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Man dressed as tree arrested in Portland

http://www.wmtw.com/article/man-dressed-as-tree-arrested-in-port...

with bonus nominative determinism by the man arrested: Asher Woodworth

How do yew feel about that?

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It was a peaceful arrest, his bark is worse than his bite.

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Police told him to make like a tree and leaf.

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The arrest was made by the Bangladeshi Secret Service aka Special Branch

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kamalktk said:   Police told him to make like a tree and get out of here.Fixed.

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Connman said:   kamalktk said:   Police told him to make like a tree and get out of here.Fixed.
Yew dont understand this thread. It's oak.

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Maple he was trying to Spruce things up. Apparently he wasn't Poplar.

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Bail was tree fiddy.

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I'll log this is my journal. Personally, I was rooting for the guy.

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Police just wanted to ash him a question.

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"Call me Ash" he said.  "I just felt like I wanted to put down some roots here"...

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I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some bush.

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Xmas Tree (193.04kB)
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My Kind of Tree

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Enough to make a cat laugh

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