write on it "NOT Cocaine - DO NOT STEAL"

What about have play dough, wires, a watch, and a radio with a red button painted on?

cowboyBill said:jlbmw2002 said:What about have play dough, wires, a watch, and a radio with a red button painted on?

Great. The bomb squad will just blow up the box including all your valuables.

Put your cash and gold in a mini fireproof box within the safe deposit box with the play-dough bomb on top. When bomb squad blows it, it will make the news so you will know about it right away. Your valuables will be secure in the fireproof box. After the forensic residue comes back as negative for explosives, you will get your fire box returned to you from the evidence locker.

If they try to charge you with terrorism, then claim that the play-dough bomb was a gift made for you by a child you cared for as part of the Big Brother program who died of cancer and its the last thing you have to remember him by, and that it was never meant to be used for terrorist purposes, and in fact the only person authorized to open the box was you, and the bank illegally entered it after failing to attempt to contact me.

Brilliant op.

jmackdaddy said:Do you have links to these stories about banks stealing from customers?

The link is already here. Its the button labeled 'search'

FrugalGuy1 said:That is the great thing about cocain. You always know it is cocain because it is labeled as such. I hate when my coke dealer gives me an unlabeled bag. I always write "COCAIN" with a sharpie so I don't forget when I pull it out of my safe deposit box 8 weeks later.For some reason, when you put that misspelling in large CAPS, I see "McCain"

That sounds like it would cost more than having a Safe Deposit Box...

So do I put this bag of baking soda on top of my bag of cocaine?

jmackdaddy said:Do you have links to these stories about banks stealing from customers?

California: 1 year
Video of the above report
Wisconsin: 1-5 years

This guy got busted with drugs in his safe deposit box but they found the drugs with a search warrant, not when his box went unclaimed.

tripleB said:cowboyBill said:jlbmw2002 said:What about have play dough, wires, a watch, and a radio with a red button painted on?

Great. The bomb squad will just blow up the box including all your valuables.

Put your cash and gold in a mini fireproof box within the safe deposit box with the play-dough bomb on top. When bomb squad blows it, it will make the news so you will know about it right away. Your valuables will be secure in the fireproof box. After the forensic residue comes back as negative for explosives, you will get your fire box returned to you from the evidence locker.

If they try to charge you with terrorism, then claim that the play-dough bomb was a gift made for you by a child you cared for as part of the Big Brother program who died of cancer and its the last thing you have to remember him by, and that it was never meant to be used for terrorist purposes, and in fact the only person authorized to open the box was you, and the bank illegally entered it after failing to attempt to contact me.

of course, then sue the police and bank for ruining your last memory of the dead kid... which is of course worth tens of millions of dollars.