sonia7 said:Someone at work onc ementioned that one should plan so that their children are born in December to maximize tax benefits. I thought that was ridiculous but this is way over the top. Consult your tax adviser, as I am sure it can vary from family to family how that would play out. Of course, it is generally better to have the baby later because it defers the expense of the birth. With appropriate music and bellyphones, you can probably educate the fetus in the womb to get a jump start on the learning process AND not have to buy diapers, etc for that much longer.

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scott1961 said:jayK said:This topic is simply OP trolling the boundaries of the forum, in response to mikef07's thread about selling plasma, which was in turn a trolling response to AORs (which he thinks are too complicated for the reward).
Also just another avenue for pimping ToledoPimping is such an ugly word. My posts are relevant and irreverent.