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http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/giantcrackinafricawillcreate...

A 35-mile rift in the desert of Ethiopia will likely become a new ocean eventually, researchers now confirm.

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"there is a crack, a crack in everything. that's how the light gets in ..."

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Message edited by: pecanpie on 2009-11-03 18:05:34 CST
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I'm sinking my entire retirement nest egg into future oceanfront property in Ethiopia.


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According to many, my front lawn will become an ocean...eventually


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The surfing will be rad, in Chad.


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How are they gonna cope in Ethiop.


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new ocean coming soon to cameroon


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Do you Rwanda go to the beach?


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Million years it says, LOLOL


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Those surfer babes look pretty chic in Mozambique.


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Its gonna take a lot to create a new Ocean
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the cracks down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had


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Do really, really thin people sink, or float?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Oh, I was just kidding, get over it.


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i think the world needs to work to solve this problem of global cracking.


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The CIA caused the crack problem in Africa.


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SigX said:I'm sinking my entire retirement nest egg into future oceanfront property in Ethiopia.

Me too. How much land can I get for $42.63?


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MadAnthony said:SigX said:I'm sinking my entire retirement nest egg into future oceanfront property in Ethiopia.

Me too. How much land can I get for $42.63?

If Cantor Fitzgerald can start selling derivatives of movie box office revenues, then I can probably start selling exotic derivatives and structured investment vehicles of future oceanfront property in Ethiopia. Using the sound leveraging and risk analysis techniques of our investment banks, for $42.63 you should be able to option about $25 trillion in property exercisable 975,000 years from now.


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MadAnthony said:SigX said:I'm sinking my entire retirement nest egg into future oceanfront property in Ethiopia.Me too. How much land can I get for $42.63?All of it. PayPal me the money and I'll send title.


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Phil McKracken just moved to Africa


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click for crack (58.34kB)

Hey Africa, you've got a big crack in Djibouti!

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Message edited by: Xnarg on 2009-11-04 10:31:26 CST
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OK...I opened this thread expecting to read an African plumber joke, just to be disappointed!


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