Player suspended from Belk Bowl for shoplifting at Belk (or don't bite the retailer that feeds you)

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Belk Bowl?

kamalktk said:   Belk Bowl?
  
It's what Belks eat their frosted Orc Flakes out of.


note the jingle bells
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paindeer

ganda;19749793 said:
kamalktk said:   Belk Bowl?
  
It's what Belks eat their frosted Orc Flakes out of.

  belk? perhaps you mean paindeer? (Limo: a dungeons and drangons style card describing a bad guy that is half human, half raeindder)

eta: the link's in the wrong place, technical problems.

 

There's more at other news sources. Apparently it wasn't enough that the player had a $450 GC, and 20% discount, and 90 minutes of exclusive access to an otherwise empty store to spend it. He had to shoplift another $250+ and stuff it under his clothes. Maybe the dude thought that since the store wasn't officially open, there wasn't any loss prevention to worry about with just the team players getting their goods. Anywhoo, he thought he could get more bang for his GC & discount, by sneaking some extra freebies in.

He was caught bilking Belk.


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Lawrence Belk and his Orchestra?

My first thought after reading article was, "who's going to draft this guy now?" But then I remembered that it's the NFL so shoplifting wouldn't be something to be ashamed of.

overclock said:   My first thought after reading article was, "who's going to draft this guy now?" But then I remembered that it's the NFL so shoplifting wouldn't be something to be ashamed of.
He is just "pulling himself out of poverty". That's a +5 in the NFL draft rankings.



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