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actually they arent always so easy to identify. Many belong to organizations/companys that dont have insurance in the name and give you the impression that they are completely independent even though they get part of their rent, retirement, and most of their income and bonuses from 1 or a couple of companies.

this is why you need to understand the products. You cant rely on most agents to just do what's right. They either dont understand what they are saying or are willing to put you in a bad plan. You also cant just believe a stock pickers or any other "advisor" without understanding how they are compensated, the real costs to the plan they are recommended, and why this plan is best for you. Once you actually understand these things, most people would be better served by doing it on their own. Some may chose not to do this.


depalma13 said:   stormdog123 said:   Pick up every discarded lottery ticket in the parking lot. Gambling wins are offset by gambling losses. Now you have proof of gambling losses.

Unfortunately, it is not that easy. The IRS wants a record/ledger of wins and losses to go along with those losing tickets.

Using http://www.unclefed.com/AuthorsRow/Daily/fwdgetaudited.html you can use receipts and statements to reconstruct a log. Receipts, by themselves, according to Publication 529 are sufficient, when combined with other documentation such as bank statements. However you will have to document winners as well as losers, and although in Tax Court the IRS has recognized that frequent gambling is a net loser, that doesn't mean that there can be short term gains. At the very least, you should deduct the cost of the winning ticket, $10 - the fact that you won is self evidence that you bought at least one ticket.


set up an amateur porn site (anon. corp.)

pay young girls to have sex with you on camera (obscure your face for privacy)

sell cheap memberships

deduct all expenses (including the costs of paying young girls to have sex with you)

if the site makes money, you win. if it doesn't, you still win.


DavidScubadiver said:   peekay331 said:   So the other day, my wife (and I!) won $1M on a Scratchers ticket. We're planning to see a CPA and possibly a (flat-rate) financial planner, but before we do so, I'd like to be armed with FW's input. For now, my question is what, if anything, can we do to minimize our tax liability?
I gave you red for buying a lottery ticket. Total waste of money.
yes, winning $1MM is a total waste of money.


Update 2. Bought two more $10 tickets. Won $10 on one, and lost on the other. I don't understand what I'm doing differently than the OP.


Al3xK said:   Update 2. Bought two more $10 tickets. Won $10 on one, and lost on the other. I don't understand what I'm doing differently than the OP.Next time have your wife buy without you knowing. Every day for a few years.


Al3xK said:   UPDATE: I actually bought a $10 scratcher because of this thread and did not win anything.I actually flushed a $10 bill down the toilet, figuring it might back up and overflow with cash. I was disappointed.


depalma13 said:   stormdog123 said:   Pick up every discarded lottery ticket in the parking lot. Gambling wins are offset by gambling losses. Now you have proof of gambling losses.

Unfortunately, it is not that easy. The IRS wants a record/ledger of wins and losses to go along with those losing tickets.

You don't submit the ledger with your 1040, however. So you really only need it in case of audit. So if you are going to commit fraud here, there is plenty of time to produce the fraudulent ledger if needed later.

In fact, you don't even need to collect the tickets up front.

Regardless, she definitely should scrap together what actual losing tickets she has lying around to claim as losses against your wins (assuming you itemize, since you have to itemize to take that deduction).


DavidScubadiver said:   Al3xK said:   UPDATE: I actually bought a $10 scratcher because of this thread and did not win anything.I actually flushed a $10 bill down the toilet, figuring it might back up and overflow with cash. I was disappointed.

it only works if you do it with a 100 dollar bill or greater. Its very similar to the slots at the casinos.


This probably isn't the solution for $1m in winnings, but for larger amounts where someone might want to quit their day job & devote time/money to good causes --

You could set up a private foundation. Contribute and deduct up to the 30% AGI limit. While carefully avoiding self-dealing rules, foundation could employ you as executive director, send you on fact-finding trips to interesting locations, etc.


1. Pay off your cars.
2. Pay off your student loans
3. Pay off condos
4. Pay off mortgage with any remaining cash.

5. Enjoy a ridiculous increase in cash flow for the rest of your lives. Max out 401k every year until retirement. Give to charity to reduce taxes.
6. Retire early with no debt as multimillionaires.

Add up how much you are spending monthly on mortgage for house, condos, student loans, and car payments. Once you are debt free you will recoup your $650k winnings very quickly and won't owe anyone anything.


