Product Features Okay, for real: you can eat this. It's a dismembered real unicorn in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!
this one really shows how fake Amazon.com reviews are lol
forzaINTER
Wacky Member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 5:10p
$1 savings?
Tara956
Member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 5:23p
I thought unicorns were on the endangered species list, NOT extinct?
minidanas
Senior Member - 1K
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 5:26p
If your daughter wants to ride a unicorn for her birthday, this will be a nice substitution. "Sweetey, we couldn't find one for rides, but we did find one that was slaughtered and canned. Happy Birthday!"
sgogo
Senior Member - 1K
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 5:41p
Canned? I prefer to hunt & skin my own.
IgorSkovoroda
Senior Member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 6:00p
The horn is actually the male narwhal's left front tooth. (edit) Ok, 24 hours have passed and since no one has commented about my reference: Canned tuna is sometimes called "Chicken-of-the-sea"; the Narwhal is known as the "Unicorn-of-the-sea". Hense the allusion is to canned narwhal meat.
websquirrel
Handsome Member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 6:09p
WTF? The national average price of unicorn was 9.98 last week. The current administration needs to take a look at tapping into the strategic unicorn reserve to give us some price relief!!
i bought 3 cans and i can tell you im not impressed,,it took forever to swallow it,,it is too dry,,,thank goodness i finished my last can today,,,i will never buy that again.
Amazon Best Sellers Rank:#1 in Toys & Games > Stuffed Animals & Toys
The toys kids play with these days have sure changed a bit from the days of legos and lincoln logs...
dazviking
Thrifty Member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 7:30p
arons said: This is not real Unicorn meat.
Unicorns have been extinct for almost 200 years.
I guess you've never seen Jurassic Park. They can clone anything these days.
BloodyInsane
Geeky member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 8:20p
Voldemort approves of this
Attillios1
New Member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 9:05p
any wine recommendations?
ahearnb
Senior Member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 9:19p
websquirrel said: WTF? The national average price of unicorn was 9.98 last week. The current administration needs to take a look at tapping into the strategic unicorn reserve to give us some price relief!! Inflation IMO.
lordoffire
Senior Member - 4K
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 10:27p
arons said: This is not real Unicorn meat.
Unicorns have been extinct for almost 200 years.
hunted to 0 by the dark wizard and his minion death-eaters
MasterRebater
Senior Member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 11:00p
Unicorn...another fine product from those wonderful folks at Omaha Steaks. Just don't try to use a coupon...
scwam
Member
posted: Apr. 21, 2012 @ 11:15p
If this is imported from China, its dog meat.
FranksandBeans
Happy Member
posted: Apr. 22, 2012 @ 12:10a
Put this label on canned bacon, and bam you have a plausible product.
MasterVu
Tired Member
posted: Apr. 22, 2012 @ 2:11a
scwam said: If this is imported from China, its dog meat. "Product of Ireland" so you don't have to worry about Chinese fakes. This is real unicorn. In 4 1. Thanks, OP. I could use a little magic and sparkles in my diet.
obeydacracka
Thrifty Member
posted: Apr. 22, 2012 @ 2:34a
I'll bet Jack in the Box has been serving it instead of kangaroo meat.
Elderberry wine would be my choice.
sackoloot
Ancient Member
posted: Apr. 22, 2012 @ 5:03a
We had a Unicorn farm, but had to sell it, because the Unicorns would eat everything, climb up trees and knock over the fences. http://i39.tinypic.com/2wlr5as.jpg
Also, Jimi Hendrix wanted his clothes back.
niniss
Senior Member
posted: Apr. 22, 2012 @ 5:59a
My god, those Amazon reviews are ... I'm speechless.
mikejensen
Silly Member
posted: Apr. 22, 2012 @ 8:44a
Didn't know FS had a sense of humor?!
Slydawg1
Shopaholic Member
posted: Apr. 22, 2012 @ 9:09a
daml said: i bought 3 cans and i can tell you im not impressed,,it took forever to swallow it,,it is too dry,,,thank goodness i finished my last can today,,,i will never buy that again.
Only a FW'er would eat 2 additional cans of meat after not liking the first can. We are hardcore!
bargainmaniac said: I wonder if they use pink slime. I thought pink slime was exclusively for beef and the Power Rangers?
Sidenote: I don't understand why people obsess over the fact that ammonium hydroxide is a component of window cleaner when people having heart attacks get nitroglycerin...which is a component of, you know, dynamite.
MasterVu said: scwam said: If this is imported from China, its dog meat. "Product of Ireland" so you don't have to worry about Chinese fakes. This is real unicorn. In 4 1. Thanks, OP. I could use a little magic and sparkles in my diet.
Magically delicious!
kimgkimg
Senior Member - 1K
posted: Apr. 23, 2012 @ 1:17a
Slydawg1 said: daml said: i bought 3 cans and i can tell you im not impressed,,it took forever to swallow it,,it is too dry,,,thank goodness i finished my last can today,,,i will never buy that again.
Only a FW'er would eat 2 additional cans of meat after not liking the first can. We are hardcore!
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