Yes, sorry... but Im wearing my tin-foil hat today
Would cash be worthless (i.e. saved in the home safe/in the mattress)?
I would hope our nation/communities would be civil but you never know what people are capable of (robbing/riots/etc...just look at New Orleans). Does anyone actually have an emergency surplus of food and water? I dont have one but I have been thinking about what I would do under dire circumstances. Sorry if this is a repost, I searched but only found relevance to emergency cash savings which may not be valuable in this situation.
First of all, "Depression" is not something that requires you to "stock up" on anything. Disaster is another matter, and you get all your petrified heart's content from Google if you do a simple search. But you should have a flashlight, batteries, a radio and some drinking water. A backup generator is also useful for an extended blackout, especially if you have a sump pump and don't want your basement flooded.
Finally, a hardwired telephone.
And a puppy. If you have a puppy people will feel sorry for you and give you food.
All you need is food, water, big screen TV, generator, and a hot chick. I will take care of the gun and ammo part.
RS4Rings
Back in Rehab
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 3:05p
A gun, and one bullet. Put in mouth, Pull trigger and no worries
brianbrianbrian
Senior Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 3:07p
No because you dont ear 5% interest on ammo, guns or food! FWF is all about living the good life and maximizing profits and ignoring any possible disasters outside our scope of daily life.
brianbrianbrian said: FWF is all about living the good life and maximizing profits and ignoring any possible disasters outside our scope of daily life.
The OP has been asked and answered at least once every 6 months since the beginning of FWF.
But I would, with all seriousness, nominate b-cubed's statement for consideration as the official epitaph of the consumer credit bubble.
edit: besides there's really only one thing you need in time of disaster. Jerky. Beef jerky. (seems so obvious)
On the serious side of things, here are some items I'd recommend:
*SEEDS* 1.) Moringa oleifera tree (Highly nutritious and useful beyond belief. Do a Google search. Neat, eh?) 2.) Wolfberry fruit (Sweet-tasting, delicious and comparable to #1 in qualities.) 3.) Stevia rebaudiana (Calorie-free sugar substitute and sweeter too. Leaves can be dried and stored.) 4.) "Tomato-Potato" plant (Grow both with less space) 5.) Organic soybeans (make milk, tofu, soynut butter, cheese,etc. You name it!) 6.) Quinoa "grain" (Provides a complete protein and much more nutritional value than wheat or barley.) 7.) Tobacco (for trade purposes) 8.) Marijuana (for trade; only if there is a total collapse & breakdown, for now just don't) 8.) Aloe Vera (medicinal and cosmetic wonder) 9.) Common herbs used for cooking and medicine 10.) Organic, non-hybrid, foil-sealed versions of common gardening crops (e.g., corn, lettuce, greens, onions, etc.)
*CHEMICALS* 1.) 30g container of loose laboratory grade Potassium Permanganate powder. (Availble on eBay or in local fish store) 2.) 30ml bottle of laboratory grade reagent Glycerin. (Also available on eBay or in local drug store). 3.) 100 lb drum of dry chlorinated bleach (Available at Amazon) 4.) 25g container of resublimed USP-grade iodine crystals. (Hard to find and expensive, but worth it.)
Comments on Chemicals: The Potassium Permanganate can either be used to sterilize water or used with the Glycerin as an agent to help conduct a fire. When Glycerin is poured over the Potassium Permanganate, a flame results that is 2,000+ degrees (hot enough to ignite thermite). The Glycerin also has many other uses, one of which is in creating a moisturizing soap. The chlorinated bleach has so many other uses than for laundry that it's impossible to list them all here. (But, the important thing is to get the dry for, as this significantly improves its shelf-life by decades.) The iodine crystals can purify water by the thousands of gallons, can be used to make iodine tincture for cuts and scrapes, and has so many other uses they're impossible to list here as well.
*TOOLS* 1.) SureFire E2D Executive Defender Personal Defense Xenon Flashlight with 60 Lumens 2.) Ka-Bar USMC Fighting Knife with Brown Leather Sheath, 7 in., Plain 3.) EMT Scissors (Stainless Steel) 4.) Victorinox Swiss Army Ranger Pocket Knife (Red) 5.) Fox 40 Classic CMG (Cushioned Mouth Grip) Police Whistle 6.) Seychelle Filtering Water Bottles (Canteen Version) 7.) Coleman Folding Shovel & Pick 8.) Glock 26 "Baby Glock" 9mm Pistol with tactical light and laser aim 9.) 100 ft. of "550" Parachute cord 10.) Military surplus Large alice pack with many pockets and a lot of inside space. 11.) Butane windproof "hand torch" 12.) Small Sawed-off Shotgun 13.) Best quality fishing pole you can find. 14.) Flint stone 15.) Small hatchet axe
*FOOD* 1.) 2 cans of Morton table salt. 2.) 2-Year Supply of Mountain House Food Storage Cans (Shelflife >30 yrs; After 30 years they've test them to be sure!) 3.) Freeze-dried foods 4.) 250 pounds of wheat (sealed and preserved tub) 5.) 100 pounds of oats (sealed and preserved tub) 6.) 250 pounds of brown & rice (sealed and preserved) 7.) 100 pounds of dried corn (sealed and preserved) 8.) 100 pounds of sugar 9.) 1 Gallon of Vinegar (Other good uses besides food too!)