Al3xK said:   Update 2. Bought two more $10 tickets. Won $10 on one, and lost on the other. I don't understand what I'm doing differently than the OP.

Consider asking for donations to help with this experiment. It's science.


Al3xK said:   UPDATE: I actually bought a $10 scratcher because of this thread and did not win anything.

Off topic. If we had a follow button on FW, I would follow Al3xK. Your posts in this thread have made me laugh out loud.

Do we have a follow button somewhere?


hamspamwich said:   Al3xK said:   UPDATE: I actually bought a $10 scratcher because of this thread and did not win anything.

Off topic. If we had a follow button on FW, I would follow Al3xK. Your posts in this thread have made me laugh out loud.

Do we have a follow button somewhere?
There is a subscribe to topic button at top of page.


peekay331 said:   Totally off topic, but I am the most most anti-gambling person I know. I used to tell (and probably will continue to tell) my wife that only idiots play the lottery, how do you think those Vegas casinos became so big and fancy--it certainly wasn't from giving out money, etc.

That being said, how many of you fish for fun? I fish for fun. But couldn't you go and buy fish for much cheaper than the time/expense of getting on a boat and fishing? My point is that if you buy lottery tickets or gamble with the sole goal of making money, then you certainly are a fool. But if you're buying a lottery ticket or going to Vegas and betting a manageable amount of money for the sole purpose of having fun and getting the enjoyment of winning that small jackpot, then it's really no different from many other hobbies. Personally, the pain of almost certainly losing $5 hurts me much more than the small chance it might win me $10k, so I don't gamble.

But I do fish--so the moral is different strokes for different folks.

OP, excellent description of "for fun" (which many on FWF either forget to have, or forget to mention they have, in the name of frugality).

I treat Gambling exactly the same way you describe. I don't buy lunch everyday (brown bag leftovers), don't do Starbucks (or even single cup brewed), rarely go out for dinner or drinks, etc. Drive a 13 Year old truck (w/ 300K miles on it (Diesel), or an 11 year old motorcycle). Don't rent or buy movies or books (library, or "free credits" from Amazon. And much more. Make 6 figures annually, support a family of 4 (only working income). All that money I save buy scrimping is used for several trips a year to a casino. Comps from Casino (room, food, drinks, gifts) and POTENTIAL winnings usually outweigh spending / losses.

I will now consider these as fishing trips...

Oh, and Congrats to your wife (and good luck getting her to NOT buy more in the future... probably better to rationally discuss the possibility of her hitting that big again, and ask her what budget she thinks she should have for her "mindless entertainment"... ie fishing trips!


raringvt said:   yelloe1213 said:   My bf, an insurance salesman, suggests that you should talk to an insurance salesman. Please keep in mind that this is only information based on what you have provided in the post and should not be followed without talking to an insurance salesman. However, given the information, he suggests the following 2 options:

(1) Variable Universal Life Insurance Policy (VUL): The premiums paid into the VUL are invested in various investment options and grow as a cash value separate from the death benefit. It is from this cash value that you can take tax free withdrawals or loans from the policy. Insurance salesmen will often use a VUL for people who have maxed out their 401(k) and want to have a separate source of retirement savings. While it is a life insurance policy, it can be utilized as a retirement tool as withdrawals can be made from the cash value. This is usually the best way to mitigate tax consequences.

One issue that many people have with using a VUL is the relatively high fees early on. However, the tax mitigating benefits in the long run often make up for the higher fees in the beginning. Depending on what company you choose to go with the fees will generally be higher in the initial 5-10 years given that it is life insurance and the company needs to mitigate its losses should you pass away early on. However, generally after 5-10 years the fees will reduce. Also keep in mind that aside from this being a potential tax free income, you also have a death benefit.

(2) Variable Annuity: A variable annuity will allow you to have a guaranteed source of lifetime income for retirement. However, the drawback for a variable annuity is that you cannot make withdrawals prior to age 59.5 without incurring a 10% penalty by the IRS. Furthermore, unlike a variable universal life insurance policy, variable annuity withdrawals will be taxed as income.

Hope this helps!

