WantCheapStuff said:MOCKBA said:waruwaru said:I spend significant time in bath room with my laptop.

Ay caramba!

Dude, whoever get your used laptop is one lucky s.o.b

Ummm, I would like clarify that the above is MOCKBA's quote, not mine!

TTM77 said:PHISHBONE said:I'm waiting on the "internet toilet", sometimes you need more than just a urinal...

It's already done.

Where? I'll buy one...

what you really need is one of these:

The Stadium Pal!

Much more "private"...

See this
I guess better animation.
Now can anyone please post some snapshots of this being used? LOL

Bush is offering tax break for families on this.

This could come in quite handy if you're ever on the receiving end of that ever so popular adolescent prank "Hey! Lets put his hand in some warm water and he'll pee on himself!"
Thats how the commercial would begin and then go something like this....

That and other conspiring whisperings by so-called friends would usally strike fear, shame and embarassment in the bravest of men. But not you mister! Suddenly as you drift of to SleepyDrunkLand you begin having visions of sparkling white alabaster to the sounds of crisp refreshing waterfalls. You feel as if some sort of great weight has been released, almost in a serene relaxed state...then to your horror you realize that you just peed on yourself!

Ah, but never fear drippy! For your own personal-port-a-potty is within arms'length! And you realize.."Thank god I have my trusty personal port-a-potty with me. So let loose Claude Van Damme and and smirk smugly for you my friend have just pulled off the ultimate (insert 4 letter synonym for male genitalia here) block!

Now available in inconspicous "Stadium Pal" or the bold & proud "I Pee Freely" models. We can even engrave your personal port-a-potty with such clever sayings as "Like a Racehorse!!!", "Beer Recycling Processor", and ever so popular "P-Diddy".

but I digress....

Best post ever!-Comic Book Guy

NOT HOT!

You can get as many of these things for free in the dumpsters of your local hospital or nursing home.

they just need a little cleaning:}.

And they have all sizes!!!!!

vaylon said:NOT HOT!

You can get as many of these things for free in the dumpsters of your local hospital or nursing home.

they just need a little cleaning:}.

And they have all sizes!!!!!

Actually, I used to work in a hospital/nursing home, so I just stole 'em from the geezers. Rinse 'em out and they're just like new. The extras are also great for picnics - just don't use 'em for lemonade.