*CLOTHING & SHELTER* 1.) Heatsheet 2-Person Survival Blanket 2.) Columbia Bugaboo Four to Five-Person Family Dome Tent 3.) Quick-dry clothing sets (at least 1 pair of both desert and forest camos) 4.) Wool socks 5.) Dr. Martens Steel-Toed Boots 6.) Full-grain leather Running shoes with hillside/mountain cleats 7.) Rain poncho 8.) Briefcase folding umbrella
*MONEY* 1.) 25% of your Savings in 1 oz. 24K Gold bars 2.) 10% of your Savings in 1 oz. 99.99% Silver rounds 3.) 60% of your Savings invested in low-volatility value stocks and mutual funds that consistently pay high dividends (in case things aren't as bad as they seem; still very) 4.) 15% of your savings in cash in a high-interest checking account
*TRANSPORTATION & ENERGY* 1.) Shimano mountain bike (& buy non-deflatable bike tires to go along with it) 2.) Salvaged 275 gallon horizontal fuel tank filled with premium quality gasoline with BHT additive 3.) 1,250 Watt Portable Electric Generator
*HEALTH* 1.) Military Hospital Grade First Aid Kit (Sorry, morphine syringes are still not included.) 2.) Extra pair of sturdy glasses (forget the contacts) 3.) Extra prescription medications
*ETC* 1.) Ten 6oz. Deodorant stones (each is good for 1-2 years) 2.) Reusable ice packs 3.) Reusable heat packs 4.) Sports towels
Miser
Senior Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 4:28p
greling said: On the serious side of things, here are some items I'd recommend:
*SEEDS* 1.) Moringa oleifera tree (Highly nutritious and useful beyond belief. Do a Google search. Neat, eh?) 2.) Wolfberry fruit (Sweet-tasting, delicious and comparable to #1 in qualities.) 3.) Stevia rebaudiana (Calorie-free sugar substitute and sweeter too. Leaves can be dried and stored.) 4.) "Tomato-Potato" ...
The only thing you need is a couple of guns and plenty of ammo. There are lots of people who don't "believe" in guns - you can take their emergency food and water with ease.
iamchuck
Happy Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 5:11p
After reading "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy, I decided you definitely need a well stocked bunker or cave.
Geesh that was a scary book.
We are on a worst-case scenario topic right?
iamchuck
Happy Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 5:22p
To add something constructive to the OPs. I learned in a commmunity emergency response class that the typical/historical federal disaster response is 72-96 hours. (please do not ask me to cite sources). I know some would argue that you shouldn't rely on the Feds helping you at all, and I agree. My point is that a back pack, roll along suitcase, with 3-5 days of stuff isn't that much to stuff somewhere in the apartment and act as a bridge until you can get to a better location or better assistance. I believe if you google "bug-out bag" there are a few lists of what to pack.
Now if you are talking about a 6 month emergency supply of food and water similar to cash savings, that might take some time to accumulate. A backpack water filter can be cheap.
Props to the greling.
santijs
Happy Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 6:19p
Hehe, on all the gub forums, we call this a SHTF thread
mhesidence
Dismembered Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 7:13p
greling said:
*TOOLS* 12.) Small Sawed-off Shotgun
That's a tool? I'd like to see the weapons category.
BTW, wait until after law has broken down before sawing off shot guns since that's illegal. You might want to leave a few unsawed for hunting birds.
janwad
Senior Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 7:50p
Millions survived Katrina without guns. We just had a little flood here in the Northwest with the most helicopter rescues since Katrina. I haven't heard one story about guns being useful. People who survive well talk about drinking water, blankets, tarps, and mostly friends.
Where do you guys come up with these weird ideas? What about HumVees? Explosives? Need those? Why does this all sound so much like what my grandsons play with?
janwad said: Millions survived Katrina without guns. We just had a little flood here in the Northwest with the most helicopter rescues since Katrina. I haven't heard one story about guns being useful. People who survive well talk about drinking water, blankets, tarps, and mostly friends.
