posted: Jul. 4, 2008 @ 9:05p 
Economic "Stimulus" Checks Archived From: Off Topic |
As long as there is stimulation...
I think I remember reading here someone stating they used all their stimulus money on beer and hookers. Whatever stimulates...
burgerwars said:I think I remember reading here someone stating they used all their stimulus money on beer and hookers. Whatever stimulates...
The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we
spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we buy a computer
it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go
to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala If we purchase a good car it
will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and
none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the
US . I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help.
Governor Spitzer
kpolleys said:burgerwars said:I think I remember reading here someone stating they used all their stimulus money on beer and hookers. Whatever stimulates...
The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we
spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we buy a computer
it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go
to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala If we purchase a good car it
will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and
none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the
US . I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help.
Governor Spitzer
You seem to have captured my thoughts perfectly
Stupid Americans, Who pays for porn? more free stuff out there than you can shake a dick at, Oops meant stick
my stimulus went to bills....
scott1961 said:Stupid Americans, Who pays for porn? more free stuff out there than you can shake a dick at, Oops meant stickConsidering you're not getting a stimulus check, free stuff is what you're gonna be shakin' it to. 
SilverII said:my stimulus went to bills....
I hope he said thanks.
LongDongSilver said:Tax Checks Spent On Online Porn
Good!
I used to live in the San Fernando Valley and I think Van Nuys (Porn Production Capital of the US) and Chatsworth (Filming and Distribution) could use a little economic stimulus.
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