Speed Reading 101

If you are still reading this, you clearly haven't taken the Speed Reading 101 class at the SpeedLearning Institute at Columbia University. With today's deal from this revered establishment, pick up an extremely useful skill set that will help you excel in this fast-paced city. Pay $129 (regularly $695) for this intensive, six-hour workshop that caters to earnest students and professional adults who are looking to get a leg up on the competition -- check available dates. In an effort to boost your comprehension, speed, and memory, these wordsmiths use six proven principles, as well as the cutting-edge RasterMaster, a handheld laser that expands peripheral vision and trains your eyes to move more quickly. These edifying sessions will also boost concentration and memory skills; you can already understand how great this 81%-off deal is -- and you haven't even taken the class yet. Limit 1 per customer per visit o Appointments required and subject to availability o Merchant cancellation/re-scheduling policy of 24 hours applies; voucher subject to forfeiture o Must be 10+ o To view available class times, visit tinyurl.com/LSspeedreading - additional classes may be added if necessary o All services must be redeemed by same customer