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posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 8:47p

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The perfect gag gift for college students everywhere First Timer's Kit offers a comprehensive sexual education courtesy of semi-credible medical expert Dr. Eric Ryland Horner. Contents include:
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ï Dr. Horner's comprehensive textbook How to Lose Your Virginity in 96 Pages
ï 10 Sexual Position Study Cards (ranked by difficulty from beginner to advanced to Cirque du Soleil)
ï 10 Heroes of Intercourse Trading Cards (includes the extremely rare Dr. Ruth Westheimer card)
ï Certificate of Copulation (suitable for framing)
ï And more!

Full of hilarious anatomical diagrams ridiculous advice and tips for surviving the morning after the First Timer's Kit encourages readers to stop masturbatingóand start living

 

thanks UKOK
posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 8:47p

posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 9:29p

Nerds unite!!!
posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 9:45p

99.9% OF THE PEOPLE CHECKING THIS THREAD ARE interested in Complete Guide to Losing Your Virginity!


posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 10:06p

Wow. Over 500 views in a little over an hour.
posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 10:07p

Wait a minute. OP - you got this info from someone whose nickname is UKOK?????
posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 10:28p

Is it inflatable?
posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 10:39p

FreeAfterRebate said: Is it inflatable?

in what flavor ?!


posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 11:09p

Is it refurbished?
posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 11:21p

You know what that "I" with an umlaut looks like.... hehehe
posted: Oct. 31, 2009 @ 11:28p

WTH
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 1:17a

buy one for my kid?
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 1:49a

funny thing is i actually encountered a virgin today...hmm i should get her this book
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 2:10a

shaokang said: funny thing is i actually encountered a virgin today...hmm i should get her this book
I'd suggest getting her a drink instead.
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 4:53a

In for 4 w/free shipping. WOOT!
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 5:29a

Should I save a few bucks and get a used one of these kits on eBay?
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 6:06a

Ah yes, I remember when I lost my virginity...It was scary! It was dark, and I was all alone....
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 10:15a

schop said: In for 4 w/free shipping. WOOT!

you want to lose it 4 times in a row? hmmm, maybe if you do it fast enough, it counts...
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 11:34a

No condoms?

They should at least include a couple to practice with. Virgins might be too embarrassed to use the trojan coupon at WalMart.
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 1:35p

96 pages! -- I thought all you need is a FW t-shirt and a good haircut...
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 2:43p

"7 used" from $5.60!
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 3:29p

the perfect stimulus package
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 4:10p

I'm IN


posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 4:36p

AcidSpectrum said: I'm IN

no you're not.
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 5:45p

AcidSpectrum said: I'm IN
On the VIRG but not IN
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 7:49p

Hilarious!
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 8:27p

Awesome.. my white elephant christmas gift! Thanks OP
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 8:47p

Got this kit last Christmas when it was on sale for $1.99 and to my disappointment it does not work. It scares me that I might die a virgin although I am only 42. The only thing that kept me from returning it was the Dr. Ruth Westheimer card, she is just too hot to let go.
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 9:13p

VirginiaDC said: Ah yes, I remember when I lost my virginity...It was scary! It was dark, and I was all alone....

Strange .. lost virginity alone !!! I wonder how it could be ..
posted: Nov. 1, 2009 @ 11:11p

There is an "Add to Baby Registry" option... a little late, perhaps
posted: Nov. 2, 2009 @ 12:54a

lol? trading cards? should stick a few in the deck next time on texas hold 'em night.
posted: Nov. 2, 2009 @ 9:32a

"Moderator Comment: This thread has been placed under moderation to keep its integrity from being irreparably breached" LOL
posted: Nov. 2, 2009 @ 10:41a

TXhippiechick said: "Moderator Comment: This thread has been placed under moderation to keep its integrity from being irreparably breached" LOL

With regards to the moderator's comment:
It is close to impossible to keep one's integrity after being irreparably breached following use of this kit.
posted: Nov. 2, 2009 @ 10:48a

Does this kit include an "I'm Sorry" Hallmark card for afterwards?
posted: Nov. 2, 2009 @ 1:41p

I'm 49 and my kid says I need one.
posted: Nov. 2, 2009 @ 2:03p

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posted: Nov. 2, 2009 @ 2:48p

Is the list of the folks who gave this green a little more telling than usual?
posted: Nov. 2, 2009 @ 3:12p

Thinking of getting one to learn how to lose mine again because my kids are too small. LOL.




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