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webferret said:    Not sure what worked, or if it was that I was just so exhausted it wouldn't have mattered...but I plan to superstitiously repeat the process tonight.

Well, boooo. Didn't work. But, I only got up once and went back to sleep. In bed at 11:30. Up at 5:45. Gives me oh so much more time to waste on FWOT.


Kandykornhead said:   webferret said:   sublimosa said:   
man, if I had coffee AND watermelon just before bed, I'd be up about eight times to pee!
Glad you got good sleep.


That's what I thought would happen too. But it didn't. Probably I was just exhausted and it wouldn't have mattered what I did. I'm probably lucky I didn't wet the bed.
It's ok WF, it happens all the kids once in a while. We won't hang your sheets out the window so your friends see them on the way home from school. What horror movie was that? Carrie?
That was in a TV movie starring Michael Landon about a famous runner, maybe an Olympian? He'd run home from school each day to pull the sheets down before the kids got home from school to see them.


mapatsfan said:   Kandykornhead said:   webferret said:   sublimosa said:   
man, if I had coffee AND watermelon just before bed, I'd be up about eight times to pee!
Glad you got good sleep.


That's what I thought would happen too. But it didn't. Probably I was just exhausted and it wouldn't have mattered what I did. I'm probably lucky I didn't wet the bed.
It's ok WF, it happens all the kids once in a while. We won't hang your sheets out the window so your friends see them on the way home from school. What horror movie was that? Carrie?
That was in a TV movie starring Michael Landon about a famous runner, maybe an Olympian? He'd run home from school each day to pull the sheets down before the kids got home from school to see them.

Didn't Carrie's mom hang sheets out her window too? Not from wetting the bed though.


mapatsfan said:   Kandykornhead said:   webferret said:   sublimosa said:   
man, if I had coffee AND watermelon just before bed, I'd be up about eight times to pee!
Glad you got good sleep.


That's what I thought would happen too. But it didn't. Probably I was just exhausted and it wouldn't have mattered what I did. I'm probably lucky I didn't wet the bed.
It's ok WF, it happens all the kids once in a while. We won't hang your sheets out the window so your friends see them on the way home from school. What horror movie was that? Carrie?
That was in a TV movie starring Michael Landon about a famous runner, maybe an Olympian? He'd run home from school each day to pull the sheets down before the kids got home from school to see them.

The Loneliest Runner. His character was an Olympic runner.


mapatsfan said:   Kandykornhead said:   webferret said:   sublimosa said:   
man, if I had coffee AND watermelon just before bed, I'd be up about eight times to pee!
Glad you got good sleep.


That's what I thought would happen too. But it didn't. Probably I was just exhausted and it wouldn't have mattered what I did. I'm probably lucky I didn't wet the bed.
It's ok WF, it happens all the kids once in a while. We won't hang your sheets out the window so your friends see them on the way home from school. What horror movie was that? Carrie?
That was in a TV movie starring Michael Landon about a famous runner, maybe an Olympian? He'd run home from school each day to pull the sheets down before the kids got home from school to see them.

"I was a Teenage Bedwetter" ?


Joke

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends.

None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.

Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


Remember those halogen torchiere floor lamps? They had nice light. Crazy dangerous, though. Might as well have been open flame. Reminds me of that episode of The Walton's where grandpa falls asleep in the tub with the bright orange live wire heater blazing. One thing about those torch lamps, I can still remember what instantly BBQ'd moths smell like. This is my random thought for tonight.


I may very well work with the weirdest man on the planet.


should I feel bad that my sister in law bonus weekly is $40 and she gets excited about that, which I am happy she is working; or that I spend >$40 when we go out for both of us and it's mainly for convenience? :\ I wish she can get another job that pays more or one that is full time


some people I am unfortunate enough to have regular contact with act with less common sense than chickens with their heads cut off
it is exhausting


so how now brown cow
supercalifragilistic expialidoceous
bippity boppety boo
cinderElly cinderElly cinderElly!
GusGus!


