What would happen if you drank Drano?

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Let's say one was thirsty and swigged down half a bottle. What would happen to them? How would you be able to spot someone walking down the street who just gulped down a pint of the stuff?

Note: I'm not advocating anyone do this.

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burgerwars said:    How would you be able to spot someone walking down the street who just gulped down a pint of the stuff?

They'd be throwing up blood and dying horribly. Drano is extremely alkaline and is formulated to break down organic matter, so it would cause immediate and massive internal bleeding. A doctor could be standing by with emergency equipment and couldn't save them.

the people at liquid plumr are wondering where their marketing failed that this question was about drano

Feeling a bit clogged up after that birthday burger, are we?

morecowbell said:   the people at liquid plumr are wondering where their marketing failed that this question was about drano

Drano is easier to spell.

It would break down all the grease accumulated in your body from the burgers. Of course, it would break down everything else in your body as well, like your internal organs.

ganda said:   Feeling a bit clogged up after that birthday burger, are we?

Most of that came out this morning. No problems in that department. I had a colonoscopy last year. The preparation for that I guess could also be called plumbing cleaning for humans. What was coming out of me when compared to the Mississippi River made the mighty Mississippi look like a creek.

/puts down chocolate protein shake

Thanks for that!

burgerwars said:   Let's say one was thirsty and swigged down half a bottle. What would happen to them? How would you be able to spot someone walking down the street who just gulped down a pint of the stuff?

Note: I'm not advocating anyone do this.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_Murders


Pierre and Andrews then propped each of the victims into sitting positions and forced them to drink the liquid, telling them it was vodka laced with sleeping pills. Rather, it was liquid Drano. The moment it touched the hostages' lips, enormous blisters rose, and it began to burn their tongues and throats and peel away the flesh around their mouths. Ansley, still begging for her life, was forced to drink the drain cleaner too, although she was reported to have coughed less than the other victims (by Orren Walker). Pierre and Andrews tried to duct-tape the hostages' mouths shut to hold quantities of drain cleaner in and to silence their screams, but pus oozing from the blisters prevented the adhesive from sticking. Orren Walker was the last to be given the drain cleaner, but seeing what was happening to the other hostages, he allowed it to pour out of his mouth and then faked the convulsions and screams of his son and fellow hostages.

Pierre became angry because the deaths were taking too long and were too loud and messy, so he shot both Carol and Cortney Naisbitt in the backs of their heads. Pierre then shot at Orren Walker but missed. He then fatally shot Stanley before again shooting at Orren, this time grazing the back of his head.

formattc said:   burgerwars said:    How would you be able to spot someone walking down the street who just gulped down a pint of the stuff?

They'd be throwing up blood and dying horribly. Drano is extremely alkaline and is formulated to break down organic matter, so it would cause immediate and massive internal bleeding. A doctor could be standing by with emergency equipment and couldn't save them.


People have survived drinking Drano, but there's a good chance a survivor would up being fed through a tube for the rest of their life because of what it does to the stomach. I also read a story about someone who survived but was blind because he vomited so violently that his eyes bled. Drinking Drano is right up there with being burnt at the stake or being hung, drawn & quartered as a horrific way of dying.

There are some pictures of people who committed suicide with hydrochloric acid online.

Try antifreeze (ethylene glycol). It tastes better, makes you feel drunk at first and is less messy.

grapegrl said:   Try antifreeze (ethylene glycol). It tastes better, makes you feel drunk at first and is less messy.

Plus the treatment for ethylene glycol poisoning is regular old ethanol (aka booze.)

Haven't you come down yet from biting off that guy's face?

The food service contractor for AZ State once cleaned out a big coffee tank in the cafeteria with a lye solution and forgot to take the tank out of service or put up a warning sign. So a customer filled a cup from the tank and suffered lye burns to his stomach and esophageal spinchter. He was able to eat normally but permanently suffered pain from the spinchter damage and couldn't stand up quickly. The food service company blamed the customer.

morecowbell said:   the people at liquid plumr are wondering where their marketing failed that this question was about drano
Hydrox cookies

larrymoencurly said:   The food service company blamed the customer.

What a lye!

ganda said:   larrymoencurly said:   The food service company blamed the customer.

What a lye!
i actually greened this based on the OP. it was better after reading lmc's post

larrymoencurly said:   Haven't you come down yet from biting off that guy's face?

The food service contractor for AZ State once cleaned out a big coffee tank in the cafeteria with a lye solution and forgot to take the tank out of service or put up a warning sign. So a customer filled a cup from the tank and suffered lye burns to his stomach and esophageal spinchter. He was able to eat normally but permanently suffered pain from the spinchter damage and couldn't stand up quickly. The food service company blamed the customer.
his sphincter said "what!?"

morecowbell said:   larrymoencurly said:   Haven't you come down yet from biting off that guy's face?

The food service contractor for AZ State once cleaned out a big coffee tank in the cafeteria with a lye solution and forgot to take the tank out of service or put up a warning sign. So a customer filled a cup from the tank and suffered lye burns to his stomach and esophageal spinchter. He was able to eat normally but permanently suffered pain from the spinchter damage and couldn't stand up quickly. The food service company blamed the customer.
his sphincter said "what!?"

Watch out for your cornhole.

kamalktk said:   morecowbell said:   larrymoencurly said:   Haven't you come down yet from biting off that guy's face?

The food service contractor for AZ State once cleaned out a big coffee tank in the cafeteria with a lye solution and forgot to take the tank out of service or put up a warning sign. So a customer filled a cup from the tank and suffered lye burns to his stomach and esophageal spinchter. He was able to eat normally but permanently suffered pain from the spinchter damage and couldn't stand up quickly. The food service company blamed the customer.
his sphincter said "what!?"

Watch out for your cornhole.


It got lit up like a Roman candle.


I was watching a medical show, and they showed a guy that did this trying to commit suicide. They had to basically remove the stomach and everything else up to his mouth. They then ran this intestine up to his throat on the outside of his rib cage. He had to physically push food down, so it would start digestion.

need puking emoticon here

/puts down chocolate protein shake

Thanks for that!

There's a scene in Magnum Force, a Dirty Harry movie, where a pimp forces a prostitute to drink drano. Pretty messed up, especially for 1973.

formattc said:   There's a scene in Magnum Force, a Dirty Harry movie, where a pimp forces a prostitute to drink drano. Pretty messed up, especially for 1973.

That movie inspired the killers I mentioned earlier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_Murders#Trial


During the trial, it was revealed that Pierre and Andrews had robbed the store with the intention of killing anyone they came across, and in the months prior to the robbery had been looking for a way to commit the murders quietly and cleanly. The two then repeatedly watched the film Magnum Force, in which a prostitute is forced to drink Drano and is then shown immediately dropping dead.[5][6] Pierre and Andrews decided that this would be an efficient method of murder and decided to use it in their crime.


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iowahawkeye said:   need puking emoticon here

frank drebin - "cops and women don't mix. it's like eating a spoonful of drano. sure, it'll clean you out. but it'll leave you hollow inside"

that is just morbidly obese...even for the internet



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