On the serious side of things, here are some items I'd recommend: *SEEDS*
1.) Moringa oleifera tree (Highly nutritious and useful beyond belief. Do a Google search. Neat, eh?)
2.) Wolfberry fruit (Sweet-tasting, delicious and comparable to #1 in qualities.)
3.) Stevia rebaudiana (Calorie-free sugar substitute and sweeter too. Leaves can be dried and stored.)
4.) "Tomato-Potato" plant (Grow both with less space)
5.) Organic soybeans (make milk, tofu, soynut butter, cheese,etc. You name it!)
6.) Quinoa "grain" (Provides a complete protein and much more nutritional value than wheat or barley.)
7.) Tobacco (for trade purposes)
8.) Marijuana (for trade; only if there is a total collapse & breakdown, for now just don't)
8.) Aloe Vera (medicinal and cosmetic wonder)
9.) Common herbs used for cooking and medicine
10.) Organic, non-hybrid, foil-sealed versions of common gardening crops (e.g., corn, lettuce, greens, onions, etc.) *CHEMICALS*
1.) 30g container of loose laboratory grade Potassium Permanganate powder. (Availble on eBay or in local fish store)
2.) 30ml bottle of laboratory grade reagent Glycerin. (Also available on eBay or in local drug store).
3.) 100 lb drum of dry chlorinated bleach (Available at Amazon)
4.) 25g container of resublimed USP-grade iodine crystals. (Hard to find and expensive, but worth it.) Comments on Chemicals:
The Potassium Permanganate can either be used to sterilize water or used with the Glycerin as an agent to help conduct a fire. When Glycerin is poured over the Potassium Permanganate, a flame results that is 2,000+ degrees (hot enough to ignite thermite). The Glycerin also has many other uses, one of which is in creating a moisturizing soap. The chlorinated bleach has so many other uses than for laundry that it's impossible to list them all here. (But, the important thing is to get the dry for, as this significantly improves its shelf-life by decades.) The iodine crystals can purify water by the thousands of gallons, can be used to make iodine tincture for cuts and scrapes, and has so many other uses they're impossible to list here as well. *TOOLS*
1.) SureFire E2D Executive Defender Personal Defense Xenon Flashlight with 60 Lumens
2.) Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife with Brown Leather Sheath, 7 in., Plain
3.) EMT Scissors (Stainless Steel)
4.) Victorinox Swiss Army Ranger Pocket Knife (Red)
5.) Fox 40 Classic CMG (Cushioned Mouth Grip) Police Whistle
6.) Seychelle Filtering Water Bottles (Canteen Version)
7.) Coleman Folding Shovel & Pick
8.) Glock 26 "Baby Glock" 9mm Pistol with tactical light and laser aim
9.) 100 ft. of "550" Parachute cord
10.) Military surplus Large alice pack with many pockets and a lot of inside space.
11.) Butane windproof "hand torch"
12.) Small Sawed-off Shotgun
13.) Best quality fishing pole you can find.
14.) Flint stone
15.) Small hatchet axe
*FOOD*
1.) 2 cans of Morton table salt.
2.) 2-Year Supply of Mountain House Food Storage Cans (Shelflife >30 yrs; After 30 years they've test them to be sure!)
3.) Freeze-dried foods
4.) 250 pounds of wheat (sealed and preserved tub)
5.) 100 pounds of oats (sealed and preserved tub)
6.) 250 pounds of brown & rice (sealed and preserved)
7.) 100 pounds of dried corn (sealed and preserved)
8.) 100 pounds of sugar
9.) 1 Gallon of Vinegar (Other good uses besides food too!)
*CLOTHING & SHELTER*
1.) Heatsheet 2-Person Survival Blanket
2.) Columbia Bugaboo Four to Five-Person Family Dome Tent
3.) Quick-dry clothing sets (at least 1 pair of both desert and forest camos)
4.) Wool socks
5.) Dr. Martens Steel-Toed Boots
6.) Full-grain leather Running shoes with hillside/mountain cleats
7.) Rain poncho
8.) Briefcase folding umbrella
*MONEY*
1.) 25% of your Savings in 1 oz. 24K Gold bars
2.) 10% of your Savings in 1 oz. 99.99% Silver rounds
3.) 60% of your Savings invested in low-volatility value stocks and mutual funds that consistently pay high dividends (in case things aren't as bad as they seem; still very)
4.) 15% of your savings in cash in a high-interest checking account
*TRANSPORTATION & ENERGY*
1.) Shimano mountain bike (& buy non-deflatable bike tires to go along with it)
2.) Salvaged 275 gallon horizontal fuel tank filled with premium quality gasoline with BHT additive
3.) 1,250 Watt Portable Electric Generator *HEALTH*
1.) Military Hospital Grade First Aid Kit (Sorry, morphine syringes are still not included.)
2.) Extra pair of sturdy glasses (forget the contacts)
3.) Extra prescription medications *ETC*
1.) Ten 6oz. Deodorant stones (each is good for 1-2 years)
2.) Reusable ice packs
3.) Reusable heat packs
4.) Sports towels | 
