World Vegetarian Day kicks off a whole month of vegetarian festivities, and is probably the most famous October holiday which celebrates not enjoying yourself while eating.
Non-vegetarians can celebrate this holiday by trying out a vegetarian diet for the day, or give it a go for the whole month of October, which is Vegetarian Awareness Month.
A vegetarian diet consists mostly of expensive coffee, mulch shaped and dyed to look like normal food, and a lot of envy. Vegetarians do have a knack for turning roughage and garnish into things you would probably eat if you had more room after all that turkey and gravy on Thanksgiving.
If a spartan menu of salads and elitist superiority isn’t your thing, check out some other October food holidays for alternatives to World Vegetarian Day.