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posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:45p

posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:46p

The officer found grounds for the arrest.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:48p

They're full of beans!
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:52p

The cops are filtering the real story.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:52p

The coffee drinker forgot his cup while showing off his pot and stir stick.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:53p

Fortunately there was no creme involved
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:53p

Why would a coffee drinker show off his tea bag?
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:56p

Eric Williamson ... wonder if his new nickname will be Joe?
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:56p

Is there a mug shot of this guy?
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 12:58p

MajorDarkside said: Is there a mug shot of this guy?

probably in the video, but you might need java to view the page.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:01p

right now his name is mud.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:05p

...then he turned around, and we saw his beans. All brown and shriveled they were, like raisins gone bad. As you can imagine, we screamed and ran!
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:06p

His friends and coworkers nickname for him will now be Mr. Coffee.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:08p

i bet he'll take a good roasting from his family and friends over this incident.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:11p

Maybe he dreamed he was as Starbucksnaked?
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:11p

He's expresso-ing his regrets.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:12p

He was in a rush and latte for work.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:12p

i hope the French press don't get wind of this story!
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:12p

He didn't want to be latte for work.

[Edit: kamalktk beat me to it!]
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:13p

He doesn't look fat enough for it to have been a couple-chin-o.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:13p

Starbucks has deemed him a certified Bare-ista
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:14p

Obviously not drinking Gloria Jeans.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:16p

maybe he was doing the percolator?
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:17p

I think he lives in the Maxwell House Condominiums.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:17p

I heard he sanka lot of money into a lawyer.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:18p

He was showing the world Mr. Peet
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:20p

Was he dunkin his donut?
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:20p

Bodums up!
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:21p

Is he still in hot water or did this trouble cool down?
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:21p

he's pressed to come up with an alibi...
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:21p

I bet the woman was steamed!
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:22p

Is he a drip
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:22p

MajorDarkside said: I bet the woman was steamed!

probably so bad she was frothing at the mouth.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:23p

At least he wasn't caught doing the grind.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:23p

Seeing the picture, we know he's not a long black.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:23p

Kona-nyone come up with some more puns?
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:24p

The flavor of his coffee has a lot of body.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:24p

I just hope this incident doesn't percolate into a heaping spoonful of trouble for him.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:24p

i would have thought this happened around eight o'clock, but it was much earlier.
posted: Oct. 21, 2009 @ 1:25p

He takes his coffee with two lumps and some skin milk.
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posted: Oct. 23, 2009 @ 7:33a

I generally consider myself pro-law enforcement, however with each additional story I hear about the Fairfax County PD I'm becoming more and more convinced that they're a bunch of thugs on a power trip. A man brews coffee naked IN HIS OWN HOME and gets arrested and charged over it. I suppose he should consider himself lucky that they didn't send a SWAT team to arrest him and then shoot him dead like they did with that poor optometrist a few years ago.


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