So, on to settlement, now scheduled for Tuesday the 1st.

Well, if all went to plan, you're probably in closing now. I hope that people chastizing you haven't put you off to posting updates. I believe sometimes people get frusterated seeing someone else getting taken advantage of.

Hope your closing went well, and do please provide an update.


Can you provide info on the buyer's agent? I will like to use her in the future. Seems she is very active and protects the interest of the buyer. I am used to buyer agents who do no work and only protect the interest of sellers in order to get a sale (and commission) completed.


ciscovpn said:   Can you provide info on the buyer's agent? I will like to use her in the future. Seems she is very active and protects the interest of the buyer. I am used to buyer agents who do no work and only protect the interest of sellers in order to get a sale (and commission) completed.

A buyer's agent who goes out of her way to piss off the seller for no good reason? This buyer's agent could have easily cost the buyers the deal, if the seller was more willing to walk, and perhaps even the deposit.


I'd agree that the buyer's agent seem over-zealous in her tactics. I think she would have done a lot better in this scenario if they had taken a more laid-back approach


cristinaaaron said:   Buyer's agent is doing a hell of a job here....normally these guys do very little and just collect their share of commission. Please post their info.No, the buyer's agent is being unreasonable. If he tried these tactics on a normal seller, he would have caused this deal to fall through and jeopardized the escrow. I wouldn't want such a buyer agent representing me.


I think everyone, including those of us reading the thread, really need to just go pound sand.


JTausTX said:   I think everyone, including those of us reading the thread, really need to just go pound sand.

You're 100% correct, sir. If you'll just start the process by pounding some sand, the rest of us will join in.


pounding sand is a good kung fu training technique.


jcaserta said:   pounding sand is a good kung fu training technique.

Or a good porn name.


ciscovpn said:   Can you provide info on the buyer's agent? I will like to use her in the future. Seems she is very active and protects the interest of the buyer. I am used to buyer agents who do no work and only protect the interest of sellers in order to get a sale (and commission) completed.

I'd be glad to if you PM me.

To note - I have access to the MRIS in my area, and on average, this agent's buyers overpay for homes (as a % of original listing price and of current listing price) compared to other agents from the same brokerage and in the same area, while this agent's sellers do equally worse compared to the norm.

This agent has a clear trend - did fine when a 3 year old could sell homes through 2006, and the hardnosed tactics worked from 2007-2009ish, and from there it's been downhill but the agent hasn't realized it yet (except for the smaller commission check and fewer customers).

The walkthrough before closing was uneventful, but the house isn't empty yet.

Closing went mostly fine until I unloaded on the buyer's agent. I got the distinct impression the buyers were fatigued with this agent as well so I don't expect the drama to linger after they take possession.

Super agent spent every syllable when paperwork wasn't being signed telling everyone how she sold Jesus his first hut, then sold the hut for Jesus was he ready to start his teachings, and wouldn't you know it super agent helped Jesus buy the hut back at 50% of what he sold it for when the market cooled down just a few years later. Super agent also wanted me to know her husband built a "six figure man cave" in their enclave that I need to see, and then she tried to impress me with a story I couldn't follow about selling a home to an executive from a tech company, as if large tech companies only have 2 or 3 executives and I spend my days memorizing their biographies because I work in software.

I am usually fairly restrained but when super agent said her experience in managing HOAs went back a long time and she wanted me to know "damn well this violation could affect her buyers next year" I told her I wasn't aware there were HOAs for cave dwellings. I said "if this stupid plate is giving you heartburn in the chamber where your organs were when you were a human, take the f------ commission I'm paying you and give your buyers the f------ $150 it would cost a professional to make the f------ repair."

I have never been both so angry and so pleased with myself for having a witty comeback without resorting to threats about ruining her career my hands were shaking. I was muzzled by my agent and my wife and forced to sit in another room alone where a woman from the title company brought me pages to sign as they were ready. I was forced to apologize and the agent said something about me being on my period but whatever.

The new owners take possession in 2 weeks, we have a final final walkthrough scheduled for then.


outtawhack said:   forced to sit in another room


Did they tell you to pound sand?


outtawhack said:   I was forced to apologize ...

After all this; why?


outtawhack said:   ciscovpn said:   Can you provide info on the buyer's agent? I will like to use her in the future. Seems she is very active and protects the interest of the buyer. I am used to buyer agents who do no work and only protect the interest of sellers in order to get a sale (and commission) completed.

I'd be glad to if you PM me.

To note - I have access to the MRIS in my area, and on average, this agent's buyers overpay for homes (as a % of original listing price and of current listing price) compared to other agents from the same brokerage and in the same area, while this agent's sellers do equally worse compared to the norm.

This agent has a clear trend - did fine when a 3 year old could sell homes through 2006, and the hardnosed tactics worked from 2007-2009ish, and from there it's been downhill but the agent hasn't realized it yet (except for the smaller commission check and fewer customers).

The walkthrough before closing was uneventful, but the house isn't empty yet.

Closing went mostly fine until I unloaded on the buyer's agent. I got the distinct impression the buyers were fatigued with this agent as well so I don't expect the drama to linger after they take possession.

Super agent spent every syllable when paperwork wasn't being signed telling everyone how she sold Jesus his first hut, then sold the hut for Jesus was he ready to start his teachings, and wouldn't you know it super agent helped Jesus buy the hut back at 50% of what he sold it for when the market cooled down just a few years later. Super agent also wanted me to know her husband built a "six figure man cave" in their enclave that I need to see, and then she tried to impress me with a story I couldn't follow about selling a home to an executive from a tech company, as if large tech companies only have 2 or 3 executives and I spend my days memorizing their biographies because I work in software.

