Make Your Wallet Fat Again. Reusable Retail Therapy - Electronic Paper Box Opener 4.99 + S&H

Hopefully this will create the drought my wallet needs from receiving exciting new packages every day in the mail.

Riip

Rip into some fun

You are bored at work, when suddenly a package arrives. Not knowing what's inside, your mind makes all sorts of guesses: a present, a letter of promotion, some candy urine - anything could be waiting for you. You grab the paper tab and rip it back, opening the package and revealing: your name badge for a stupid conference your boss is making you attend. Sigh. But remember the unequalled excitement right as you were tearing that easy open strip back, right when anything in the world could have been waiting for you? Well that's the excitement you get to relive over and over with the Electronic Paper Box Opener Keychain!

Straight from the same geniuses who brought you the Popping Edamame and Electronic Bubble Wrap Keychains (see below), the Electronic Paper Box Opener Keychain features that same weird sort of addictive fun. And just like the Bubble Wrap Keychain, you are rewarded the more you play. Sure each time you rip back the strip, you'll delight in a paper tearing sound, but every so often you'll hear a jackpot noise and be further rewarded with a random (and boy do we mean random: from a fart to a kitten meow to things we just can't mention) noise. With the Electronic Paper Box Opener Keychain, you just get the joy of anticipation without the let down of what's really in the package. Riiiiiiiiip!

Electronic Paper Box Opener Keychain

* Relive the joy of opening a package over and over and over again.
* At random intervals, you'll be rewarded with a bonus sound.
* Random color selection.
* Batteries: 2 x LR41 button batteries (included)
* Dimensions: 2.375" x 1.125" x 0.875"