Help, I am at deer camp

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this year I am with a group of guys and one is snoring terribly, I still have a couple of hours of sleep and I am still awake

shot the biggest buck ever with bow, two hundred and fifty pounds,


oh no, someone is passing gas ........ I am a dead man


ridn4free said: this year I am with a group of guys

Are you ever with a group of girls deer hunting?


If you shot a big buck with a bow, and you still have complaints, it might be time for a new kind of getaway weekend. Let's see, you could join the girls for their next spa day, or maybe go antiquing (ideally in some town where they don't sell booze on Sundays, where the parking, food and souvenirs are overpriced, and every gift shop smells like potpourri).

Seriously, I thought to guys, things like snoring and digestive events below the belt were the source of great pride and accomplishment.


/Throws ridn4free some Bose headphones/


250 pounds?! Holy shit!


ridn4free said: this year I am with a group of guys and one is snoring terribly, I still have a couple of hours of sleep and I am still awake

shot the biggest buck ever with bow, two hundred and fifty pounds,


oh no, someone is passing gas ........ I am a dead man


Dave?

Yeah you should have brought hearing protection. I keep a couple of those foam ear plugs in my wallet, and have plenty of them in my hunting kit. Where's the deer pic?


And this one time... in deer camp....



''Squeal like a pig''


Here's mine, 8 am opening morning, 120 yards off-hand, .243 in the lungs. This buck died about 6 feet from the one I got last year.


Are you with my DH?!

Shoot the snoring fool!


BTW, congrats on the buck



What does venison tastes like? I've never had it (I had bison, it was okay) and a customer told me it tastes like gamey beef?


It's super lean. Unless you cook it medium rare, the quarter meat (steaks and roasts) have a somewhat grainy texture which turns some people off. It usually does have a somewhat gamey aftertaste or smell. The backstraps (which come from either side of the spine) are the best textured and flavored cut to me (along with the tenderloin, the only parts I don't grind for sausage/jerky).

IMO, Bison is better tasting than venison.


Kandykornhead, where can I buy vension jerky? I live in CA, there is no deer to hunt.


Kandykornhead said: It's super lean. Unless you cook it medium rare, the quarter meat (steaks and roasts) have a somewhat grainy texture which turns some people off. It usually does have a somewhat gamey aftertaste or smell. The backstraps (which come from either side of the spine) are the best textured and flavored cut to me (along with the tenderloin, the only parts I don't grind for sausage/jerky).

IMO, Bison is better tasting than venison.

It depends on how you butcher it. When done properly, venison is neither gamey nor grainy, but wonderfully tender and delicious. In my house ALL the venison is like eating backstrap! No roasts, all steaks. The tricks is to remove all the tendon and ligament film from the meat. It makes for smaller cuts of meat, but oh! so worth it!


bravebiffy said: Kandykornhead, where can I buy vension jerky? I live in CA, there is no deer to hunt.

oh deer, its venison


Penzey's Spices have Venison Sausage Spice: http://www.penzeys.com/cgi-bin/penzeys/p-penzeysvenison.html?id=BgpcIzEn $2.49 - $7.50


ewwwww i dont like venison
guess it is the southern ca girl in me


bravebiffy said: Kandykornhead, where can I buy vension jerky? I live in CA, there is no deer to hunt.

You must not live in the same CA I live in.

Deer hunting in CA.


MaxMojo said: bravebiffy said: Kandykornhead, where can I buy vension jerky? I live in CA, there is no deer to hunt.

You must not live in the same CA I live in.

Deer hunting in CA.

Too many hours of driving to where you're referring. Plenty of possums and sewer rats here to shoot though.


Congrats to all the hunters.

I don't care for venison myself. I can handle deer chili, but I prefer it mixed with pork. I've not ever had a cut of straight venison that cared for. But, I am nearly a vegetarian anyway.


bravebiffy said: MaxMojo said: bravebiffy said: Kandykornhead, where can I buy vension jerky? I live in CA, there is no deer to hunt.

You must not live in the same CA I live in.

Deer hunting in CA.


Too many hours of driving to where you're referring. Plenty of possums and sewer rats here to shoot though.
hit and killed Bambi when it ran out in front of the car in Orange County.


BMWLVR82 said: ridn4free said: this year I am with a group of guys

Are you ever with a group of girls deer hunting?

Yes, It's possible. I know many women deer hunters.


FrugalFreak said: BMWLVR82 said: ridn4free said: this year I am with a group of guys

Are you ever with a group of girls deer hunting?


Yes, It's possible. I know many women deer hunters.
and I bet those women snore and fart too!


idohair said: FrugalFreak said: BMWLVR82 said: ridn4free said: this year I am with a group of guys

Are you ever with a group of girls deer hunting?


Yes, It's possible. I know many women deer hunters.
and I bet those women snore and fart too!

I have deer hunted before. I do fart. I do not snore (according to reliable sources.)

I'm a really shitty hunter though. I sit in the tree stand, read a book, and drink irish coffee. When a deer comes around, I'm juggling too much crap to be able to take a shot.


passed on several does this evening and a couple of smaller bucks, there are some more larger ones that I will try to go for. the weather has been great but the morning have been real foggy. I will be out again tomorrow to try my luck. ridn

EDIT: my snorer shot out so he went home, only have stinky pete to deal with tonight. we had deer chili


ridn4free said: passed on several does this evening and a couple of smaller bucks, there are some more larger ones that I will try to go for. the weather has been great but the morning have been real foggy. I will be out again tomorrow to try my luck. ridn

EDIT: my snorer shot out so he went home, only have stinky pete to deal with tonight. we had deer chili

At least you have a deer camp to go to.


ffs, put the technology away and just enjoy the outdoors, you can tell us all about it when you get back.


shot another big one, only a ten pointer but another around 250 so 500 lbs of meat, chili will be on the stove next year


Penzey's is the bomb!


Came for the "this one time at deer camp" jokes. Leaving disappointed.




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