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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

I'd be afraid that these would damage my dvd player.

Chuck Norris did not authorize this sale. Someone at Amazon is about to get a roundhouse to the jaw.

It's kind of sad when good actors go on a cookaloook socialist freak out.

Search for the video then cry.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris does not do push ups, He does earth downs.

Schmide said:   It's kind of sad when good actors go on a cookaloook socialist freak out.

Search for the video then cry.

Apparently if Obama is re-elected we're in for 1000 years of darkness. I can't believe Chuck Norris is afraid of anything...

Chuck Norris is the only person on earth that can slam a revolving door shut

Schmide said:   It's kind of sad when good actors....What does your comment have to do with Chuck Norris, who's said he's as good at acting as Steven Seagal is at martial arts?

Awhile back, Charmin released their Chuck Norris toilet-paper line. It utter failed since Chuck Norris toilet paper wouldn't take crap from anyone.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, AIDS, and all childhood diseases. The only problem is that chuck norris never cries.

chucky lives in his own dystopian fantasy land along with his hooker wife.

pfff, who the &%#@ is Chuck Norris? I just watched all his videos and commercials online and don't see why people worship him . If Chuck Norris was such a badass, he'd come here drfg034lkjf]g03%764o2l3kc/mf023o234p213[o1-

edit: I'm sorry CN

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear

Walker, Texas Ranger is one of my favorite comedies!

It calls for this - collection from web -

Chuck Norris killed the Dead Sea.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris kicked one of the corners off.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn.t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris doesn.t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Chuck Norris.
Water boils faster when Chuck Norris stares at it.
Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Google won.t find Chuck Norris because you don.t find Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris finds you
1. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
2. Chuck Norris can build a snowman. out of rain.
3. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn.t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
4. The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
5. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
6. Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
7. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
8. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
1. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.

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