Where do you guys come up with these weird ideas? What about HumVees? Explosives? Need those? Why does this all sound so much like what my grandsons play with?Blame it on FW, the <sarcasm> tag was broke.
mhesidence
Dismembered Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 8:04p
janwad said: Millions survived Katrina without guns. We just had a little flood here in the Northwest with the most helicopter rescues since Katrina. I haven't heard one story about guns being useful. People who survive well talk about drinking water, blankets, tarps, and mostly friends.
Where do you guys come up with these weird ideas? What about HumVees? Explosives? Need those? Why does this all sound so much like what my grandsons play with?
Probably talking about global catastraphe as seen in Mad Max, The Postman, I Am Legend, etc. where outside help will never come.
As comprehensive as it tries to be, I see some obvious problems with that list. greling said: On the serious side of things, here are some items I'd recommend: *SEEDS* 1.) Moringa oleifera tree (Highly nutritious and useful beyond belief. Do a Google search. Neat, eh?) 2.) Wolfberry fruit (Sweet-tasting, delicious and comparable to #1 in qualities.) These are both tropical/subtropical. Not going to do much good for many people.
greling said: *TOOLS* various firearms 13.) Best quality fishing pole you can find.
but no ammo? Also you better get a few lures targeted towards local fish for that fishing pole.
greling said: clothing list
The lack of winter clothing (and the first two seeds) tells me this list was written by someone living in the southern US. Sorry, but I'd freeze to death.
greling said: *MONEY* 1.) 25% of your Savings in 1 oz. 24K Gold bars 2.) 10% of your Savings in 1 oz. 99.99% Silver rounds 4.) 15% of your savings in cash in a high-interest checking account
All useless in the utter disaster the author is prepping for. That dried food is going to be more valuable than gold/silver, and in an utter disaster you're not going to be able to get the $ out of the bank either.
There are no items on the list that require non-battery electricity. Also, there are no batteries listed. For that matter, you should have a wind up radio or preferably a ham radio so you can try to find some help.
greling said: *HEALTH* ...
Obviously the creator is this list has neither wife nor kids.
greling said: 1.) Ten 6oz. Deodorant stones (each is good for 1-2 years) 2.) Reusable ice packs The author provides no means to cool the ice packs. And you need deodorant during the apocalypse? What's also completely missing from this list is a survival manual that tells you how to use all this stuff you've stockpiled.
greling said: 4.) Sports towels
Everyone knows all you really need is a good towel.
And there were also many many people with guns looting the stores to the point at which cops didn't even try to stop them because it was too dangerous.
Some good suggestions there Greling, this Church sells 20 pound food storage kits here for $25 or so, which can be useful for someone looking to start small.
Be sure to store some water, it seems that regardless of your outlook for the future, any wise person should have a few weeks food supply as a hedge against layoffs, hurricanes or grocer strikes
do178b
Senior Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 9:17p
scott1961 said: A gun, and one bullet. Put in mouth, Pull trigger and no worries
When you kill yourself, you kill the world.
KGZotU
Broke Member
posted: Dec. 5, 2007 @ 10:45p
Tomato-Potato is a graftling, not a seed.
Also, I'm not sure what "brown & rice" is, but you can't store brown rice indefinitely. The 'germ'--the outer coating that makes brown rice brown--contains oil that will go rancid.
Here's all you need for a short term disaster:
A dozen or so cans of stew and a tub of foil sealed shortening. Shortening is one of the cheapest calorie sources, and a foil sealed tub, like Crisco is packaged, will last upwards of 10 years. The Red Cross also has some instructions for making a water distiller that you might look over/print out.
First, Russians are not going to invade. They seem to have trouble controlling much smaller regions like Afganistan or Chechen republic. Why not Chinese or Indians?
Second, if Russians do invade, it seems to be very easy to commandeer their ammo, weapons and military vehicles, at least in the movies...
Third, buy weapons that are compatible with the most commonly used ammo of the expected invader.
NukeMedDude said: All you need is plenty of ammo if the Russians decide to invade......
WOLVERINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Woodchuck312
Ancient Member
posted: Dec. 6, 2007 @ 12:58p
janwad said: Millions survived Katrina without guns. We just had a little flood here in the Northwest with the most helicopter rescues since Katrina. I haven't heard one story about guns being useful. People who survive well talk about drinking water, blankets, tarps, and mostly friends.
Where do you guys come up with these weird ideas? What about HumVees? Explosives? Need those? Why does this all sound so much like what my grandsons play with?
