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Ever wished there were a thread for how to get the most for your body fluids or how to maximize money received for medical trials and other experimental procedures that people need human guinea pigs for? Well, here is your FatWallet Portal.

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Selling Blood Plasma

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Please, only post legal opportunities to make money from selling your body or body-parts. This is not the place to discuss the ethics of such things. We can start a separate thread elsewhere for that.

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Message edited by: glockophile on 2007-09-23 09:48:15 CDT
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DavidScubadiver said:Ever wished there were a thread for how to get the most for your body fluids
No, But I had a feeling the day would come. Now waiting for "How to sell the extra child you don't need"


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Why was this posted?


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scott1961 said:DavidScubadiver said:Ever wished there were a thread for how to get the most for your body fluids
No, But I had a feeling the day would come. Now waiting for "How to sell the extra child you don't need"
Scott, private adoptions between consenting adults is a wonderful and rich tradition. If there is money that exchanges hands, it helps to ensure that the "receiving" party is well-off enough to provide a fiscally rewarding upbringing.


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Win a Nobel Prize or an Olympic Gold Medal, preferably both. The value of your reproductive fluids will go through the roof (no, not literally, they need to bottle it).


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89transam said:Why was this posted?For the benefit of people in need of money. The first link has over 3000 views, plus somebody wished for the thread, albeit, sarcastically. In any event, I am certain people will benefit from this thread. Mostly poor people and college students, but they have a right to make a buck off their dna.


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nm, doublepost thanks to forum software.


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89transam said:Why was this posted?
For laughs? But I think we better get them in quick. Having a feeling Mods will close this thread when we have people start listing organs for sale here


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Now I've never donated plasma...but

I have done several medical trials/surveys.

They really don't take up too much of my time, and I am promptly compensated for them.

Now I won't take "trial" medication, but will answer questions, do various other types of trials...

Might as well get some perk for having a disease. And maybe it will help someone in the future.


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ecjjones said:Now I've never donated plasma...but

I have done several medical trials/surveys.

They really don't take up too much of my time, and I am promptly compensated for them.

Now I won't take "trial" medication, but will answer questions, do various other types of trials...

Might as well get some perk for having a disease. And maybe it will help someone in the future.
Absolutely. But don't suggest that you qualify for these things only if you have a disease. Else people will start trying to infect themselves with all manner of diseases in order to qualify!


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ecjjones said:Might as well get some perk for having a disease. And maybe it will help someone in the future.Dear FWF, what is the best disease to get, financially speaking, and what are the side affects? thanks in advance!


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It is a sad, sad day today as I find myself reading a "finance" thread about the best ways to make money by selling body fluids.

Ah, the pundits must be right about that nearing recession!


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theman2 said: Dear FWF, what is the best disease to get, financially speaking, and what are the side affects? thanks in advance!
I got plenty of mental health issues, Wonder if I could get into some profitable studies?


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Wow you guys are something else...

Well having multiple diseases would be good.....then you can span more research...of course depending on the area you live in.....check with the local research hospitals...

Of course it's not ONLY for people with chronic diseases.

Just looking at if from a different perspective.

Multiple sclerosis is alot of fun...make you could go out and "get" that one...Im really enjoying it.


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you know how the big thing with Hollywood stars is to adopt African and African-American babies?

how about a service that sells white babies to wealthy black couples, or wealthy couples in Asia?

this business can arrange a trade of white children for Louis Vuitton bags and luggage, or other luxury items.

the markup would be substantial... this could be HUGE.


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ecjjones said:Wow you guys are something else...

Well having multiple diseases would be good.....then you can span more research...of course depending on the area you live in.....check with the local research hospitals...

Of course it's not ONLY for people with chronic diseases.

Just looking at if from a different perspective.

Multiple sclerosis is alot of fun...make you could go out and "get" that one...Im really enjoying it.
MS is not a joke. Please do not be offended by the tone of this thread. It can be a real help to all sorts of people, but it is funny too. Your suggestion about multiple diseases triggered a reflexive, "How do I do a disease-O-rama with minimal side effects?"


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ArbolLoco said:you know how the big thing with Hollywood stars is to adopt African and African-American babies?

how about a service that sells white babies to wealthy black couples, or wealthy couples in Asia?

this business can arrange a trade of white children for Louis Vuitton bags and luggage, or other luxury items.

the markup would be substantial... this could be HUGE.


Jake Blues: How much for the woman? How much for the little girl? How much for your women, I want to buy your women!"


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ArbolLoco said:you know how the big thing with Hollywood stars is to adopt African and African-American babies?

how about a service that sells white babies to wealthy black couples, or wealthy couples in Asia?

this business can arrange a trade of white children for Louis Vuitton bags and luggage, or other luxury items.

the markup would be substantial... this could be HUGE.
Please try to stay on topic. You can start an adoption for profit thread elsewhere. I am not even sure that is legal. Ethics can be discussed in a separate thread.


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steevyniu2004 said:ArbolLoco said:you know how the big thing with Hollywood stars is to adopt African and African-American babies?

how about a service that sells white babies to wealthy black couples, or wealthy couples in Asia?

this business can arrange a trade of white children for Louis Vuitton bags and luggage, or other luxury items.

the markup would be substantial... this could be HUGE.



Jake Blues: How much for the woman? How much for the little girl? How much for your women, I want to buy your women!"
White slavery is not funny. And its off topic. Please try to focus on bodily fluids, medical experiments and drug trials.


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