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Anybody excited for tonight's opening ceremonies?

Wife had never seen the Beijing opening ceremonies and I had downloaded a copy of them 4 years ago.. so we watched it two nights ago. It will be very tough for the London ceremonies to top them in my opinion.

Danny Boyle (producer of 28 Days Later, 127 Hours, Slumdog Millionaire, etc) is the director for the opening ceremonies.. so I'm sure it will be good.


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NBC supposedly won't be showing the torch lighting until 11:30. Way to get me excited!



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TiVoing it. This has "made for TiVo" written all over it.

"Ohhhh the team from West Kalbatunistnarun. Yay!"


i am predicting David Beckham kicks a flaming soccer ball to light the torch


Grant Hill offers a look back at the 1996 Olympics:

It was actually pretty funny — nobody on the team wanted to be the leading scorer in those games, in the Olympic games. Because whoever was the leading scorer, ended up having to be drug tested.

And the reason for that is the drug testing process, you'd be there for two hours after the game. And so nobody wanted to be there and have to go through that whole process.

So if you watch those games and you watch the highlights at the end of the games, everyone is being super unselfish passing the ball. Because no one wants to shoot (laughs).

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What You’ll See

Not all details are known (but there are plenty of predictions) and Danny Boyle no doubt has some surprises in store for the 62,000 people in the stadium and those watching at home. His chosen title was inspired by a speech in Shakespeare’s “The Tempest.” “It is about the wondrous beauty of Caliban’s island and his deep, deep devotion to it,” Boyle told The Guardian.

Boyle has crafted a special short film featuring actor Daniel Craig in the role of James Bond along with Queen Elizabeth II, who will naturally play herself, according to The Sun. In the film, Bond reportedly arrives at Buckingham Palace where he is knighted and then sent on a special mission to open the London Games. Bond boards a helicopter that will fly up the Thames, under Tower Bridge and drop the British Secret Service agent at the Olympic stadium.

The official ceremony begins with the ringing of a bell – the largest bell ever cast in Europe – that will hang at one end of the stadium.

The stadium will be transformed into a British countryside scene featuring fields, meadows and live animals including sheep, horses, cows, chickens and goats. According to the Daily Mail, there’ll be a cricket pitch and synthetic clouds will reportedly hang above the bucolic pastures. Four giant Maypoles will represent England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland.

The green will give way to an industrial landscape featuring the Houses of Parliament and Royal Albert Hall. Performers will then recreate the Jarrow march of 1936 when 200 walked to London to protest poverty and unemployment in the north east. There will be a tribute to the suffragette movement and the British National Health Service will be honored by real nurses pushing hospital beds around the arena.

More than 10,000 volunteers will take part in the performances. And soccer star David Beckham will be in there somewhere.

The 86 musical tracks selected for the ceremony were mixed by techno group Underworld and will include the theme from “Chariots of Fire,” "London Calling" by The Clash, "Firestarter" by The Prodigy, the Eton Boating Song, and the theme from the English drama series “The Eastenders.”



gonna go get something to munch on during the hour wasted watching people walk in groups....


i am predicting a flaming Elton John dressed as the Fairy Godmother lights the torch


So far, they have:
-had some tour de france winner ring the bell
-done that history thing representing the industrial revolution
-did the james bond thing implying that the Queen jumped from the helicopter. She later walked in with the IOC head.
-kids in pajamas singing the national anthem
-doing something representing children's literature.
-a organ performance of Chariots of Fire. Must be some joke as the guy looks like he is doing social media and blowing his nose.
-something representing British music.
-showing the guy who invented the web.
-montage of the torch relay. Beckham was in a boat approaching the stadium.
-performance of a song that is supposedly often used in championship finals over there.
-now is the long (probably an hour or more) march of nations.
-during the march, each nation is lead by the flag bearer, somebody holding the name of the country, and somebody holding a copper container. Mystery is what is the significance of the container.
-Queen looks bored when GB comes out.
-Artic Monkeys perform
-big-shot speeches
-Queen wakes up to formally open the games
-Olympic flag is brought in and raised. The Greatest is there.
-scene turns to the boat with Beckham with the torch.
-oath speeches
-younger group (7) representing future athletes take the flame around the track.
-the 7 light up individual flames which are attached to all the copper conatainers that were placed on a hillside. The individual containers lift up and form one big flame.
-fireworks
-Paul McCartney sings. Not sure how a song about John Lennon's kid is related to the Olympics though.


It's the XXX Olympics.


0AfterRebates said:   It's the XXX Olympics.

People from the 1970's are wondering why none of the white girls got fro's.

ETA: ON THEIR HEADS!


0AfterRebates said:   It's the XXX Olympics.

viewership would be at an all time high

"here's the one you've been waiting for folks...the pole vault up next!"


London's opening ceremony is pretty boring. bejing hands down!


In Beijing, the big climax was lifting somebody up to the top of the stadium and "running" around it to the background of previous Olympics before lighting the flame. In London, their big finale was Paul McCartney.


Look out! It's Voldemort!


Just saw the unsynchronized raising of the flag. And children pretending to sleep with brightass lighted blankets


Big creepy baby.

Funny mr bean


SHUT UP APPLE, I don't want your garbage.


lordoffire said:   SHUT UP APPLE, I don't want your garbage.Genius...

"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means"


since when is Hong Kong a country?


Khazaxtan is using their iPad to record video on their parade!!!


To my knowledge, Hong Kong has always competed as their own nation.


FunnyStuff said:   To my knowledge, Hong Kong has always competed as their own nation.
How is that fair?

Why doesn't New York have their own team?


Turkey flag barer is hot


"hey, let's all take pictures of each other pointing our phones at each other!"


US costume made in china. Wow!


lordoffire said:   

How is that fair?

Why doesn't New York have their own team?

How is this fair or unfair to anybody? Hong Kong in the Olympics is basically not relevant.

Is New York a former British colony that has an agreement that says they can compete as their own nation?


Camera shows Kate Middleton
Me: "I'm sorry, that chick is a stone fox."
Mrs: "I don't look at women, but I agree. She always looks good."


FunnyStuff said:   How is this fair or unfair to anybody? Hong Kong in the Olympics is basically not relevant.

you've got a point there...


I might be high right now.


My favorite google search every Olympics. Olympic condoms


Underwhelmed. Yawn.


it looked like it was probably going to be a 20min run from the stadium


Great fireworks


SilverII said:   Great fireworks
heck yea...


*camera pans to athletes*.....*none are singing*


Do the athletes stand the entire ceremony? That would suck.


Anyone know why the announcements were in French then in English?


McCartney sounds..... eh.


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Once again, the ladies of OT will be pleased. Not safe for work, even though it's the Olympics on tv and nothing is showing. Text




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