I just tried to transfer all of the funds ($50K) from my E-trade Complete Savings account to another bank. Before the transfer could go through, however, I had to answer several questions to verify my identity. To my dismay, I knew the answer to none of the questions!
The first question asked me to identify the address of someone whose name was similar to my sister's, but combined her middle initial with our last name. Now, I haven't been in touch with my sister in years, so I have no idea where she lives, but more importantly, I never told E-trade anything about my sister, so god knows where they got that information. I can only assume it came from the equivalent of an internet search.
The second question was "Which of the following persons have you been identified with, currently or in the past?" It was followed by a list of names all completely unfamiliar to me.
The third question asked me how old my mother was. Again, I never told E-trade anything about my mother, so the stupidity involved in this sort of 'verification' is simply breathtaking.
After my failing this insane 'verification' process, the transfer was denied and I was informed that I would have limited access to my account until I was verified, and that I should call E-trade immediately. While I was on hold, I logged back in, tried another transfer, and this time was able to pass their asinine verification test--although the first question, again, pertained to someone with the same last name as me but otherwise completely unknown to me. I should be glad my name isn't Smith.
I've seen some online banks do some stupid things, but this one takes the cake. I will never use E-trade again.
