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Buy today and get it just in time for X-mas

Dont run out for a long time
Very positive reviews.

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Moderator Comment: This thread had been placed under moderation to keep thread on topic. Dec/04/2011 8:09 AM

hhmm.. but... (more)

RegUSPatOff (Dec. 05, 2011 @ 8:39p) |

Doesn't that make this pointless?

StevenColorado (Dec. 05, 2011 @ 9:34p) |

I say repackage it and sell it via a "members only" club to executives as Hair Gel or moisturizer

FrugalFreak (Dec. 05, 2011 @ 9:58p) |

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Damn - I'm 66 - not sure if I should order one or two!

It would kill me.....but WHAT a way to GO!!!

My Mrs said for it to kill me I'd have to drown in it...hmmmpffff!

Do you dip your whole body in it?

ETA: Says you can use it for wrestling matches.

They do say that you get what you pay for...


Best review ever...
As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube.

Shipping kills it.

Paid full price for this last month. 40% off is hot.

wizardknight said:   They do say that you get what you pay for...


Best review ever...
As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube.


How did this help the Elephant population? Wouldn't they just keep slipping off?

In for... #2.

credit to Wads

I thought the quote would - ahem - fit here.

i'm thinking that a pair of these 55 gallon drums would make the greatest end-tables ever devised, no?

Only if they covered them in it. :0

It's not worth almost $1500.00

"Note: Includes pump"

Good to know.

spiritraveller said:   "Note: Includes pump"

Good to know.


Is that pump of the Swedish pen*s variety? We should let Austin Powers know...

Almost as good: customers viewing this product also like:

Mountain Three Wolf Short Sleeve tee

Congress Supercommittee should have gotten this, maybe they could have gotten something done.

Shipping is $21. No free shipping on Amazon Prime.

This sounds more like something for Slickdeals.

OK, now how the heck do I get that out of my Amazon product browsing history!? On the positive side, you should see the suggested products I'm getting now!

in for a pellet of these. green!

Based on the only negative review, this isn't safe for cats to swim in. That's a deal breaker for me.

And I was looking forward to get in on that "cat lube wrestling league". Oh Well

55 gallons !
that's more than I could use in a week !

freddyfoster said:   Based on the only negative review, this isn't safe for cats to swim in.
from that (1) negative review:
"There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float ..."

By my calculations, which might be wrong, this is about 90% cheaper than getting 5 oz bottles of astroglide.

Ebayers might see some profit potential here.

Damn...bought last week for full price. Wonder what the return policy is?

Electronifan said:   The fact that this thread has so many green's says how stupid people are... none of you are actually gonna buy this and you know it. Stop acting like children.


This one didn't get the joke LOL

1. Buy this
2. get a gazillion little hotel shampoo bottles and a label maker
3. open up shop near seedy red light district
4. profit

Oh the humanity

longwood8 said:   1. Buy this
2. get a gazillion little hotel shampoo bottles and a label maker
3. open up shop near seedy red light district
4. profit


The only thing preventing the establishment of a red light district in your neighborhood is discreet access to lube?

Electronifan said:   The fact that this thread has so many green's says how stupid people are... none of you are actually gonna buy this and you know it. Stop acting like children.

Karma reestablished, apparently your post balanced the greens nicely!

How soon can they ship? I need it before more of my bosses arrive to talk to me about TPS reports and the recession.

They kept promising me something like this, but kept saying that the pump was extra and coming out of my pay.

A little over a decade ago, I bought my 55 gallon drum of lube. I never thought I'd use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I've had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you'd think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades.

This one has to be the best...

I knew getting back in the "dating game" would be a challenge after being out of it for over 5 years. When I was released from Joliet, I had to learn all the new things "the dating crowd" was trying. I knew about scented candles and Luther Vandross CDs, and sure was glad to hear people still use them. But I had no idea that "lube" was so popular with the "romantics" out there. All it took was one stroll through the Walgreens personal hygiene aisle to prove I had to learn a new thing. "Where to start?", I wondered. I wanted something simple. However, all I saw in the stores were lubricants that were flavored with cinnamon and paprika, or designed to somehow "heat" your private parts. No way, Jose! (I experienced the "heat" thing personally once after an adventurous incident with a toaster. I'll stick with "room temperature" from now on, thank you very much.) Luckily, I found a plain, old-fashioned lubricant that would not make me smell like a dessert topping. And it came in this HUGE tub! No more awkward late-night Walgreens runs for me, once I could get my hands on this lubricant bin. Now, I admit the price tag was kinda hefty. But after selling the ol' Pontiac Sunfire and borrowing some cash from Aunt Gladys, I was "ready to place my order." The product only took a week to arrive, and got to my apartment just in time for my first real "date" since the gas station incident. You can bet I was nervous for this one. When I got off the bus to meet Carla in front of the Chili's, I just about had a heart attack! The only thing keeping me calm was knowing that I could not possibly run out of lube that night. I gave Carla a reassuring nod and smile, as if to say "Don't worry, Carla, I have plenty of lubricant for later." The dinner was great, and after knocking back a couple Mojo Mango Margaritas, we were ready to head back to my apartment. I winked and told Carla, "Let's SLIP on out of here," to see if she understood the lubricant Lingo. I think she did. Throughout the bus ride back, I grinned and hummed Luther Vandross tunes to set the mood. When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine. After we got comfortable, I asked Carla if she could help me with the lube. She looked at me weird, and I couldn't tell if it was because she thought it was "too soon" or because I was pushing a mechanical lift to get the drum barrel out of the storage closet. So I "took the initiative", as women like men to do, and rolled the barrel out into the living room. "Ready to tap the keg?" I joked, and by "keg" I meant "55-gallon barrel of personal lubricant." She looked at me all shocked, and said "That's it, I'm out of here!" I asked why, since she didn't need to run to Walgreens for more lubricant - there was plenty right here. But she didn't answer, and got up to leave anyway. Then, as Carla was about to pass me and the barrel, she tripped on my dog Poochie and fell right into the lube barrel! The force of the impact downed the barrel and knocked its lid off, sending 55 gallons of water-based lubricant across my faux-hardwood floors. Carla was completely drenched, and her momentum slid her to the front door - which she somehow managed to pry open with a pair of oven mitts. The last thing I knew, "No-Fun Carla" was screaming profanities and sliding down three flights of steps. I didn't pay much attention because I was too busy trying to salvage the lube. I managed to get about half of it back into the barrel - the other half probably seeped into Mrs. Pulaski's unit below me. I never bothered to ask if she appreciated the free gift of lubricant. Anyway, despite my "user error", I was quite pleased with the product. These days it's hard to find 55 gallons of scent-free water-based lubricant, and you can find it right here at a discount rate! I had to give it only "4 Stars" because it didn't come with a lifting apparatus. I had to buy my own mechanical lift separately to haul the bin to my future "dates". So if you're ready for fun, "slide" on down to a high quality product at a bargain price!

dupe

I'm going to wait for the BOGO

I like this kind better Doesn't flow off immediately is great for Slicers, Ovens, Freezers, Saws, etc.

In for one. Anybody wants 1/2 of it?

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Wizard83 said:   Dam longwood you stole my idea. A true fatwalleter... I salute you.

My wife came up with an alternate use. Say you just robbed a bank or something. Mount this on the back of your pickup with a remote control valve and when the cops get close. Just give them some slide....

Cheers


longwood8 said:   1. Buy this
2. get a gazillion little hotel shampoo bottles and a label maker
3. open up shop near seedy red light district
4. profit


I say repackage it and sell it via a "members only" club to executives as Hair Gel or moisturizer



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