Please help with my Master's thesis

Your survey appears to be about compliments. Compliments are for pansies, insults are for real men. Your worthless and you will never get your masters because you are too dumb.

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Your survey will be the great help for our forum.

1 Please tell us your age, gender and university first.
A: Eleventy Fiddy, M, Fatwallet

2 You come across your teacher Helen on campus and notice that she has got a new haircut.
A. You say to her:
B. You say nothing, because: Helen is deaf and blind

3 You have just attended a lecture given by Professor Smith whom you’re familiar with. You feel his lecture is really excellent. After that you meet him.
A. You say to him:
B. You say nothing, because: He gave me a D in his class after I turned down his advances

4 Suppose that you pay a visit to the manager of your company one day and find that her house is decorated very well.
A. You say to her:
B. You say nothing, because: It's not nearly as nice as mine

5 When playing badminton with your friend John in the stadium, you find he plays quite well.
A. You say to him:
B. You say nothing, because: He might want to shower together afterwards

6 In the street you run into your classmate Bob. You notice he wears a new watch.
A. You say to him:
B. You say nothing, because: I don't like Bob, in fact, I hate Bob

7 You bump into your friend Ada in front of library and see she is wearing a cute dress.
A. You say to her:
B. You say nothing, because: My wife might be watching

8 You go to your uncle’s home for dinner and find he has bought a new computer recently.
A. You say to him:
B. You say nothing, because: All he does is surf porn

9 Today several friends will come to visit your house. And your mum has prepared much delicious food. You see this.
A. You say to her:
B. You say nothing, because: She's dead, a ghost that cooks is awesome!

10 At a family gathering, you notice your dad wears a new overcoat.
A. You say to him:
B. You say nothing, because: OMFGBBQ! There's nothing under the overcoat.

11 At your neighbor Mr. Herbert’s home, you find a beautiful oil painting hanging on the wall. He tells you that he drew it himself.
A. You say to him:
B. You say nothing, because: It kinda creeps me out he knew what Spock's penis looked like.

12 On the bus you find the girl sitting beside you takes a new digital camera which is exactly the one which you like too.
A. You say to her:
B. You say nothing, because: My wife might be watching

13 On the way home you meet your neighbor Amanda who’s going out. You notice she’s dressed up.
A. You say to her:
B. You say nothing, because: I'm wondering where the blow is

Do you really want to get a degree from a university which is willing to give you a degree?

katx said: Do you really want to get a degree from a university which is willing to give you a degree?
Ha ha. I'm sure all you who think I'm an idiot would be amused to hear that I was recruited by DeVry. In fact they hounded me down at a babysitting job I was doing. "You're just the kind of graduate we are looking for" the guy said. Sheesh thanks, mister! The college that advertises in the middle of the night on syndicate tv wants ME! I'm SOMEBODY!

This level of stuff can get you a Master's degree?

/Wanders off muttering about how times have changed for the worse/

Another person who can't get a law degree.