RIP Oscar G. Mayer

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Dead at 95


R.I.P.
horrible horrible last two weeks.
yea some of them were very old.. but still.


I hear the funeral is going to be a total sausagefest.


He's probably the only guy that touched more little weiners than MJ


Ketchup will sit on the left, mustard on the right.


Hebrew National hot dogs refused to attend the funeral


Survived by anyone in his family that didn't eat them.


Stoned said: Hebrew National hot dogs refused to attend the funeral
They were upset that his casing wasn't snipped...


I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a Oscar Mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me.


Joey Chestnut is "a person of interest" but not a suspect at this time, police said.




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