A gun may not always be needed it fact it may never be needed. I'm not going to take a chance, i prefer to be prepared. I think the most useful gun in that situation is a 22lr rifle and a few boxes of 22 ammo. You can kill a lot of game with a 22 and its cheap and easy to store up a lot of ammo for it.
Economist said: First, Russians are not going to invade. They seem to have trouble controlling much smaller regions like Afganistan or Chechen republic. Why not Chinese or Indians?
Second, if Russians do invade, it seems to be very easy to commandeer their ammo, weapons and military vehicles, at least in the movies...
Third, buy weapons that are compatible with the most commonly used ammo of the expected invader.
NukeMedDude said: All you need is plenty of ammo if the Russians decide to invade......
WOLVERINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Russia will only invade if you have oil, and Putin wants it, and he feels like maybe you didn't pay enough taxes
That's a tool? I'd like to see the weapons category.
BTW, wait until after law has broken down before sawing off shot guns since that's illegal. You might want to leave a few unsawed for hunting birds.
A gun should be classified as a tool, just as a knife is a tool.
In general, sawing off shotguns is only illegal based on the barrel length and the overall gun length. There may be more state-specific laws, but in general, shortening a 28" barrel to 20" is fine. Any gunsmith will do it for you.
I second the recommendation of a rifle; a nice 30-30 or 30-06 would net you any game you wanted (deer are too plentiful around here).
Also, don't forget about the zombies.
RotaryBzzz
Ancient Member
posted: Dec. 7, 2007 @ 3:46a
2012???!?? Mayan Calendars?! Alien Invasion?! Government Conspiracies?! Calderas?!
Really now....all you guys with generators think there will be fuel to power them or spare parts to fix them? Come on!
The strategic sub-urbanists FWF way:
Solar Power eBay: surplus VW solar panels Notherntool.com / Amazon.com: 15w solar panels Amazon: sunforce solar amp controllers (60012 7amp controller) Costco: Kirkland 12v marine deep cycle 55AH batteries (CHEAP!), Sanyo Eneloop rechargable battery pack (on sale right now for $20.99! ($5 off). Harbor Freight: 60W (~$7 on sale) and 300W (~$24) 12v power inverters Costco: 250W 12v power inverter with digital flow ala Kill-a-watt meter
Bulk Foods Honeyvillegrain.com: $4.49 50 state CONUS shipping, bulk foods, any size order. Food grade storage containers. Unmilled Hard Red Wheat has a 30+ year storage life & high protein content. They use this in Kashi cereals found at Trader Joe's/ Whole Foods/ etc. Costco: Bulk 50lb bags rice $15, bulk 25lb pinto beans ~$12
Cooking / Living Equipment Costco: 25lb propane cylinders ~$40 filled. WalMart: Ozark branded: solar shower, LED-camp lamps, hand-crank radios, propane stove, Coleman branded propane stove adapters (for attaching big 25lb propane cylinders instead of small ones), misc equipment. Stanley narrow mouth Alla din Stainless Steel thermoses ~$19 (great deal, well built). (google: Thermos Cooking Kurt Saxon) eBay: 12v and hand-drawn grain grinders
The biggest idea here is you want to be extremely efficient in cooking food / boiling water. In any prolonged emergency, liquid fuel(s) will become scarce. So using 25lb propane cylinder(s) to boil water which is then used to process/cook inside a almost 100% efficient thermos is an outstanding way of conserving fuel. Less food odors too. PROPANE ALSO STORES INDEFINITELY WITH NO ADDITIVES NEEDED. And you can hook up a gas BBQ grill with the same cylinders!
Cheap Water Storage Local Craigslists: food manufacturers selling food-grade 55gal drums. In the Los Angeles Area there is a guy in Anaheim selling them for $10 a piece pick-up (normally 65-95 shipped each). He gets 7 a day in normal operations and has no where to store them. Home Depot: dry chlorine - google water purification. 10,000 gallons effective purification with 2lbs of dry choline; 10 years shelf life ~$15 for 2lbs. Clorox liquid has a 1 year effective shelf life.
One thing to add to your list: like-minded friends and family. When it comes to survival in chaotic/lawless conditions, there is always strength in numbers.
a. 9mm or .40 w/ 15 rd. magazine to protect your person. b. Pump 12 Ga w/ 9 rd. magazine to protect your abode. c. 7mm mag or 300 mag to reach out and touch someone. d. Optional: an AK-47, SKS or AR-15 with high capacity magazine for travel. e. Last but not least, a carbon fiber boot knife for when any/all of the above fails.
I almost forgot the ultimate, most important thing for a true national disaster. That is a defensible location where those on your "team" would expect you show up.
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