Thanksgiving Centerpiece, Mums and Pitcher with Free Overnight Shipping! $29.99 at Tanga

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$29.99 with free overnight shipping.

Description from Tanga site:

Please note: This centerpiece will ship out on Tuesday November 24th with FREE overnight shipping and will arrive on Wednesday November 25th!

Let me guess? You forgot your mother’s birthday? You forgot to send grandma a nice little gift last mother’s day? You didn’t buy your wife anything for her anniversary because it was so close to groundhogs day and you already bought her a nice new indoor/outdoor vacuum set to help her clean the garage?

It’s true, this happens to way too many guys and it gets you in the doghouse with those who you love the most.

Tanga is here to help! It’s time to show the softer side of your soul – feel that inner child and let loose some honest to goodness femininity. Buy this beautiful Thanksgiving pitcher filled with incredible fall-colored mums and Tanga will deliver it with FREE overnight shipping to the person of your choice on Wednesday, right before Thanksgiving.

Think of the smiles on grandma’s face as she opens this package and has a beautiful bouquet to place on her table on Thanksgiving day. All the while she’s thinking of you. Then, think about the same smile on your face as she rewrites you in her will.

Make up for that rifle you bought your wife last mother’s day and show her that you really do care! You might even get a little lucky, if you know what I mean…

After the flowers are gone and the memories of your good deed has started to fade, your recipient will always have that beautiful fall-colored pitcher to remember you by.

Order now! In fact, if you have more than one person you want to send this to, place more than one order up to as many as you wish but less than 1 million.

an amazing lack of real information on this ... size of pitcher? what's the pitcher made of? how big are the mums?

I've seen, and bought, a pot of mums that look like these for $1.99 at Marc's.

It's too bad the copywriters at Tanga don't supply more information and less of their attempt at humor.

A plastic pitcher and "scented" flowers is not exactly going to impress too many.

This was on the description page:

Please note: This centerpiece will ship out on Tuesday November 24th with FREE overnight shipping and will arrive on Wednesday November 25th! This is a nice ceramic pitcher with mums that are 14” to 16” tall. The width of the pitcher is 6”.