I am usually fairly restrained but when super agent said her experience in managing HOAs went back a long time and she wanted me to know "damn well this violation could affect her buyers next year" I told her I wasn't aware there were HOAs for cave dwellings. I said "if this stupid plate is giving you heartburn in the chamber where your organs were when you were a human, take the f------ commission I'm paying you and give your buyers the f------ $150 it would cost a professional to make the f------ repair."

I have never been both so angry and so pleased with myself for having a witty comeback without resorting to threats about ruining her career my hands were shaking. I was muzzled by my agent and my wife and forced to sit in another room alone where a woman from the title company brought me pages to sign as they were ready. I was forced to apologize and the agent said something about me being on my period but whatever.

The new owners take possession in 2 weeks, we have a final final walkthrough scheduled for then.

Forced to sit alone in another room and apologize? What are you, 12?

If telling off that agent one time at the closing is your way of standing up for your family, you are doomed. I guess "Head of Household" is just an IRS tax return term.


saladdin said:   outtawhack said:   ciscovpn said:   Can you provide info on the buyer's agent? I will like to use her in the future. Seems she is very active and protects the interest of the buyer. I am used to buyer agents who do no work and only protect the interest of sellers in order to get a sale (and commission) completed.

I'd be glad to if you PM me.

To note - I have access to the MRIS in my area, and on average, this agent's buyers overpay for homes (as a % of original listing price and of current listing price) compared to other agents from the same brokerage and in the same area, while this agent's sellers do equally worse compared to the norm.

This agent has a clear trend - did fine when a 3 year old could sell homes through 2006, and the hardnosed tactics worked from 2007-2009ish, and from there it's been downhill but the agent hasn't realized it yet (except for the smaller commission check and fewer customers).

The walkthrough before closing was uneventful, but the house isn't empty yet.

Closing went mostly fine until I unloaded on the buyer's agent. I got the distinct impression the buyers were fatigued with this agent as well so I don't expect the drama to linger after they take possession.

Super agent spent every syllable when paperwork wasn't being signed telling everyone how she sold Jesus his first hut, then sold the hut for Jesus was he ready to start his teachings, and wouldn't you know it super agent helped Jesus buy the hut back at 50% of what he sold it for when the market cooled down just a few years later. Super agent also wanted me to know her husband built a "six figure man cave" in their enclave that I need to see, and then she tried to impress me with a story I couldn't follow about selling a home to an executive from a tech company, as if large tech companies only have 2 or 3 executives and I spend my days memorizing their biographies because I work in software.

I am usually fairly restrained but when super agent said her experience in managing HOAs went back a long time and she wanted me to know "damn well this violation could affect her buyers next year" I told her I wasn't aware there were HOAs for cave dwellings. I said "if this stupid plate is giving you heartburn in the chamber where your organs were when you were a human, take the f------ commission I'm paying you and give your buyers the f------ $150 it would cost a professional to make the f------ repair."

I have never been both so angry and so pleased with myself for having a witty comeback without resorting to threats about ruining her career my hands were shaking. I was muzzled by my agent and my wife and forced to sit in another room alone where a woman from the title company brought me pages to sign as they were ready. I was forced to apologize and the agent said something about me being on my period but whatever.

The new owners take possession in 2 weeks, we have a final final walkthrough scheduled for then.


Forced to sit alone in another room and apologize? What are you, 12?

If telling off that agent one time at the closing is your way of standing up for your family, you are doomed. I guess "Head of Household" is just an IRS tax return term.

WTF? I would have told her I was ready to apologize and unloaded again on her.


outtawhack said:    I was forced to apologize and the agent said something about me being on my period but whatever.

It's been obvious since the OP that you're the buyers' bitch. Some things never change.


If it weren't one of our own getting raped, even after the abuse has been pointed out to him, then this would be an amusing story. Otherwise, just pitiful.


outtawhack said:   ciscovpn said:   Can you provide info on the buyer's agent? I will like to use her in the future. Seems she is very active and protects the interest of the buyer. I am used to buyer agents who do no work and only protect the interest of sellers in order to get a sale (and commission) completed.

 

I am usually fairly restrained but when super agent said her experience in managing HOAs went back a long time and she wanted me to know "damn well this violation could affect her buyers next year" I told her I wasn't aware there were HOAs for cave dwellings. I said "if this stupid plate is giving you heartburn in the chamber where your organs were when you were a human, take the f------ commission I'm paying you and give your buyers the f------ $150 it would cost a professional to make the f------ repair."

George? George Constanza? Did you tell her about the Jerk Store?


MilleniumBuc said:   outtawhack said:   ciscovpn said:   Can you provide info on the buyer's agent? I will like to use her in the future. Seems she is very active and protects the interest of the buyer. I am used to buyer agents who do no work and only protect the interest of sellers in order to get a sale (and commission) completed.

 

I am usually fairly restrained but when super agent said her experience in managing HOAs went back a long time and she wanted me to know "damn well this violation could affect her buyers next year" I told her I wasn't aware there were HOAs for cave dwellings. I said "if this stupid plate is giving you heartburn in the chamber where your organs were when you were a human, take the f------ commission I'm paying you and give your buyers the f------ $150 it would cost a professional to make the f------ repair."


George? George Constanza? Did you tell her about the Jerk Store?

Nice


outtawhack said:   ...
I was forced to apologize and the agent said something about me being on my period but whatever.

...kerswut? Oi

Good on the OP for following up (so many OPs Seagull away), but oi. APOLOGIZE? wtf? I guess OP is a doormat for both the buyers AND his wife. Why was he even involved in this transaction if everything he was going to do was going to get overruled anyway?


/thread


If the Cohen brothers ever make a Serious Man sequel, I nominate OP to be the lead character. I was reminded of Larry Gopnik as I read this.




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