What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
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VBMcGB (Staff)
Replacement Moderator
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 9:57a
Three mods walk into a bar.... Oh, wait, I think I'm about to violate all 3 criteria. Nm.
KayK
Harlem Shake
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 10:05a
VBMcGB said: Three mods walk into a bar.... Oh, wait, I think I'm about to violate all 3 criteria. Nm. Three mods walk into a bar. First one says : "I'm a Christian. Christianity is the best religion on earth. Go Republicans!". Second one says : "I'm a Muslim. Islam is the best religion on earth. Go Democrats!". Third one says : "Well.. In before the lock."
MadAnthony
Guinea Pig
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 10:07a
A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "hey, we've got a drink named after you".
The grasshopper says "you've got a drink named Irving?"
BMWLVR82 (Staff)
Hopelessly Helpless
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 10:48a
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
KayK
Harlem Shake
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 10:50a
What did one male millipede say to another when a female millipede walked by?
"What a lovely pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs...."
kamalktk
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 10:56a
chester215 said: My 3yr old's current favorite.
What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
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what do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the pool?
bob
soundtechie
Pickle King
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 11:01a
What you you call a blind fawn?
No idea.
Would do you call a blind fawn with no legs?
Still no idea.
sublimosa
Title Beggar~
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 11:58a
what do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves? Russell (I thought we weren't allowed to do this kind of joke here anymore)
soundtechie
Pickle King
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 12:16p
sublimosa said: what do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves? Russell (I thought we weren't allowed to do this kind of joke here anymore)
yeah, this isn't the "bad jokes" thread, this is the "corny jokes" thread.
Also: my three year old's favorite joke that she actually came up with is as follows:
"Dashing through the SNEW!"
that's the whole joke. she finds mispronouncing the world "snow" hilarious. Every time she tells this joke (which is a lot, believe me), I can't help thinking that you could convert it into a perfectly good joke:
"Dashing through the SNEW!" "snew?! What's snew?" "Nothing, what's new with you?"
HumDoHamaraDo
Happy Member
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 12:22p
What happened to the Frog that was parked illegally?
sublimosa said: what do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves? Russell (I thought we weren't allowed to do this kind of joke here anymore)i didn't get the memo
yeah, this isn't the "bad jokes" thread, this is the "corny jokes" thread. incidentally this is the kind of joke we used to tell in grade school
webferret
In the wrong thread.
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 12:38p
A bear walks into a bar. Bartender asks, " What'll ya have?" Bear replies, "Brandy.................................................and coke." Bartender asks, "What's up with the big pause?" Bear replies, "I dunno. They've always been that big."
NukeMedDude
Nuke M'Dude
posted: Apr. 3, 2012 @ 12:39p
BMWLVR82 said: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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