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other thread for the do it yourselfer, but you pay more that way!

Socrates Pine w/ hand sewn cotton bedding $386.82
Concordia Pine w/ hand sewn cotton bedding $451.34
Native American Cedarwood w/ satin hand sewn bedding $452.62

there are a couple really nice ones in the 800's range.

or this coffin coffee table which you can enjoy now!
real coffin

**** also, it says extra 50% off casket furniture, but i can't get the coupon CASKET69 to work on anything. you could to call if you want in on one of these. this is already a great deal, but w/ an extra 50% - that would be super hot!


does not say free shipping on the screen, but w/Prime it takes the shipping off at checkout!



$584 coffin

I like this one but it's for a pet.


replyguy said: $584 coffin

I like this one but it's for a pet.

there are also some nice wooden sculpture urns for animals.
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pecanpie said:
or this coffin coffee table which you can enjoy now!
[L=real coffin


**** also, it says extra 50% off casket furniture, but i can't get the coupon CASKET69 to work on anything. you could to call if you want in on one of these. this is already a great deal, but w/ an extra 50% - that would be super hot!

does not say free shipping on the screen, but it takes the shipping off at checkout!

Just knock the legs of the coffee table coffin jump in and you got a hell of a deal.


Hi,

Is this deal available only for the living dead and zombies?


I like this one.
it's cheap, it's utilitarian... and as it says on one of their other products, "why buy a casket just for one day?"


I hope it is guaranteed for life


real FWer will go for those coffin coffee table or shelves


i already made a coffin out of FAR computer cases


Muley said: i already made a coffin out of FAR computer cases

Or the Husks of Staples Color Laser printers that were 'Vamped' for their lifeblood(Toner Cartridges)...


Muley said: i already made a coffin out of FAR computer cases
Sound like this could make a good urn as well.


this is inflation-protection to the best. You know you need it...


Make one use cardboard box from your Dell orders or Amazon orders. It's free, and save environment.


Lol customers also purchased LinkyDinkyDo

For those secret backyard burials I guess!


This deal is deadly. YMMV.


LOL! Customers who bought this item also bought:

Ames true temper classic square point shovel with 30-inch D grip..."


I'm gonna be cremated and you can bury me in an empty can of Blue Diamond Smokehouse Almonds. $3.00 and you get to eat the almonds first.


Shipping and handling $64. Does the handling include the pallbearers?


wishbone said: Shipping and handling $64. Does the handling include the pallbearers?

shipping and handing is free if you have Prime ... might be worth getting Prime first?


prices are increasing - if you want one you better get in soon.


I had to flag the deal as dead. Let's see if the mods have a sense of humor.


Sanjoelo said: I'm gonna be cremated and you can bury me in an empty can of Blue Diamond Smokehouse Almonds. $3.00 and you get to eat the almonds first.

gotta go with the folgers tin can


This deal is to die for!


Good deal but I was looking for a refurb.


But what am I gonna do with the second can of almonds--FWers only buy when it's a BOGO. Maybe I should set the other one aside for my DH; my cat's already in a little can with paw prints on it...

Sanjoelo said: I'm gonna be cremated and you can bury me in an empty can of Blue Diamond Smokehouse Almonds. $3.00 and you get to eat the almonds first.


It doubles as a day bed.


pecanpie said: Native American Cedarwood w/ satin hand sewn bedding $452.62This one really is dead. No, really . . . no pun or anything . . . . oh, forget it!


Any coupons for these? I haven't heard about coupons. Well, I need to buy in bulk. I've been accumulating a lot of enemies lately and well...you know.


Any coupons for these? I haven't heard about coupons. Well, I need to buy in bulk. I've been accumulating a lot of enemies lately and well...you know.


lol @ items other customers bought with this coffin


no reviews yet? gotta be kiddin me.


russellt said: I had to flag the deal as dead. Let's see if the mods have a sense of humor.
damn you... i would too but the mod has revoked my voting privileges....


I just want to see the UPS guy deliver this to my doorstep


replyguy said: $584 coffin

I like this one but it's for a pet.

There's something awfully wrong when someone spends more on this on their pet...


Ok this is sick.....people actually sleep in these???????????????????????


this is a very good deal guys, the cheapest one costs about 1k at my local funeral homes, and a good looking solid wooden one costs about more than 3k


This isn't about the coffin described in the OP, but this review had me wondering...

I was hesitant prior to purchasing this because frankly it's a little creepy. However, after buying it and using it a few nights I have to say that it is simply FANTASTIC! I have never slept better than the sleep I get in this coffin. When you close the lid at night when you go to sleep the world just disappears. No more noisy neighbors or car alarms to keep you awake at night. Trust me and buy this, you'll sleep like you're dead.

Coffin Review


i can't wait to see what i get in my gold box for the next few days after looking at these.


From Amazon's checkout screen:

We're sorry. This item can't be gift-wrapped. You can enter a free gift note, and we'll print it on the packing slip.


There was no option to use Amazon Prime. In fact, the final checkout screen had a link to the FAQ as to why it's not eligible for Prime.


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clearanceman said: Sanjoelo said: I'm gonna be cremated and you can bury me in an empty can of Blue Diamond Smokehouse Almonds. $3.00 and you get to eat the almonds first.

Not even kidding, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in the woods. Several hundreds dollars total, no casket needed. You can get on the list to be donated to medical science, if they take you, they cremate you at the end, cost $0. Now THAT'S a HOT deal, ha ha free cremation, a HOT deal...

Good to know

I wasn't kidding, either. I never really understood the point of spending so much on a casket or urn. I'm already dead, why would I want to waste money and pollute the ground with wood, metal, and cloth? I've yet to witness a resurrection or see a zombie, so I'm thinking I won't be needing the bod.




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