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... is not a small green wafer. It's a pill

I wonder if this is a hoax, it's so hard to believe. Anyone know?


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What is this I don't even...?

/ after having lived in S. Korea for a couple years, I can tell you that when they say it's to "enhance stamina", they mean stamina in bed.


The San Francisco Times reported that tests carried out on the pills confirmed they were made up of 99.7 per cent human remains.

Sounds like an Ivory slogan, only twisted.


Normally I would be making mike meyers "baby, the other white meat" type-jokes. But this is actual cannabalism, so I'll say that both the people selling and the people buying should be executed.


soylent green om nom nom


the human flesh capsules contain super-bacteria and other harmful ingredients

Pills made of rotting corpses contain bacteria and aren't healthy? Who would have guessed... @@


moonbeam said:   the human flesh capsules contain super-bacteria and other harmful ingredients

Pills made of rotting corpses contain bacteria and aren't healthy? Who would have guessed... @@

The point, I think, is that there are mad-cow type prions out there that we never see unless a human eats the flesh of another human.


i guess i'm in trouble

wait - what do you mean by "eat"?


The version in the jar evidently doesn't live up to expectations...

 


pic hint for Limo: picture of a super-cute Scottish fold kitten with baby food on its face and a jar of baby food in the background LOLcaption reads "that baby foods not taste nothing like baby"


morecowbell said:   i guess i'm in trouble

wait - what do you mean by "eat"?

Wait - what are you doing with rotting corpses?


moonbeam said:   morecowbell said:   i guess i'm in trouble

wait - what do you mean by "eat"?


Wait - what are you doing with rotting corpses?
i was just going by soundtechie's statement about "eating another human"


morecowbell said:   moonbeam said:   morecowbell said:   i guess i'm in trouble

wait - what do you mean by "eat"?


Wait - what are you doing with rotting corpses?
i was just going by soundtechie's statement about "eating another human"


You're fine as long as you don't lick her prions.


soundtechie said:   morecowbell said:   moonbeam said:   morecowbell said:   i guess i'm in trouble

wait - what do you mean by "eat"?


Wait - what are you doing with rotting corpses?
i was just going by soundtechie's statement about "eating another human"



You're fine as long as you don't lick her prions.

Just lick? How about rolling them around and spitting them out. Guess that's a no-no too.


Trouble/Lindsey Buckingham


soundtechie said:   moonbeam said:   the human flesh capsules contain super-bacteria and other harmful ingredients

Pills made of rotting corpses contain bacteria and aren't healthy? Who would have guessed... @@


The point, I think, is that there are mad-cow type prions out there that we never see unless a human eats the flesh of another human.

Add in melamine, arsenic, lead, mercury, Jin Bu Huan (which contains levo-tetrahydropalmatine), aconitum alkaloids, and a host of dangerous compounds that have wound up in various items from china like baby formula, toothpaste, herbal supplements, additives used in animal feed, pet food, baked goods, etc. "Harmful ingredients" could be any of the above, or something entirely different, that is just as poisonous. bleh.

ETA: No mention on Snopes, but if it is a hoax, they are often the first to point it out.




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