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MadAnthony said:   KayK said:   I'm not a fan of women's tennis either.

I'm a fan of leggy Russian chicks in short skirts.
Well.. yes. But then again.. I'm not watching tennis when I'm watching that.


yup, I know what the remembered line is from, just not the line that was in my head upon hearing the wretched alarm


where's mds?


dunno, but I am planning to paint my toenails today


MadAnthony said:   KayK said:   I'm not a fan of women's tennis either.

I'm a fan of leggy Russian chicks in short skirts.

You take Anna. I'll take Enrique


you take the high road and i'll take the low road and i'll be in scotland before ye


morecowbell said:   you take the high road and i'll take the low road and i'll be in scotland before ye

Scotland? Can I go, too?


moonbeam said:   morecowbell said:   you take the high road and i'll take the low road and i'll be in scotland before ye

Scotland? Can I go, too?
i do hear the UK is pretty nice and laid back. i doubt i'll make it in the next 3 yrs


Puerto Rico in 10 days!
This time on the 19th I'll be halfway between NYC and San Juan.


morecowbell said:   moonbeam said:   morecowbell said:   you take the high road and i'll take the low road and i'll be in scotland before ye

Scotland? Can I go, too?
i do hear the UK is pretty nice and laid back. i doubt i'll make it in the next 3 yrs

I want to go to Scotland to visit my "relatives."


I want to go to Scotland so I can meet Hamish MacBeth and DI John Rebus.
Actually, have wanted to go for years-sounds like a lovely place.


the hotel california is a lovely place


morecowbell said:   the hotel california is a lovely place

but you can never leave


any time of year


i used to sing it "welcome to the hotel (del) coronado"

on second thought, maybe that's a regional thing


I just spend the past 1.5 hours on wikipedia reading this article and some links off of that page.


morecowbell said:   i used to sing it "welcome to the hotel (del) coronado"

on second thought, maybe that's a regional thing

Is there not a more beautiful thing than sitting on the beach in San Diego in 75 degree weather all the time?


NukeMedDude said:   morecowbell said:   i used to sing it "welcome to the hotel (del) coronado"

on second thought, maybe that's a regional thing


Is there not a more beautiful thing than sitting on the beach in San Diego in 75 degree weather all the time?
i can sit on the beach anywhere in those conditions

unfortunately where i am now the closest beach is like an hour away and it's cold half the time


I ordered the damn gallbladder ultrasound. dammit. I do NOT want this to really be gb. I want it to be viral. Then, at least, it will go away.

right?


whatever you say, dear...
I hope it is whatever is least dangerous to you

btw, had chills off and on all day long
can this be a sign of stress?


webferret said:   I ordered the damn gallbladder ultrasound. dammit. I do NOT want this to really be gb. I want it to be viral. Then, at least, it will go away.

right?

It's always the GB. 4F's of the gallbladder applicable in your situation?!?


NukeMedDude said:   webferret said:   I ordered the damn gallbladder ultrasound. dammit. I do NOT want this to really be gb. I want it to be viral. Then, at least, it will go away.

right?


It's always the GB. 4F's of the gallbladder applicable in your situation?!?

maaaaaybeeee. I can still keep thinking it's viral though. right?

I scheduled the usd, and the scheduler asked if I wanted to follow with a HIDA, just in case the usd was neg. Nope. If there aren't stones, I don't give a dinosaur fart what my ef is.


webferret said:   NukeMedDude said:   webferret said:   I ordered the damn gallbladder ultrasound. dammit. I do NOT want this to really be gb. I want it to be viral. Then, at least, it will go away.

right?


It's always the GB. 4F's of the gallbladder applicable in your situation?!?


maaaaaybeeee. I can still keep thinking it's viral though. right?

I scheduled the usd, and the scheduler asked if I wanted to follow with a HIDA, just in case the usd was neg. Nope. If there aren't stones, I don't give a dinosaur fart what my ef is.

Just do the poor man's GB test. Get two pints of milk, one skim and one whole. Drink the skim first. Wait 30 mins, if nothing, drink the whole one. If you feel symptoms, it's your GB!


NukeMedDude said:   
Just do the poor man's GB test. Get two pints of milk, one skim and one whole. Drink the skim first. Wait 30 mins, if nothing, drink the whole one. If you feel symptoms, it's your GB!

Yeah...well...milk has been absent from my diet for a while now. Even 2%. Because, yes, dammit, it causes issues. I've been trying to control symptoms with diet, and it's mostly worked. But this last go-around has been horrible. I couldn't even say what triggered it. It was like it came out of no where, and BOOM, I was puking up toenails. It would subside, I'd be fine for a while...maybe even 12 hours. Then it would hit again.

Last night was the first time I have actually had significant RUQ pain though. Normally, I just deal with the nausea and bloating and go on, but last night doubled me over. So I just want to make sure I don't have something more serious going on. See if it's ripe yet. I'm afraid to just go ahead and start cipro because we've had a run on colitis lately. Choosing between a possible lapcholey or open sigmoid colectomy, I'm opting for the lapcholey...lol.


Get a wooden spoon from kitchen and stick it under your right ribcage and check for a positive Murphy's sign!


NukeMedDude said:   Get a wooden spoon from kitchen and stick it under your right ribcage and check for a positive Murphy's sign!

you crack me up.


That's old school Army medicine right there!


It just occurred to me that there's no "offtopic" section in the main forum page - it shows the trending threads in hot deals, deal discussion, travel, free stuff... but no OT. That should be fixed.

Official announcement: I will not attempt to create RT 82.


Starbuck can swim in the pool with no lifevest LOL! He has been swimming three times now in daycare! For a weekly treat, we drop him off at daycare while we are at work so he can have doggy playtime!
Tomorrow we drop him off for three days so I can go on another job interview! Wish me luck!!


Spring semester is over.... phhhhheeeeeew. Now I can catch my breath for a few weeks before summer semester starts.

.... y'know, I'm not used to not having Something Urgent You Must Do Right Now!!!! And it's kinda ...quiet.


formattc said:   Did my first celebrity return today, but this person is more infamous than famous. Unfortunately, I can not tell you who it is, even privately.

HA I knew it, Elvis is still alive.


Co-worker chatting with me about our boss : "everyday i pray today is not the day i go off on her"


KayK said:   Co-worker chatting with me about our boss : "everyday i pray today is not the day i go off on her""go off" on her? why, is she hot?


morecowbell said:   KayK said:   Co-worker chatting with me about our boss : "everyday i pray today is not the day i go off on her""go off" on her? why, is she hot?No. Not even by low MILF standards.
Imagine a droopy faced half puerto rican half italian mother of two high school kids.


oh, THAT kind of "go off" on her


"go-off" and get fired


unexpectantly have the weekend off as we will have no patients for the first time in the unit's history... Hopefully will not have to replace job 'a'.. I like that gig


job 'a' the hutt?


if i had a chance, i'd ask-a-one to dance


i have two stacks of leisure magazines in my office and i forgot to bring 2 magazines to go with me when I fly
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