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Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/article/Half-naked-woman-in-...

A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night outside a lower Queen Anne bar, police said.

The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m., when the woman began stripping off her clothes inside the bar and sticking hot pink duct tape on her upper body, said Seattle police spokeswoman Renee Witt.


yeah....no pics

someone was partying a little too hard....


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8PM? I don't get naked and start attacking cops until at least 10 o'clock.


MadAnthony said:   8PM? I don't get naked and start attacking cops until at least 10 o'clock.you attack cops? i always wondered what you meant by "ham fest"


I've read the title 5 times and I still haven't made it to the part about the cops. what happens to them?


soundtechie said:   I've read the title 5 times and I still haven't made it to the part about the cops. what happens to them?
they got turned on


pics or it didn't happen


"Officers found her and brought her outside, putting her in handcuffs. But as officers tried to place her inside the patrol car, she suddenly "freaked out," Witt said.

She began kicking at the legs and head of one officer. As police tried to pull her back inside the patrol car she suddenly did an over-the-head back flip and tumbled out the other side of the car.

Once outside the patrol car, officers tried to get her under control. She kicked one officer in the head, causing a slight concussion.
Another officer was kicked in the hand, which severed the tendon in his right pinkie finger.
The third officer was kicked in the jaw, causing swelling and slight dislocation, Witt said.

All three officers and the suspect were taken to Harborview Medical Center.
At the hospital, the suspect again went out of control and had to be given medication that eventually knocked her unconscious."


If a security camera caught her, it will be all over the news tomorrow.


Yikes - if I had to peel off duct tape from certain half-naked body parts, I would probably do an over-the-head back flip.


Normally they get obscure and do without pics to hide the race........


BitemeIamtoxic said:   Normally they get obscure and do without pics to hide the race........

I didn't see any code words, figured she was probably white. My understanding is that the pacific northwest is still pretty white.


scrouds said:   BitemeIamtoxic said:   Normally they get obscure and do without pics to hide the race........

I didn't see any code words, figured she was probably white. My understanding is that the pacific northwest is still pretty white.

Hi, I'm your local friendly pacific northwesterner.......I'm pretty white, as is everyone else


I have a craving for kfc after reading that


BitemeIamtoxic said:   Normally they get obscure and do without pics to hide the race........Or, more likely, in the interest of public safety. Pictures of some folks -- especially some of the folks who tend to abuse themselves enough to cause this kind of behavior -- might spawn a wave of people gouging their eyes out if seen.


Perhaps she isn't entirely to blame, maybe she was working on the remainder of the duct prom dress when she was apprehended.

She was clearly stuck at the po po station instead of the prom, geez why can't peoople just leave the creative types be.

stuck

EDITED TO ADD: I am only kidding, it was her decision, no one else, disclaimer end.


NukeMedDude said:   
Hi, I'm your local friendly pacific northwesterner.......I'm pretty white, as is everyone else

what color of duct tape are you wearing, cutie?
And more importantly, where are you wearing it?
/waggles eyebrows


Am I the only one thinking of Leeloo from The Fifth Element?


StevenColorado said:   Am I the only one thinking of Leeloo from The Fifth Element?Well, I *wasn't*.....



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quats said:   StevenColorado said:   Am I the only one thinking of Leeloo from The Fifth Element?Well, I *wasn't*.....
It's not the weirdest thing I've seen....


Drunk ninja?


all sorts of crazy stories out there!


what a pity!




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