Apparently when Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, she was granted one wish. She said "I would like all the children to be safe". So God killed Michael Jackson. In memory of Micheal Jackson, let's all grab our crotch, have a moment of silence and just beat it. Did you hear what he died of? Food poisoning, he ate 10 year old nuts. The Smithsonian requested Micheal Jackson's remains. They believe they'll be easier to preserve than wax. Since Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, they're melting down into blocks so kids can play with him for once. Why did Micheal Jackson go to Kmart? He heard boy's pants were half off. McDonalds is introducing a new sandwich in memory of Micheal Jackson, the MJ Burger...50 year old meat between 10 year old buns. EDIT TO ADD: Only in America can a black boy grow up to become a white woman. Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? The difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? Knock, knock. Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date? Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp? Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper? Michael Jackson asked to be buried in a sand box...... So all the kids can play with him
He's not dead, he was in the children's ward having a minor stroke. Did you hear about the new gameshow Michael Jackson was going to host? |