I got an ad from a mortgage company telling me how much I could save based on my estimated mortgage payment of $2700 a month

I wonder how they came up with that estimate. It's over twice what my actual mortgage payment is. If that was my mortgage payment, I'd have to stop buying luxuries like food.


that's me in the corner


morecowbell said:   that's me in the corner
<--quits job in despair


me=happy


Kandykornhead said:   morecowbell said:   that's me in the corner
<--quits job in despair

I think he was quoting al yankovich's "polka your eyes out"


joyrae said:   me=happythat makes one of us


gradually working my way back to you, babe


I keep working my way back to you, babe
With a burning love inside

Yeah I'm working my way back to you babe
And a happiness that died

I let it get away
Keep paying every day

When you were so in love with me
I played around like I was free
Thought I could have my cake and eat it too
And how I cried over losing you

See I'm down and out And I ain't about to go living my life without youuuuuuuuu


i didn't know you cared


Well you can tell ev'ryone I'm a down disgrace
Drag my name all over the place.

I don't care anymore.

You can tell ev'rybody 'bout the state I'm in
You won't catch me crying 'cos I just can't win.

I don't care anymore I don't care anymore


hey, wait - i've got a new complaint


Nooner!


pen/company ink: good or bad idea?


morecowbell said:   pen/company ink: good or bad idea?What if it's a mom & pop company?



bad wierd (43.94kB)
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BradisBrad said:   I may very well work with the weirdest man on the planet.Good wierd or bad wierd?


Wow! Now the UN is trying to get hold of me to reimburse me for what I lost to Nigerian scammers! I just have to pay a $150 delivery fee....

*delete*

Where do they come up with this stuff? Sheesh. I'd post the whole thing for humor value but it's too long and way too many capital letters.


: got invited out for drinks and dinner after work by a friend of ours
: have to drop in and visit/check on in-laws at their smelly house before we go out

Ugh...I usually feel like I have to decontaminate right after visiting over there and sitting amidst the musty miasma and fending off the "creepy hugger" FIL.


i will be a free bird as of 5pm tomorrow


had a mad crazy day at work today and I kicked butt dealing with all the craziness
YAY! me!
lol, looks like the crazy wore off on me a little, I tried keying alt+s to post this message which didn't work


explain something to me
when you say, "I want to apologize for xyz" aren't you saying you are sorry?
I have this person in my life who often says "I want to apologize for xyz" and I say, "you have nothing to be sorry for" and the reply is, "well I'm not sorry but blah blah blah"
color me confused and slightly frustrated


Coroner's report on the face eater: no bath salts. Text


sublimosa said:   explain something to me
when you say, "I want to apologize for xyz" aren't you saying you are sorry?
I have this person in my life who often says "I want to apologize for xyz" and I say, "you have nothing to be sorry for" and the reply is, "well I'm not sorry but blah blah blah"
color me confused and slightly frustrated
I often say, "I'm sorry" when I mean to express sympathy, not apology (though yes, used for apologies also). Only one person ever seemed to get it confused: my last ex. He finally snipped at me that in HIS area, people said "Isn't that a shame" when they wanted to say something sympathetic.

That being said, "I apologize" does mean apologies to me, not sympathy or anything else. *shrug*


Anti bacteria hand sanitizer recalled due to bacterial contamination. Text

Alanis Morrisette doesn't understand why this is ironic.


kamalktk said:   Coroner's report on the face eater: no bath salts. Text

Yeah, no bath salts, just marijuana. It was a severe case of the munchies, and I called it

Seriously, if there are no drugs that made him act that way, then it follows that he is actually that crazy.


If someone on a dating site lists their profession as "freelance performance", it means they are a stripper, right?


soundtechie said:   kamalktk said:   Coroner's report on the face eater: no bath salts. Text

Yeah, no bath salts, just marijuana. It was a severe case of the munchies, and I called it

Seriously, if there are no drugs that made him act that way, then it follows that he is actually that crazy.

 


OR it was some toxin or drug that doesn't stay in the system for long.
(no way pot made someone violent)


kamalktk said:   Anti bacteria hand sanitizer recalled due to bacterial contamination. Text

Alanis Morrisette doesn't understand why this is ironic.

The affected products are:

— Kleenex Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer (Benzalkonium Chloride, 0.1%), 1,000 ml manual cassette (used in manual dispensers); Drug Identification Number: 02366045; lot number SA1229ANB.

—Kleenex Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer (Benzalkonium Chloride, 0.1%), 1,200 ml E-Cassette (used in electronic dispensers); Drug Identification Number: 02366045; lot number SA1229ANA.

Additional information about the recall can be obtained by calling Kimberly-Clark Professional Corp. toll-free at 1-888-346-4652.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


never heard of kleenex making anything but tissue; must be just in canada.


Corganiacs said:   i will be a free bird as of 5pm tomorrow
and this bird you cannot change


Jet City vacation starting Sunday.




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