EDIT: So what's with all the Reds? I seem to be the only person who thinks OP should plan for retirement using the $$. The key is to PLAN for retirement. Not wait until you get there to realize you've saved absolutely nothing. And then you wonder why there's so many people out there have saved absolutely nothing when it comes time to retire. Go figure.


Fixed that for you. Insurance salesmen are easy to identify...they're the ones that try to convince you that insurance is the answer to every financial need.

You forgot to fix one thing. raringvt said "my bf". More likely, her bf actually wrote the post. Unless she sits in on MANY client meetings, I doubt she can write all that, describing what her bf does. I've been married MANY years and my wife can't explain what I do for a living... just as I couldn't really explain what she did.


dk240t said:   depalma13 said:   stormdog123 said:   Pick up every discarded lottery ticket in the parking lot. Gambling wins are offset by gambling losses. Now you have proof of gambling losses.

Unfortunately, it is not that easy. The IRS wants a record/ledger of wins and losses to go along with those losing tickets.


You don't submit the ledger with your 1040, however. So you really only need it in case of audit. So if you are going to commit fraud here, there is plenty of time to produce the fraudulent ledger if needed later.

In fact, you don't even need to collect the tickets up front.

Regardless, she definitely should scrap together what actual losing tickets she has lying around to claim as losses against your wins (assuming you itemize, since you have to itemize to take that deduction).

OP, I know I don't need to point out that any of the fraudulent ideas about collecting tickets (that aren't yours) are a bad idea. And those suggesting it, did you read the Topic, where he said he is an attorney (officer of the court, thus could be debarred and LOSE much more than being saved by committing fraud)?

That said, I know someone that tried this... and during the AUDIT, it was discovered that multiple tickets were bought at the SAME TIME, at different stores (MILES apart). The someone being audited (single person) couldn't explain, and the losses were disallowed. Anybody's guess as to fines, penalties, etc that resulted... the someone doesn't talk about it.


Technologist said:   dk240t said:   depalma13 said:   stormdog123 said:   Pick up every discarded lottery ticket in the parking lot. Gambling wins are offset by gambling losses. Now you have proof of gambling losses.

Unfortunately, it is not that easy. The IRS wants a record/ledger of wins and losses to go along with those losing tickets.


You don't submit the ledger with your 1040, however. So you really only need it in case of audit. So if you are going to commit fraud here, there is plenty of time to produce the fraudulent ledger if needed later.

In fact, you don't even need to collect the tickets up front.

Regardless, she definitely should scrap together what actual losing tickets she has lying around to claim as losses against your wins (assuming you itemize, since you have to itemize to take that deduction).


OP, I know I don't need to point out that any of the fraudulent ideas about collecting tickets (that aren't yours) are a bad idea. And those suggesting it, did you read the Topic, where he said he is an attorney (officer of the court, thus could be debarred and LOSE much more than being saved by committing fraud)?

That said, I know someone that tried this... and during the AUDIT, it was discovered that multiple tickets were bought at the SAME TIME, at different stores (MILES apart). The someone being audited (single person) couldn't explain, and the losses were disallowed. Anybody's guess as to fines, penalties, etc that resulted... the someone doesn't talk about it.

It doesn't have to be lotto losses. What about a Vegas trip?


newlin99 said:    <<SNIP>>
It doesn't have to be lotto losses. What about a Vegas trip?

The ONLY part of a vegas trip that counts against the Lottery WIN would be LOSSES. Plane, hotel, meal expenses... don't count!


I feel like OP should save himself the next 10 years of his life, and just spend $1m on lotto tickets this year. For one, I get the feeling either him or his wife will eventualy do it. Second, it lets him get out of paying taxes this year. Profit!!


OP: "If you want to make money, and keep the money you make - Better call Saul!"

Better call Saul!


ironfist99 said:   Two Chicks at one time, that's what I'd do if I had a million dollars.

ummm, check your local prices, it can be had for much, much, much less than a million dollars...

So, I heard...


blueiedgod said:   ironfist99 said:   Two Chicks at one time, that's what I'd do if I had a million dollars.

ummm, check your local prices, it can be had for much, much, much less than a million dollars...

So, I heard...

