Why did the chicken cross the road? Police are investigating...

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scene of investigation

"Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

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Detectives are combing the area.

That's just cuckoo.

So the police have hatched a plan?

If caught the errant owner will be up before the beak

Did they ask the chicken to eggsplain itself?

The police published a better picture, but then decided to pullet.

Police expect that the other chicken escapee will lay low for a while.

Cluck Lives Matter

Was there any fowl play involved?

Maybe he decided to just wing it after being cooped up.

Apparently this article really ruffled your feathers...

Jaywalking is a capital offense in Scotland, dust off Ol' Sparky, it's fried chicken time.

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