Stuck on WalMart

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Hopefully that tune will be stuck in your head all day.

Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat In Kentucky WalMart

7:35 PM, Jun 19, 2012

Sticky issue in Kentucky

Monticello, KY-- Imagine going to the restroom in a retail store and then finding yourself unable to 'get up' from the toilet.

Think what you will, but a woman visiting a WalMart found herself in that situation.

Police in Monticello, KY told WLEX TV that the woman went to use the bathroom and she got stuck to a toilet seat.

How the heck did that happen? Investigators said the seat was covered in Super Glue.

Ralph Miniard, Chief of Police, told the station it took nearly an hour to free the woman. He said officers are investigating the incident.

Chief Miniard said he's not ready to say yet whether it was an accident, prank or intentional.

Paramedics were on hand to help pull the woman off the seat. She was taken to a nearby hospital to be checked out.

I say prank, hey, lady, don't forget the paperwork!

Happened to a guy at Home Depot several years ago and he sued them for it.

ganda said:   ^^^ that there could be the answer. Superglue dries damn fast. Plus it's MallWart. In KY.isn't K-Y the opposite of superglue?

that's just ass-king for trouble

Sometimes you just have to go, no matter what you SEE or FEEL.

ETA: Really, really have to go.

stuck on you/lionel richie
happy to be stuck with you/huey lewis and the news
stuck in the middel with you/steeler's wheel

sure hope she had a good book to read

sublimosa said:   used in song lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cYQV62WhkM
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital

To rock a rhyme, that's right on time

It's sticky is the title, here we go


It's sticky to rock a rhyme

To rock a rhyme that's right on time

It's sticky , it's sticky , sticky

(sticky, sticky)


It's sticky to rock a rhyme

To rock a rhyme that's right on time

It's sticky, st-st-sticky, sticky

(sticky)


I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly

Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early

These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me

Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said, "It's not that easy"


It's sticky to rock a rhyme

To rock a rhyme that's right on time

It's sticky

(How is it D?)

It's sticky, sticky

MarsdenFubar said:   A) How do you NOT see something on the seat before you sit down?

B) How do you NOT feel it when you sit down?

Have you seen the size of some WalMart shoppers? In Kentucky? Some of them must be unable to see what's behind them when they back up, and they could sit on a small child without noticing.

Oh, and make this thread a sticky please.

she didn't understand - "no butts about it"

FrugalFreak said:   MarsdenFubar said:   A) How do you NOT see something on the seat before you sit down?

B) How do you NOT feel it when you sit down?

C) If it is smeared thin enough not to see it, how is it not dried before someone sits down?

maybe she had the runs and drips.

I highly doubt she runs, and the only thing that drips is the condensation from her 128 ounce Mountain Dew Galactic Gulp.

FrugalFreak said:   better for her to be big like a cow than dumb like a jackass.

Dude, she stuck herself to the shitter

Relax, I'm just pushing your automatic-fatty-defense button You can get down off your high horse (with it's titanium reinforcement exoskeleton).

(BTW, "Better to be big like a elephant than dumb like a jackass" would make a better bumper sticker for y'all down there".)

mapatsfan said:   Happened to a guy at Home Depot several years ago and he sued them for it.

In Louisville, Colorado.

FrugalFreak said:   better for her to be big like a cow than dumb like a jackass.

Actually the world is better off with dumb skinny people.

FrugalFreak said:   scrouds said:   FrugalFreak said:   better for her to be big like a cow than dumb like a jackass.

Actually the world is better off with dumb skinny people.

get the ball rolling

Too late

0AfterRebates said:   

I know women don't have to worry about this problem so much but I always get some TP and wipe the seat. Always, always, always. Half the time I wipe up someones piss splatter. This also insures that I have adequate TP to complete the nasty task.

messes are in the ladies room, too.
mostly from the women who let their little boys stand up and hose the room...seat and floor.
(put a diaper on them or make them sit if they aren't tall enough or trained enough to hit the water!)

sublimosa said:   stuck on you/lionel richie
happy to be stuck with you/huey lewis and the news
stuck in the middel with you/steeler's wheel

stuck on xxxxing you / lady gaga
stuck like glue / sugarland

fasttimes said:   I thought chicks never sat on public toilet seats in favor of ye olde squat.

when you're in a HURRY, it is simpler to sit.
(and it feels like less is on display, when children are marching around outside the stall, peeking near the doorways)

What par was the hardees?