Its gonna take a lot to create a new Ocean There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the cracks down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
MadAnthony said: SigX said: I'm sinking my entire retirement nest egg into future oceanfront property in Ethiopia.
Me too. How much land can I get for $42.63? If Cantor Fitzgerald can start selling derivatives of movie box office revenues, then I can probably start selling exotic derivatives and structured investment vehicles of future oceanfront property in Ethiopia. Using the sound leveraging and risk analysis techniques of our investment banks, for $42.63 you should be able to option about $25 trillion in property exercisable 975,000 years from now.
Xnarg
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posted: Nov. 4, 2009 @ 7:41a
MadAnthony said: SigX said: I'm sinking my entire retirement nest egg into future oceanfront property in Ethiopia.Me too. How much land can I get for $42.63?All of it. PayPal me the money and I'll send title.
OK...I opened this thread expecting to read an African plumber joke, just to be disappointed!
Xnarg
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posted: Nov. 4, 2009 @ 10:40a
george2001 said: OK...I opened this thread expecting to read an African plumber joke, just to be disappointed!There's a pipe with a leak in Mozambique.
To fill up the new ocean, will all the water need to be drained out of the Pacific to fill it? If so, buying land as an investment wouldn't be wise. Would all the new land off the coast of California become part of the state? Would Malibu need to be moved a hundred miles out? There goes the Malibu Colony.
burgerwars said: To fill up the new ocean, will all the water need to be drained out of the Pacific to fill it? If so, buying land as an investment wouldn't be wise. Would all the new land off the coast of California become part of the state? Would Malibu need to be moved a hundred miles out? There goes the Malibu Colony. Global warming is melting the polar ice which otherwise would flood the planet except for this new ocean.
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