How to Rob an Armored Truck

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Just help yourself to what's inside when the back door is open and walk away:

Thief stealing a bunch of gold. 

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a new york minute...

86lbs. that's a lot to carry without knowing what is inside.

During prohibition, the companies that were allowed to store booze would get"robbed" all the time - they'd take a bribe and then arrange the staged robbery in advance. Recently, marijuana dispensaries have reported being robbed by ninjas. Same thing here, the guard probably got paid to look the other way.

(I think my phone is trying to make my posts more interesting. Originally the above sentence read, "Hagee reported being rubbed by ninjas")

soundtechie said:   During prohibition, the companies that were allowed to store booze would get"robbed" all the time - they'd take a bribe and then arrange the staged robbery in advance. Recently, marijuana dispensaries have reported being robbed by ninjas. Same thing here, the guard probably got paid to look the other way.

(I think my phone is trying to make my posts more interesting. Originally the above sentence read, "Hagee reported being rubbed by ninjas")

  Well, now we know what you've been sexting about...
 

soundtechie said:   During prohibition, the companies that were allowed to store booze would get"robbed" all the time - they'd take a bribe and then arrange the staged robbery in advance. Recently, marijuana dispensaries have reported being robbed by ninjas. Same thing here, the guard probably got paid to look the other way.

(I think my phone is trying to make my posts more interesting. Originally the above sentence read, "Hagee reported being rubbed by ninjas")

If they were robbed by ninjas, how would anyone know?

Talk about a golden opportunity!

Ya know, this happened way back in SEPTEMBER and we are just hearing about it NOW???
What, was one of the presidential candidates in on it and they didn't want to give them bad press?

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/20/nyregion/thief-of-1-6-million-...
update. they've identified the guy and they think he is in los angeles.

miserly said:   http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/20/nyregion/thief-of-1-6-million-...
update. they've identified the guy and they think he is in los angeles.

I don't think the whole sanctuary city is going to work for him, although I am envisioning him selling the gold to the notorious hold man here in Orlando. There's a shop here that buys gold that always has a guy out on a busy corner in a gold costume. He waves and flirts with all the ladies driving by and stopped at the light.


I think after 3 thefts... the hands should be detached.



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