If you play your cards right, it doesn't cost a thing !!!


yelloe1213 said:   My bf, a financial advisor in CA, suggests that you should talk to a financial advisor. Please keep in mind that this is only information based on what you have provided in the post and should not be followed without talking to a financial advisor. However, given the information, he suggests the following 2 options:

(1) Variable Universal Life Insurance Policy (VUL): The premiums paid into the VUL are invested in various investment options and grow as a cash value separate from the death benefit. It is from this cash value that you can take tax free withdrawals or loans from the policy. Financial advisors will often use a VUL for people who have maxed out their 401(k) and want to have a separate source of retirement savings. While it is a life insurance policy, it can be utilized as a retirement tool as withdrawals can be made from the cash value. This is usually the best way to mitigate tax consequences.

One issue that many people have with using a VUL is the relatively high fees early on. However, the tax mitigating benefits in the long run often make up for the higher fees in the beginning. Depending on what company you choose to go with the fees will generally be higher in the initial 5-10 years given that it is life insurance and the company needs to mitigate its losses should you pass away early on. However, generally after 5-10 years the fees will reduce. Also keep in mind that aside from this being a potential tax free income, you also have a death benefit.

(2) Variable Annuity: A variable annuity will allow you to have a guaranteed source of lifetime income for retirement. However, the drawback for a variable annuity is that you cannot make withdrawals prior to age 59.5 without incurring a 10% penalty by the IRS. Furthermore, unlike a variable universal life insurance policy, variable annuity withdrawals will be taxed as income.

Hope this helps!

EDIT: So what's with all the Reds? I seem to be the only person who thinks OP should plan for retirement using the $$. The key is to PLAN for retirement. Not wait until you get there to realize you've saved absolutely nothing. And then you wonder why there's so many people out there have saved absolutely nothing when it comes time to retire. Go figure.

The reds are because this is bad advice. Plain and simple. Generally you don't want to push bad investment advice on a finance forum. In 99% of cases, the reason anyone sells these things is because the commissions are huge. "Financial advisor" is probably a bad phrase to use to describe him.


go to vegas.


suezyque said:   blueiedgod said:   ironfist99 said:   Two Chicks at one time, that's what I'd do if I had a million dollars.

ummm, check your local prices, it can be had for much, much, much less than a million dollars...

So, I heard...


If you play your cards right, it doesn't cost a thing !!!

Play them wrong, and it could cost you 18 years.... times 2!!!

Congrats to the OP!


Fun thread. I often wondered about strategies for decent sized lottery say in the $500k-$1MM range. Sounds like the key is to maximize write offs in the year you collect the winnings.



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aznxsoulrave98 said:   I just graduated college not too long ago and got into a financial advisory firm. Due to the downfall of the financial services in the last few years, there has been a huge layoff in my firm. But I was fortunate enough to remain in the company. Because of the lack of employees, I was forced to learn quite a lot about the whole financial planning process. 650k is a good amount to invest into a supplemental income program. If you are interested in the details, please feel free to leave me a message.

Here's some friendly advice for you. Delete your post. Delete your user name. Come back as someone else and never solicit in this manner again.

Going on a public forum like this as a registered rep and soliciting for business can easily cost you your job.


aznxsoulrave98 said:   I just graduated college not too long ago and got into a financial advisory firm. Due to the downfall of the financial services in the last few years, there has been a huge layoff in my firm. But I was fortunate enough to remain in the company. Because of the lack of employees, I was forced to learn quite a lot about the whole financial planning process. 650k is a good amount to invest into a supplemental income program. If you are interested in the details, please feel free to leave me a message.

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JTausTX said:   aznxsoulrave98 said:   I just graduated college not too long ago and got into a financial advisory firm. Due to the downfall of the financial services in the last few years, there has been a huge layoff in my firm. But I was fortunate enough to remain in the company. Because of the lack of employees, I was forced to learn quite a lot about the whole financial planning process. 650k is a good amount to invest into a supplemental income program. If you are interested in the details, please feel free to leave me a message.

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aznxsoulrave98 said:   I just graduated college not too long ago and got into a financial advisory firm. Due to the downfall of the financial services in the last few years, there has been a huge layoff in my firm. But I was fortunate enough to remain in the company. Because of the lack of employees, I was forced to learn quite a lot about the whole financial planning process. 650k is a good amount to invest into a supplemental income program. If you are interested in the details, please feel free to leave me a message.I am interested in entrusting my money to a newly minted college graduate who works for a financial services firm that has laid off all of its experienced people. Where do I sign up?




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