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vacation approved.
Tickets are $18xx from EWR, $15xx from JFK. I jate JFK. Ugh.


uh nervous


por que?



Why? (22.43kB)
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sublimosa said:   por que?

Porky?


(pic hint for Limo: Porky Pig)


Dear coworker 15 feet away,
DONT TAKE CALLS ON SPEAKERPHONE IF YOU'RE NOT IN A ROOM DAMNIT
Thanks,
Fellow coworker



boobs (4.05kB)
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grapegrl said:   sublimosa said:   por que?

Porky?




(pic hint for Limo: Porky Pig)
perky?


[pic hit for limo : perky boobs]


grapegrl said:   sublimosa said:   por que?

Porky?




(pic hint for Limo: Porky Pig)

dammit, you're not supposed to post those pics I PM you, grapey! I hope I'm at least wearing pants in that one instead of my usual bare assedness


packratmarty said:   I had a neighbor come over in tears holding one off those publishers clearing house mailers thinking she had won. She wanted to use my phone to call family and friends and let them know. It was so sad.

That is sad. One of my mentally ill clients (back in the day when I was a mental health counselor, not now ) was absolutely sure that he won and couldn't be convinced otherwise. He acted like I was the one who was ignorant when I tried to explain it to him. @@ I suspect he is currently forwarding spam e-mails to everyone he knows.


sublimosa said:   grapegrl said:   sublimosa said:   por que?

Porky?




(pic hint for Limo: Porky Pig)

dammit, you're not supposed to post those pics I PM you, grapey! I hope I'm at least wearing pants in that one instead of my usual bare assedness

Oops...

And yes, your curly little tail is in full view.


/me sends PM request to grapegrl about said pics


I've had my tail straightened since those pics, hope that doesn't change your mind...


straightened...

too easy


i'm pretty sure i saw sonny bono walk by my cube earlier.

(this is not related to my last post)


so, you see dead people?


not...like...romantically


like, not licking their zombie face?


licking a zombie's face increases the odds of you becoming a zombie as well


I think I'll watch Contagion today after I come back from gym.


Updated my resume today. First time in over 5 years.


wow, you really don't like meetings


i don't wanna go to work.

really not liking job "b"


booya


morecowbell said:   wow, you really don't like meetingsJust applied to three jobs


I shared my Dior Addict to Life with Tigger. I put a tiny bit on the back of her neck. I think she smells yummy, but she doesn't like it. She keeps sniffing the air and washing her back.


moonbeam said:   I shared my Dior Addict to Life with Tigger. I put a tiny bit on the back of her neck. I think she smells yummy, but she doesn't like it. She keeps sniffing the air and washing her back. I have notified SPCA and they will come to your apartment and take poor tigger away!

Feel like crap today for some reason..


packratmarty said:   HorB said:   In other news, my dog sitter just posted on Facebook that JetBlue is giving away two free tickets to all Facebook subscribers and she hopes hers come soon. She is serious.

I had a neighbor come over in tears holding one off those publishers clearing house mailers thinking she had won. She wanted to use my phone to call family and friends and let them know. It was so sad.

I remember a long time ago, before the internets, someone did a huge expose' on PCH and found dumpsters full of entries from people who didn't buy magazines. So, apparently, a purchase IS neccessary. They got in huge trouble with the Feds over it.


formattc said:   packratmarty said:   HorB said:   In other news, my dog sitter just posted on Facebook that JetBlue is giving away two free tickets to all Facebook subscribers and she hopes hers come soon. She is serious.

I had a neighbor come over in tears holding one off those publishers clearing house mailers thinking she had won. She wanted to use my phone to call family and friends and let them know. It was so sad.

I remember a long time ago, before the internets, someone did a huge expose' on PCH and found dumpsters full of entries from people who didn't buy magazines. So, apparently, a purchase IS neccessary. They got in huge trouble with the Feds over it.
that was back when people used to put a stamp on something and mail it.

that was also when stuff like that couldn't merely be deleted


Today, it's Take Your Child To Work Day here

Lil brats around everywhere. I'll give my Mario + Luigi bobbleheads to one of them if anyone comments on them.


KayK said:   Today, it's Take Your Child To Work Day here

Lil brats around everywhere. I'll give my Mario + Luigi bobbleheads to one of them if anyone comments on them.

I hate when they do that. It's so disruptive.


I'm going to a conference tomorrow. They just emailed out a map. It's a PDF of a scan of a google maps printout with the location circled in pen. Also, it was scanned in upside down.

Did I mention that this is a technology-related conference?


MadAnthony said:   I'm going to a conference tomorrow. They just emailed out a map. It's a PDF of a scan of a google maps printout with the location circled in pen. Also, it was scanned in upside down.

Did I mention that this is a technology-related conference?

You didn't say it's a technology-literate conference.


MadAnthony said:   I'm going to a conference tomorrow. They just emailed out a map. It's a PDF of a scan of a google maps printout with the location circled in pen. Also, it was scanned in upside down.

Did I mention that this is a technology-related conference?
you should reply them "suoýʇɔǝɹýp ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sʞuɐɥʇ"


Feels like a Friday.. but it isnt.
Boss is OOO tomorrow!
I need to buy prescription sunglasses before my trip next month. Zenni Opticals, I'm looking at you.


KayK said:   Feels like a Friday.. but it isnt.
Boss is OOO tomorrow!
I need to buy prescription sunglasses before my trip next month. Zenni Opticals, I'm looking at you.


...I can't see you, but I'm looking anyway!


soundtechie said:   KayK said:   Feels like a Friday.. but it isnt.
Boss is OOO tomorrow!
I need to buy prescription sunglasses before my trip next month. Zenni Opticals, I'm looking at you.



...I can't see you, but I'm looking anyway!
squint your eyes! narrow your vision!
Either that, or go get your eyes checked with an optometrist.


i haven't seen a Fandang0 deal from Gr0upon, livingsocial, etc in a while


long day filled with annnooooyyyying people
glad to be home
can't wait til I have something smaller than a laptop to lug around for being able to escape to the internets when the real world won't go away!


Are you happy to see me, or are you getting a snake massage?


no job offer


I missed out on this killer myHabit deal on a "personal peppermill with pouch".

I don't know why anyone needs a personal peppermill, except that i guess you could take it with you to a fancy restaurant, and when the waiter pulls out that giant peppermill and asks if you want fresh ground pepper you could pull this out of it's handy pouch and be all like "no thanks, I've got my own".




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