After seeing the presidents lackluster debate performance last night I think this election could be close and may even come down to a recount ala Bush v Gore. I saw how important it is to have your state election committee be in your pocket in that election and am wondering how I can fix my state election panel to make sure the president wins reelection in the event of a recount. Please help, need answers fast.
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posted: Oct. 4, 2012 @ 5:33p
In my opinion there is a structural problem with the election committee. Easier to just buy a new home state than renovate the existing mess.
posted: Oct. 4, 2012 @ 5:43p
Replace the old ballot box with a 200 amp model. You don't technically need it, but if you want to bring all your electric appliances into the white house, its probably a good idea.
posted: Oct. 4, 2012 @ 7:33p
hey burrito man, you're having problems with your erection panel? /waggles eyebrows I can help with that....
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posted: Oct. 5, 2012 @ 8:31a
sublimosa said: hey burrito man, you're having problems with your erection panel? /waggles eyebrows I can help with that....
I think that post probably deserved its own parody headline...
have you considered replacing the audio with more eloquent speech? this can be easily done with a 30 second time delay, his speech writing staff, and a sound-alike. it may look a little like an american broadcast of a japanese movie, but it should pass muster
i can provide more details for a nominal fee
posted: Oct. 6, 2012 @ 12:06a
i told em to write that shit down, on his hands or something... as for your panel, MCB knows how to work up the panel.
posted: Oct. 6, 2012 @ 12:12p
I predict hanging choads out in FL once again.
posted: Oct. 6, 2012 @ 3:00p
I say take out the kerry bulb and insert the Clinton model vacuum bulb and all would have been well. Kerry Bulb REALLY? Thats like installing a carter in the new York Model, Just doesn't fit right and gives no amperage.
posted: Oct. 6, 2012 @ 8:05p
I remember a while ago The onion posted a story in which republicans actively campaigned to inform black people that they should vote in the election on thursday. The joke, of course was that the election was actually on wednesday.
Works for The Man
posted: Oct. 6, 2012 @ 8:22p
soundtechie said: I remember a while ago The onion posted a story in which republicans actively campaigned to inform black people that they should vote in the election on thursday. The joke, of course was that the election was actually on wednesday.I remember when Soundtechie tried to be funny by suggesting that election day was something other than the Tuesday after the first Monday in November, but it wasn't that funny.
Rather be fishin'
posted: Oct. 9, 2012 @ 12:36p
Dear Senor Burrito:
The problem was very easy to troubleshoot: The teleprompter was unplugged. Plug it back in and his "performance" should improve.
soundtechie said: I remember a while ago The onion posted a story in which republicans actively campaigned to inform black people that they should vote in the election on thursday. The joke, of course was that the election was actually on wednesday.the other joke is that republicans are racist. one never tires of that one
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