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You guys really should be more sensitive.

This product is a godsend to me and others like me. Moreover, they may save your life under the most surprising circumstances.

One night 3 months ago, my wife and I had settled down for a good night's sleep. We were awoken by our smoke alarm at 3:30 in the morning. Her elderly uncle, who lives with us in another part of the house, had accidentally set the house on fire when he passed gas over an errant bedside candle! Ironically, the candle was scented.

The house was quickly filling with smoke, making it difficult to see or breathe. My quick-thinking wife removed her charcoal-lined underwear and held it to her face, making it much easier to breathe. I did the same with my pair and this is what saved our lives and our loved ones.

I would think placing used underwear over your face would be deadly as well, charcoal lined or not! (skidmark)

Great gift for a roommate! This thread ranks up there with the dumpster diving one..

I need to get some of that, for my roommate

ROTFL............

Bump ..ive never had a heartier laugh in years reading the replies from page 1 and 2...

I love FW

One condition of this woman can be resolved (minimized) with this product. Time to search for 2 more....<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>

A woman goes into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, you have to help me...I've got this problem: You see I can't stop farting. I fart all the time, only they are silent and don't stink. As a matter of fact, I've farted 20 times just now while talking to you'. The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady: 'here, take these and come back in a week'. So she leaves and a week later comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me! Now things are worse. I'm still farting all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something awful. You must do something! What were those pills you gave me?' The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem'

Wonder if they come in a thong!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>

this is the funniest thread i have read in days, maybe even months or years lol. I was laughing soo hard that i was literally crying (it could have been the gas, not sure)

Seriously bump, for a hearty laugh.

Shahhere

This deal may not be hot, but it is at least smokin' !! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>

NeoHyd said:

<< ... 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem' >>



LOL. That's hilarious.

hmmm, it gets rid of the smell, but what about the sound!?

Guys,

Quit fartin' around

this aint a hot deal

fricking farts!

this is hilarious!!!
<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>

My wife hates it when I fart, especially the "fake sneeze" kind, but she still laughs and then gets mad because she is laughing.

Why is farting so funny? Doesn't make sense but I guess it's like when people slip and fall, it is just funny (just don't laugh till you know they are OK).

I learnt farts are funny for some and disgusting for others

Now if they could incorporate sound baffles or dampners that would be a product! Who Farted? Some one did, I couldn't tell <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>. Another option, put some fragrance in the liner, people would be pleased to have someone rip @ss.

I want to continue to fart freely. Those offended by my gas should purchase charcoal-lined nostrils.

animalprotector said:

<< treating the symptom is a good option with the liners; addressing the problem is even better. here's an article about how to reduce excessive gas, which has everything to do with the high carb/starch diets we eat:

More support for Atkins

hey, it's still a hot deal if you can cut down on flatulence! <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif"border=0>
>>



I gave the whole atkins thing a go. I tried it for like 2 weeks and I have never felt worse in my entire life. My regular diet contains alot of fruit aqnd vegatables that atkins required me to stop eating <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif"border=0> It was icky and not fun. I can understand why people should cut back on our huge intake of fries and potatoes <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> but not being able to eat borccoli is bad.

My friend can tell what you ate just by the fart smells... he was on Letterman doing it...

Scientists are puzzled as to why most people comfortably inhale their own farts but are disgusted by the poots of others...
Some think it's a way to tell our own health...

George Carlin notes: We have to emit a little fart, a "test fart", if you will, when others are in the room , to se if they react. Then, if alls OK, we let loose with the whole Magilla...

jwwilcox said:

<< Did you check out the pictures! I can't believe people would wear this. Instead of being stinky, it would make you look like you had a stinky lump right in your pants. Are they really better off?

Buy some Bean-o and call it done!
>>



bean-o casues cancer

(like everything else <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif"border=0> )

I alone have the fifth freedom: The Freedom to Fart whenever I d*mn well please. I ain't gonna let these clowns try to take that away from me...

CowSpaceboy said:

<<

Scientists are puzzled as to why most people comfortably inhale their own farts but are disgusted by the poots of others...
Some think it's a way to tell our own health...

>>



Geez, I must not be normal. I am repulsed by my own farts at times! In fact, just as a warning to all---if you are ever going on a date at night, do not eat Blimpies for lunch. More specifically, do not get the steak and cheese sub with onions and jalepenos. Oooooh boy, it burned so bad, I thought my rear hairs had charred!

DamnoIT said:

<< Another option, put some fragrance in the liner, people would be pleased to have someone rip @ss. >>

Heheheh.... I can see it now. You're sitting in a meeting and suddenly you get an unexpected whiff of a fresh pine forest. "OK, who ripped one?"

They had a skit on Living Color for "Flatucense", including Fresh Pine, New Car, and Baseball Park. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>

More beans Mr. Taggert???

I say yes!! but only if you wear this underware!!!


Goatssbtday

pretty funny stuff here...

The picture of this underwear reminds me of a joke I once heard.

2 guys are hanging out at the beach, 1st guy says to the 2nd guy; how come the girls are always approaching you ? What do you have that I don't ? 2nd guy says; my secret is this potatoe. I put it in my swim trunks and the girls all think I am really well hung. 1sy guy says; I will try it. Later, 1st guy says to 2nd guy; this is not working, not only are the girls not approaching me, but they are laughing at me. 2nd guy says; you are supposed to put the potatoe in the front of your shorts, not in the back.

veggie said:

<< Wonder if they come in a thong!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0> >>


Or a tampon. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>

Actually on a more serious note. Most of the gas problems seem to arise from poor food combining. The second reason is the lack of chewing the food.

Anyhow, this thread is indeed hilarious.

EG

I must have farted about 40 times while reading this post because I was laughing so hard!

I don't think that I need this product though, because I think that my farts smell ok. I wonder if I could hire one of the testimonial people. I'd like to take him or her to my brother's house as revenge for him stinking up my bathroom.

Secret weapon muffler
Looks like a whole new market...<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif"border=0>

Flatulence is one of life's simple pleasures. Why ruin it with filtration?

purplehaze said:

<< OK Who FARTED.......<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0> >>



Whoever smelt it, delt it !!!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif"border=0>

Afterall, you have the "haze" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>

bumpindabutt

Boy am I glad I got the wind of this deal.

EG

DamnoIT said:

<< Now if they could incorporate sound baffles or dampners that would be a product! Who Farted? Some one did, I couldn't tell <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif"border=0>. Another option, put some fragrance in the liner, people would be pleased to have someone rip @ss. >>



All they would have to do is coat these things with Dynamat that you can pick up at the local car audio place and they would be set. Of course, your pants would look like you were wearing hockey shorts under them, but .... I guess that would be the cost of keeping your friends. <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif"border=0>

Are these available for cats?

SlamminMOFO said:

<< Are these available for cats? >>



LOL

Now I can't get that Dumb and Dumber image of Jim Carrey lighting his gas on fire out of my head!!

SlamminMOFO said:

<< Are these available for cats? >>



Amen to that. Not only does my cat have the devil in her - she has nasty gas.
If I could get her to quit eating crickets life would be good. More cricket infested, but good.



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