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Coop cakes.

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That's fowl...

What do organic hipster chicken custodians serve at birthday parties?

Co-op cakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It's a free range chicken, it does what it wants.

I would usually bawk at a joke that bad. On that note...

Why did Mozart get rid of all his chickens?

Because they kept going Bach Bach Bach.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"

I wanted to post a similar joke earlier, but I chickened out.

I thought bacon.



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