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The lab determines the "bomb" is actually bull semen, and its' owner, Calvin Teal (Gerrit Graham) stops by in a tizzy because they let it thaw, claiming he had two containers of Gargantua's sperm (his bull which is named for his "equipment") worth $100,000 each, one was stolen and the other was thawed by the police, they both were to be shipped to Teal's partner in Belize. At OCB, Castillo brings in FBI Agent Timothy Anderson (Harry Shearer), who needs a local liasion to locate the missing semen, and after a lively conversation about bovine sex habits, Tubbs & Switek go speak to a farmer who tells them all they need to know about cows, including how to check for pregnancy (gloves provided), Gina looks at a picture of "Gargantua", and Teal said he died after tripping into a hole "servicing a heifer" and had to be sold to slaughter. While Tubbs, Switek & Teal go see Izzy (selling bullwhips with Manny), a man named Rojas is taking pictures and communicating that he has the Texan under surveillance. Izzy said there is someone he can speak with about the semen and will contact them. Izzy brings the seller, Paco, to a marina where Switek busts him, then as Anderson comes out as well, shots are fired, Paco and the shooters escape, and Rojas leaves Anderson a pink cigar on his car hood. At OCB, Anderson discloses that Cuban intelligence is after the semen for miniature cows, causing a run of laughs and guffaws from the team.
"What are we supposed to do, question happy cows with that... sexual afterglow?" -- Switek to Anderson
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posted: Apr. 1, 2013 @ 3:56p
It's probably a typo and really a SEMENT tank. Get it? SEMENT? CEMENT? NO?
posted: Apr. 1, 2013 @ 3:58p
Thanks, this should be able to keep my beer cold for several hours in the hot summer months.
posted: Apr. 1, 2013 @ 4:00p
Stunner2xx said: no HDMI
Now THAT made me laugh.
posted: Apr. 1, 2013 @ 4:12p
Shipping kills it for me.
posted: Apr. 1, 2013 @ 4:36p
Combine this deal with the free Maxim Subscription for great savings on a complete kit!
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posted: Apr. 1, 2013 @ 4:43p
posted: Apr. 1, 2013 @ 4:47p
who wants to help me transfer everything over from the mason jars I've been using?
If you can't pay in full do they take a small deposit?
Senior Member - 1K
posted: Apr. 1, 2013 @ 5:49p
"...has a larger mouth..." That will come in handy for me. I've been struggling with an old style tank with a small mouth. Stuff would always end up all over, with only small portion getting into the mouth.
Anyone else noticed that these are simply "used" and not "refurb"?
posted: Apr. 1, 2013 @ 6:05p
cyfan said: That's what I call my ex-wife!
Did she looked like a blue tank?
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posted: Apr. 2, 2013 @ 10:27a
While this could be considered a deal for the farming community, we feel this deal was posted simply to provoke the community into the risqué discussion that has occurred. While we're all for a good discussion, many of the replies in this thread have simply crossed a line we don't want crossed in our forums. Please be respectful of all members of our community and do not contribute to a discussion of this kind in the future.
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