Is your first mate havin' trubble steerin' ye olde trusty ship into the port o' death? Do the tricycles of your rapscallion younguns get bumped by the bow?

Then ye needs the Genie Universal Laser Parking System for the Garage from woot today! For only 80 bits and 40 more this fine outfit will deliver one system to ye.

The cannon-blasted rumor goin round these here parts is that the system is activated by sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads....err, lasarrrrrrrs.

Features:

* Laser guided parking system which automatically activates when your garage door opens
* Removes the guesswork about when you need to stop your vehicle in your garage
* When you pull your car in the garage, you can line up the laser to a target on your car
* Includes 2 laser pointers for a 2 car garage
* Laser swivels 360 degrees so that you can mount the laser almost anywhere with a line of sight to your parking spot
* Heavy duty sticker allows you to mount the laser to the wall or ceiling without having to drill holes
* Each laser also has a mounting hole so you can screw it in a wall or ceiling to securely position the laser
* Easy to install, does not require any hard wiring
* Works with any garage door opening system

Although a repost, Butcherboy did not talk like a pirate.