Apparently when Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, she was granted one wish. She said "I would like all the children to be safe". So God killed Michael Jackson.
In memory of Micheal Jackson, let's all grab our crotch, have a moment of silence and just beat it.
Did you hear what he died of? Food poisoning, he ate 10 year old nuts.
The Smithsonian requested Micheal Jackson's remains. They believe they'll be easier to preserve than wax.
Since Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, they're melting down into blocks so kids can play with him for once.
Why did Micheal Jackson go to Kmart? He heard boy's pants were half off.
McDonalds is introducing a new sandwich in memory of Micheal Jackson, the MJ Burger...50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
EDIT TO ADD: Why couldn't MJ ever win a marathon? Because he was used to coming in a little behind. -jcole21
Only in America can a black boy grow up to become a white woman.
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.
The difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? Fawcett loved Majors, Jackson loved minors.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date? A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp? A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Michael Jackson asked to be buried in a sand box...... So all the kids can play with him
Old Navy just announced a Michael Jackson Memorial Sale: for the next week boy's pants are half off.
He's not dead, he was in the children's ward having a minor stroke.
Did you hear about the new gameshow Michael Jackson was going to host? It was called "Are You Hotter Than a Fifth Grader?"
Let's be honest folks. This man was a musical genuis, but also likely molested children, including Webster. RIP Mikey, but you did some foul shit when you were on this earth.
The difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?
Fawcett loved Majors, Jackson loved minors.
RS4Rings
Back in Rehab
posted: Jun. 26, 2009 @ 10:36a
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
zzyzzx
Senior Member - 3K
posted: Jun. 26, 2009 @ 10:48a
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date? A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp? A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family - and asked how much they want for the kids......
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Apparently since the death of Michael Jackson his management have canceled all his upcoming dates. They were Billy, 8, and Kevin, 11.
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An auction has already started for Michael Jacksons personal belongings with a bidding war erupting between Gary Glitter and The Catholic Church for MJ's little black book
Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)
RS4Rings
Back in Rehab
posted: Jun. 26, 2009 @ 12:56p
DangerBoy said: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was the first to plant a foot on the moon and the other was first to plant 6 inches in Websters moon?
jcole21
Senior Member
posted: Jun. 26, 2009 @ 1:40p
thumpergeek said: Did you hear what he died of? Food poisoning, he ate 10 year old nuts.
TMZ is reporting he choked to death on a small bone.
zzyzzx
Senior Member - 3K
posted: Jun. 26, 2009 @ 1:48p
Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, God granted her one wish... Her wish was for all the children in the world to be safe.... So he killed Michael Jackson
I thought he was a fair game when he was alive. But now he is dead. Let's let him RIP.
RS4Rings
Back in Rehab
posted: Jun. 27, 2009 @ 5:47a
katx said: I thought he was a fair game when he was alive. But now he is dead. Let's let him RIP. Sorry but "You Reap What You Sow". The fact he died makes no difference especially since it was more that he killed himself. He never apologized for his wrong doings, He disgusted me in life and no difference now. Should be a lesson to all of us about how we live our lives, I know I have made many mistakes but have done my best to make up for them
Wait, how hasn't this been locked yet? Did the mods acquire a sense of humor or are they as sickened by him as I am? I won't even tell 1/4 of these to my girlfriend, they are honestly that offensive.
nrsmimi
Ancient Member
posted: Jun. 27, 2009 @ 9:24a
Offensive yes, funny, he** yes!
Xnarg
Senior Member - 5K
posted: Jun. 27, 2009 @ 9:39a
katx said: I thought he was a fair game when he was alive. But now he is dead. Let's let him RIP.I don't think he's reading OT right now.
In the pro-Jackson threads, posts which were deemed "not conducive to the original topic" were removed. Surely OT is big enough to have separate threads for different perspectives and it would be easy to ignore this thread if someone were offended by comments about him.
Xnarg said: In the pro-Jackson threads, posts which were deemed "not conducive to the original topic" were removed.
I was surprised to have my posts removed from a Jackson-neutral thread. I had a ticket discussion but wasn't satisfied with the outcome.
mod said: I understand where you're coming from and our forums are simply not the place for heated discussions and people bashing. If somebody decideds to go off about somebody and call them every name in the book, their comment will get deleted regardless of who it is,
I replied that I didn't think the OT FAQ reflected that rule, but I didn't hear anything after that.
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