Dumb criminal

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"I just finished a case where a guy walked into a Wendy's and demanded money. The lady asked him three times what he wanted, since his speech was too slurred to understand.

He left, crossed the street, and tried again at a McDonald's, where an old man slapped him in the face when he saw what was happening and told him to get out. The defendant produced a knife, but when the old man punched him in the nose, he ran off.

He then walked about a half mile to a Taco Bell and demanded money. The cashier handed him a cup, told him to sit down, and said she'd be with him in a minute. He sat down, but when he heard sirens ran off again.Cops saw him, gave chase, and caught him after he ended up trying to jump over a fence but caught his nuts on the chain links at the top.

13 years for that stupidity."


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Because it's impossible to find them otherwise?

I thought this was another thread about Lochte.

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