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Why can't you play poker on the African Savanna? There's too many cheetahs.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. (That one soooo dates me.)

Found out I was color blind the other day. That one came right out of the orange.

How does NASA organize a party?
They planet!

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

A burger walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'

I'm thinking of reasons to go to Switzerland. The flag is a big plus.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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